Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Rushu42 she/her]

The vending machine hums happily. No one gave it any money, but it spits out a few cookies anyway, and an invitation to its next birthday party.

I insert a Cosmere theory that took hours to develop and that was debunked by a single WoB in 5 minutes.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

7 hours ago, Rushu42 said:

The vending machine hums happily. No one gave it any money, but it spits out a few cookies anyway, and an invitation to its next birthday party.

I insert a Cosmere theory that took hours to develop and that was debunked by a single WoB in 5 minutes.

You get the Shard of Frustration! 
(Was it RShara?)

*inserts second vending machine*

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Vending machine gives you a baby vending machine.

*Gives vending machine an apology.*

[SirWolfe]

The vending machine rumbles in a manner that is distinctly one of joy. A glowing orb of light floats from the opening.

At the center of the Seon is a brilliant golden symbol: Aon Ido.

*Inserts a small earring, made of bronze with small spots of grey where silver once plated the metal.*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets a bead of lerasium and hemalurgic spike.

*Inserts honorblade*

[theTruthshaper]

Gets Nightblood.

*Inserts painrial*

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets gemstone and painspern. (I think that they are the spern involved in painrails)

*Inserts highstorm*

[SirWolfe]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Gets gemstone and painspern. (I think that they are the spern involved in painrails)

*Inserts highstorm*

There is a roar, and out from the machine emerges a whirling black cloud of smoke and red lightning: The Everstorm.

*Inserts a Nightwatcher, kicking and hissing*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Vending machine gives you the banes but keeps the boon

*Inserts harmony*

[theTruthshaper]

Ruin ruins you while Preservation preserves the machine.

*Inserts an Odium*

[SirWolfe]

Just now, The_Elsecaller said:

*Inserts an Odium*

The machine spits out the Dor.

*Inserts Patji*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

The machine give you an avair

*Inserts tWoK (In world book)*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*red lighting strikes the vending machine, destroying the book*
 

*inserts my pain*

[SirWolfe]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

*Inserts tWoK (In world book)*

The machine spits it back out, but now it's charred and slightly on fire, as if it was struck by lightning. Turns out, Odium is still inside of the machine.

*Inserts a spanreed*

[SirWolfe]

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*red lighting strikes the vending machine, destroying the book*
 

*inserts my pain*

Ah, it appears we had the same idea at the same time.

Anyways, the machine spits out a piece of paper that reads: I forgive you.

*Inserts a spanreed*

Edited June 8, 2020 by SirWolfe

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets the stormlight used in the spanreed

*Inserts the location of the unknown shards*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Just now, Shard of Reading said:

Gets the stormlight used in the spanreed

*Inserts the location of the unknown shards*

The machine spits out a piece of paper with four letters on it: RAFO

*inserts upvote*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

The machine is happy. It has now ranked up. To thank you it gives you an upvote.

*Inserts the names of the unknown shards*

[theTruthshaper]

*Machine gives reading a piece of paper, on the other side....

Spoiler

5 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

*Inserts the location of the unknown shards*

 

Insert the Stormfather

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets a personal highstorm

inserts a obscure french electronic pop song.

[SirWolfe]

7 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

inserts a obscure french electronic pop song.

You get a picture of French firefighters setting themselves on fire (wearing special clothes that protect the wearer from the flames) and then winning a fight with riot police during a protest for better working conditions. (The French are scary...)

Image of firefighters setting themselves on fire (I was incorrect, and they didn't fight the police while they were on fire. Goes to show why fact checking is important.  )

Video of one of the cases where firefighters fought the police (I was also incorrect here, they didn't exactly win, but they managed to push the police back quite a bit initially):

*Inserts a pinecone*

 

Edited June 8, 2020 by SirWolfe
Clarification and images

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, SirWolfe said:

You get a picture of French firefighters setting themselves on fire (wearing special clothes that protect the wearer from the flames) and then winning a fight with riot police during a protest for better working conditions. (The French are scary...)

*Inserts a pinecone*

I want to see that picture.

You get a full grown pine tree

Inserts a request for unpublished sanderson books.

[Retrac he/him]

Gets the unpublished book but published.

*Inserts hate mail from everyone who didn't get anything back from the machine.*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Machine spits it back at you with a hate mail of it's own for you

Inserts the white stuff from a oreo.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

 

4 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Inserts the white stuff from a oreo.

Somehow I read that right after biting into an Oreo .

 

Gets a piece of freeze-dried celery.

*Inserts a totally normal metal spike *

Edited June 8, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.