Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets Halloween hack's take on Megalovania.

Inserts a Luxio in a maid dress, that has been disemboweled.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a Luxio in a maid dress, that has been disemboweled. The machine is tired of the random garbage you have been squeezing in the coin slot and rejects the latest one.

I insert a Nalthian coin. 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets the crucible.

re-inserts the disemboweled (shiny) Luxio in a maid dress.

Spoiler

 

Edited February 8, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

re-ejects the diesmboweled Luxio.

Inserts a chocolate coin

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

ejects the chocolate coin. It seems the vending machine is broken.

Hits the vending machine with a wrench, then re-re-inserts the disemboweled shiny Luxio in a maid dress, while muttering "c'mon, C'mon!". 

Edited February 8, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

@Just_a_Fan gets a wrench and a disemboweled shiny luxio. 

Inserts the phone number for the repair company

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Gets a bill for $3000, without tax

Inserts game show host

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a guide to easily grief Minecraft bases.

Inserts a disemboweled shiny Luxio in a maid dress.

Spoiler

*Knowing that one day, the fan will get the vending machine to accept its gorey payment...

*It fills you with DETERMINATION.

*File 1 saved.

 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

12 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Inserts a disemboweled shiny Luxio in a maid dress.

Ejects a disemboweled shiny Luxio in a maid dress.

Inserts the vending machine into itself

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

7 hours ago, DezaS said:

Inserts the vending machine into itself

Gets a green hedgehog.

Re-inserts the disemboweled shiny luxio in a maid dress.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

4 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

the disemboweled shiny luxio in a maid dress.

Shreds and ejects the disemboweled shiny luxio in a maid dress.

Inserts the Sylspear

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a sniper rifle with a bayonet attached.

Inserts 200 lbs of sylveon.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a kandra in a Sylveon body, back out through the coin slot.

Quit inserting pokemon! she cries as she inserts the Elendel Daily broadsheet.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a note that reads: "No."

Inserts a Bi Eevee, out of spite.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a bi eevee with a note that says:

Quote

there's a great chance that the next pokèmon you insert will explode

Inserts explosives but doesn't light them

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets some matchsticks.

grins evilly, then inserts a glaceon that is both genders at the same time. 

Edited February 11, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a large explosion blowing bits of glaceon and vending machine everywhere.

Inserts a fan remover

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets shot with a Halo:CE Magnum

Inserts a Vaporeon janitor.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a vaporized Vaporeon janitor screaming STOP PUTTiNG POKÈMON IN!

Inserts a flamewar

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a flareon.

Inserts a Cremis. (her name is Samantha)

Spoiler

 

Edited February 11, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a crushed cremis loudly swearing at you in Alethi.

Ising of the inserting of now High Imperial speaking.

Edited February 11, 2025 by DezaS

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a gore filled trollfic...

inserts PokeSwap

Edited February 12, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets shooed off angrily by the building custodian and his seon. The custodian is cleaning up after all the messy, gory pokèmon disasters.

Inserts an aon

[Soulbinder she/her]

Gets a Dor.

Inserts a cabbage. 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a Sandslash named Pico. (an earthbending pangolin)

inserts a max repel.

Edited February 12, 2025 by Just_a_Fan