Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

12 minutes ago, ShatteredDiamond said:

*vending machine completely breaks*

*hoid steals design, eats the box, bows, then disappears*

*Calls in Dalinar to fix it. If you've read WaT, I brought him back from where he went.*

yay vending machine is saved

[ShatteredDiamond She/Her]

well I'm out of stuff to insert into it anyway I'm going to go get Hoid so he can congratulate Dalinar in person.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

On 5/2/2025 at 11:44 AM, ShatteredDiamond said:

well I'm out of stuff to insert into it anyway I'm going to go get Hoid so he can congratulate Dalinar in person.

I insert @BUTTER_BENJI_64

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

12 hours ago, Wyver said:

I insert @BUTTER_BENJI_64

Gets Butter benji 65

inserts @Everyone but me 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Axehound said:

Gets Butter benji 65

inserts @Everyone but me 

*gasp* when did you change your display name?

You get yourself.

Inserts Temu Spook from Kelsier's Crew RP.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

*gasp* when did you change your display name?

You get yourself.

Inserts Temu Spook from Kelsier's Crew RP.

Gets ali express tin misting.

inserts two hemalurgic spikes

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You get 8 clips and 11 halves of an emerald broam!

*Inserts Kelsier*

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Gets a sans-culotte.

*inserts an electrical transformer*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

You got a 3-dollar bill!

*inserts Wayne*

[___ He/Him]

You get the biggest explosion ever!

*Inserts myself*

[Denissimo He/him]

You get stuck in the vending machine! Dunno what you expected there.

... *inserts harmonium*

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Gets discordium, discordite?

*inserts  lerasium*

[___ He/Him]

Gets lunchables.

*Inserts the Annabelle doll*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

On 6/14/2025 at 10:35 AM, mippo said:

Gets lunchables.

*Inserts the Annabelle doll*

gets a certificate for a Lecture About Sunglasses starring the one and only Doomslug

 

inserts my left foot

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

gets a certificate for a Lecture About Sunglasses starring the one and only Doomslug

 

inserts my left foot

Gets the hokey-pokey and spin yourself around, that's what it's all about!

 

Inserts a kite with no string

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

14 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

Gets the hokey-pokey and spin yourself around, that's what it's all about!

 

Inserts a kite with no string

Gets a baby hippo that is now bonded to you until you say "I lost the game" in front of at least 3 witnesses

 

Inserts a blue dragon scale

 

[Vielence She/Her]

On 8/16/2025 at 7:38 AM, Just-A-Stick said:

Gets a baby hippo that is now bonded to you until you say "I lost the game" in front of at least 3 witnesses

 

Inserts a blue dragon scale

 

You get a blue dragon 

*inserts The Bands of Mourning*

[BigBadBagsworth He/him/his]

You get the entire temple where the bands are kept. Like, the whole thing. Full size. Complete with miniature living versions of all the people who were fighting in it at the climax of  The Bands of Mourning. Dunno how that fit in there.

*inserts the vending machine into itself*

[Vielence She/Her]

*crash* OWWWWW what was that for???

You get double vending machines. Stacked on top of one another. 

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

You get nothing

* Inserts Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, Oathbringer, Rythm of War, and Knights of Wind and Truth (in-cosmere books)*

[Vielence She/Her]

20 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

You get nothing

* Inserts Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, Oathbringer, Rythm of War, and Knights of Wind and Truth (in-cosmere books)*

You get Kaladin, Shallan, Syl, Dalinar, and Adolin. Oh, and Sadeas and Amaram. 

*inserts shard blade and shardplate*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

10 hours ago, VieB13 said:

You get Kaladin, Shallan, Syl, Dalinar, and Adolin. Oh, and Sadeas and Amaram. 

*inserts shard blade and shardplate*

You get a deadeye spren and some armor spren.

*inserts cadmium metalmind*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

You get a deadeye spren and some armor spren.

*inserts cadmium metalmind*

You get a cadmium getting! (Like a tiny guy, he follows you now)

*inserts a tiny human*

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

you get Jimminy Cricket!

spoilers for sunlit man

Spoiler

*inserts Aux's dead body*

 

Edited August 25, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

On 8/25/2025 at 10:37 AM, Clarkmon22 said:

you get Jimminy Cricket!

spoilers for sunlit man

  Reveal hidden contents

*inserts Aux's dead body*

 

gets slapped for spoilers!!

inserts a tiny bag of potatoe chips