Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Gets a blue eyes white dragon 

inserts a Yu Gi Oh card

[echo74 she/her]

gets a pokemon card

inserts a pineapple

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets a pinecone and an apple

inserts 17thshard.com

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets Cosmere.es

Inserts Spain.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets Spain without the S.

(You're now in the same boat as EEeEE or Lonliness)

Inserts a gore stained flamethrower.

Edited February 24, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Gets an ash stained fire extinguisher 

 

inserts a 

Spoiler

The melting face emoji if you can’t see it

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets assorted dire wolf gibs.

Inserts a jar of dust and a knife.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets a jar with a knife in it and 2 kilos of dust blown out of the machine

inserts unkeyed stormlight

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets a keyblade.

Inserts some foxsparks gibs

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets a lockblade

inserts the entire cosmere (yes the entire cosmere)

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Gets the entire cytoverse

Inserts the stormfather

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets the cremfather

inserts a full nicrosilmind

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets Sophie, from Omd: Deathtrap.

Inserts a wheel of cheese void, stuffed with a live dire wolf.

Edited March 17, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Gets vacuum decay

inserts the complete stormlight archive box set - all 10 books in one box set

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets a brick of condensed crem thrown through your window, for effectively destroying a box set of the stormlight archive.

Inserts a gallon of limeade into the lungs of a kleptomaniac umbreon, then inserts said drowning umbreon into the vending machine.

Quote

*=)

 

Edited March 17, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets you thrown out of the building

inserts coin

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets the drowning umbreon from before.

inserts a platinum coin

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Gets Hoid's clothing from Tress of the Emerald Sea

*inserts a seon*

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

8 hours ago, SprenOfKaladinSenseOfHumor said:

Gets Hoid's clothing from Tress of the Emerald Sea

*inserts a seon*

Gets a spren

*inserts a shard*

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Gets VEGA (spoilers for Doom Eternal BTW.)

 

Inserts the ender dragon wearing a very... questionable outfit...

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Gets Herobrine

Inserts katana

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets knocked on your butt by a longsword main weeabo.

inserts dual blades.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

gets a daisho inserts chicken

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

gets lava fried chicken jockey.

Inserts an Undertale AU I made. (Tldr; PokeFell + SwapSwap + FellFell + sudden changes + FallenConvo + Inverted Fate + True Geno)

Edited April 22, 2025 by Just_a_Fan

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

gets frisk sticker

Inserts Hemalurgic spike (Atium)