Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Gets my mathspren from Battle for the Sandwich

That was a nice trade, an atium spike for my Radiance...

*inserts empty unsealed goldminds, also from Battle for the Sandwhich*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You get a kandra!

*Inserts 3 clips and an emerald broam*

[Skylano]

You get 4 clips and an emerald broam!

*inserts Way of Kings Prime*

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

31 minutes ago, Skylano said:

You get 4 clips and an emerald broam!

*inserts Way of Kings Prime*

Gets dragon steel prime

inserts a mistborn

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You get a hemalurgic spike for feruchemical speed!

*Inserts 4 clips and an emerald broam*

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

you get 8 clips and 1 1/2 of a emerald broam

*inserts a copy of hollow knight and a water bottle*

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You get 3 boxings! (These are the currency of Mistborn, btw)

*Inserts an Armor Spren*

Edited April 29, 2025 by Wyver
so that BUTTER_BENJI can understand.

[___ He/Him]

You get a bead of lerasium!

*Inserts a box of instant noodles*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You get a box of Scadrian instant noodles!

*Inserts a Kandra with blessing of Potency*

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 hours ago, Wyver said:

*Inserts a Kandra with blessing of Potency*

YES thank you 

Is this the kandra from The Battle for the Sandwich being returned to me?

You got my atium spike I don't care about. I never figured out what it stole.

*inserts Uninteligenius' Shadesmar manifested popsicle*

Edited April 30, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

YES thank you 

Is this the kandra from The Battle for the Sandwich being returned to me?

You got my atium spike I don't care about. I never figured out what it stole.

*inserts Uninteligenius' Shadesmar manifested popsicle*

no it isnt, the OG was stabbed by @coinshot1's Nightblood. This one is a second Kandra, RIP 1st Kandra.

Anyways...

You get a Chull!

*Inserts @BUTTER_BENJI_64*

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

you get @BUTTER_BENJI_64

I'm out yesss 

*inserts a school chair*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, BUTTER_BENJI_64 said:

you get @BUTTER_BENJI_64

I'm out yesss 

*inserts a school chair*

You get a school chair!

*Inserts @BUTTER_BENJI_64*

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

anny one get me out pls help  its cramped with the school chair 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

13 hours ago, Wyver said:

You get a school chair!

*Inserts @BUTTER_BENJI_64*

You get a ball of butter

*inserts dynamite *

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

Am I out

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 hours ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

You get a ball of butter

*inserts dynamite *

You get a vial or Harmonium-in-oil!

*Inserts Nightblood*

[Skylano]

You get a Dawnshard or Change!

*inserts 3 rolls of Chouta, Szeth, and Peace's Theorem*

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

34 minutes ago, Skylano said:

You get a Dawnshard or Change!

*inserts 3 rolls of Chouta, Szeth, and Peace's Theorem*

You get a magical potion that cures depression but makes you blind!

*inserts the tooth Hoid knocked out at the end of one of the storm light books can't remember which one*

Edited May 2, 2025 by ShatteredDiamond

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, ShatteredDiamond said:

You get a magical potion that cures depression but makes you blind!

*inserts the tooth Hoid knocked out at the end of one of the storm light books can't remember which one*

You get a Honorspren! Not the bond, a spren!

*Inserts a living Shardblade (sorry Notum)*

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

You get a Honorspren! Not the bond, a spren!

*Inserts a living Shardblade (sorry Notum)*

you get a beautifully carved box that contains Lerasium but is impossible to open

*inserts hoid*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, ShatteredDiamond said:

you get a beautifully carved box that contains Lerasium but is impossible to open

*inserts hoid*

You get a spren named Design!

*Inserts 8 clips and 11 halfs of an Emerald Broam*

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

You get a spren named Design!

*Inserts 8 clips and 11 halfs of an Emerald Broam*

*machine malfunctions* *hoid bursts out dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and sunglasses*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, ShatteredDiamond said:

*machine malfunctions* *hoid bursts out dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and sunglasses*

uh uh uh *throws lerasium box at it*

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

*vending machine completely breaks*

*hoid steals design, eats the box, bows, then disappears*