Random Bystander Posted February 3, 2021 Report Share Posted February 3, 2021 A bald man wearing white walks into the room, carrying a large, black sword with a silver sheath. He drops the sword onto a chair, and then walks back out. "Hello!" Says a cheerful voice. "Would you like to destroy some evil today?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, The Unknown Order said: "Chilly, but organized." Kelsier snorts. “Come on, Marsh. You can do better than that! Admit it - I did a good job with them.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 4 hours ago, The Unknown Order said: I'll join as... Marsh. Got it. 1 for Scadrial. (I might have to move you over Kingsdaughter) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Ghanderflaffle said: Got it. 1 for Scadrial. (I might have to move you over Kingsdaughter) Kelsier would be very happy if you did that. He’d rather not rap against his brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 On 2/3/2021 at 5:00 PM, Kingsdaughter613 said: Kelsier snorts. “Come on, Marsh. You can do better than that! Admit it - I did a good job with them.” "You did, I especially liked the way they talk to allomancers." Quote This is hard I barely even know Marsh's personality, I'm just having him poke at Kel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 13 hours ago, The Unknown Order said: "You did, I especially liked the way they talk to allomancers." Kelsier shrugs. “Believe it or not, that wasn’t intentional. I suggested they get more creative with titles. They ran a lot further with it than I expected.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 @Hentient @Nathrangking @Toaster Retribution @Shard of Reading @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine @Matrim's Dice @BreezeCauthon @Brightness Warrior I have lots of spots left. I have 2 for Roshar and 2 for Scadrial. (RoW spoilers included in this one) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 39 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: @Hentient @Nathrangking @Toaster Retribution @Shard of Reading @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine @Matrim's Dice @BreezeCauthon @Brightness Warrior I have lots of spots left. I have 2 for Roshar and 2 for Scadrial. (RoW spoilers included in this one) I totally would! I've read RoW and everything, but I haven't reread misborn for a long while and I still have to read the last two books of era 2 so I think I'll be an observer for this round 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 40 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: @Hentient @Nathrangking @Toaster Retribution @Shard of Reading @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine @Matrim's Dice @BreezeCauthon @Brightness Warrior I have lots of spots left. I have 2 for Roshar and 2 for Scadrial. (RoW spoilers included in this one) It would be so kind if you let me be Wayne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 55 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: @Hentient @Nathrangking @Toaster Retribution @Shard of Reading @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine @Matrim's Dice @BreezeCauthon @Brightness Warrior I have lots of spots left. I have 2 for Roshar and 2 for Scadrial. (RoW spoilers included in this one) Which planet is ‘Thaidakar’ playing for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said: It would be so kind if you let me be Wayne. You got it! 49 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: Which planet is ‘Thaidakar’ playing for? Right now, Scadrial. As is, it could switch back. You’re kinda my easily movable player to even out teams. Scadrial 3, Roshar 2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeCauthon Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 Can I take Hoid specifically as Wit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 hour ago, BreezeCauthon said: Can I take Hoid specifically as Wit? Then we are definitely going to be on opposing teams. If we’re on the same team we’ll be too busy trying to murder each other to rap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 2/12/2021 at 10:55 AM, BreezeCauthon said: Can I take Hoid specifically as Wit? Yep! 3 for each 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 On 2/12/2021 at 6:24 AM, Ghanderflaffle said: @Hentient @Nathrangking @Toaster Retribution @Shard of Reading @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine @Matrim's Dice @BreezeCauthon @Brightness Warrior I have lots of spots left. I have 2 for Roshar and 2 for Scadrial. (RoW spoilers included in this one) Just when I think I'm out, Cosmere Character Roasts Battles draws me back in... Just so you have some more flexibility for balancing sides, sign me up as Felt @Ghanderflaffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Just when I think I'm out, Cosmere Character Roasts Battles draws me back in... Just so you have some more flexibility for balancing sides, sign me up as Felt @Ghanderflaffle. Got it! I’ll stick you in Scadrial for now, but I’ll probably move you depending on what the teams look like. Roshar 3, Scadrial 4 Feel free to recruit people! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 I wasn’t gonna signup but I suppose I’ll take Nikli, though my roast will likely be shorter than normal (Did I spell its name right?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 23 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: I wasn’t gonna signup but I suppose I’ll take Nikli, though my roast will likely be shorter than normal (Did I spell its name right?) I think so. You normally do long roasts, so that’s perfectly fine. Both teams have 4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeshevishman Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 Is 4 on 4 not enough? Is there a reason we're still waiting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, yeshevishman said: Is 4 on 4 not enough? Is there a reason we're still waiting? No idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 I was giving it a little longer, but looks like we aren’t getting it. (I’ve also had some extreme clashing between speech not quite being over, tennis starting, and going back to work, so I haven’t been on a ton.) Welcome to the second iteration of Roshar vs Scadrial! (That I know of) Full RoW spoilers are allowed, so please read competitors roasts with caution. The teams are: Roshar: @Random Bystander as Nightblood @yeshevishman as Adolin @BreezeCauthon as Wit @Matrim's Dice as Nikli Scadrial: @Kingsdaughter613 as Thaidakar @The Unknown Order as Marsh @Shard of Reading as Wayne @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Felt This tournament will be all duels. No voting for yourself, please vote even if you are eliminated. The first pair up will be @Random Bystander against @The Unknown Order You have 3 days to complete your roasts, so March 4th at 9 PM (CST). Good luck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: I was giving it a little longer, but looks like we aren’t getting it. (I’ve also had some extreme clashing between speech not quite being over, tennis starting, and going back to work, so I haven’t been on a ton.) Welcome to the second iteration of Roshar vs Scadrial! (That I know of) Full RoW spoilers are allowed, so please read competitors roasts with caution. The teams are: Roshar: @Random Bystander as Nightblood @yeshevishman as Adolin @BreezeCauthon as Wit @Matrim's Dice as Nikli Scadrial: @Kingsdaughter613 as Thaidakar @The Unknown Order as Marsh @Shard of Reading as Wayne @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine as Felt This tournament will be all duels. No voting for yourself, please vote even if you are eliminated. The first pair up will be @Random Bystander against @The Unknown Order You have 3 days to complete your roasts, so March 4th at 9 PM (CST). Good luck! Just a reminder that Orthodox Jewish members should not be given tournament dates that include Friday and Saturday. Also that Pesach is in three weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) Put it in a spoiler for size. Spoiler *A long pause happens where no contestant appears then Marsh falls through the ceiling* "Wait, you're seriously going to make me roast a sword? It can't even talk. Oh well." "Well, let's have a look at your history. "It isn't much of a mistery. "You were made by... two zombies? "Then you killed one of them? Jeez. "How many lives have you claimed? "Doubt it can beat my count, there's been too many to be named. "You see, I'm the god of Death, I have my own religion, what have you got to your name? "The fear of nations, the fear of a sword none can tame? "I have power you can't believe: I'm a fullborn*. "You weren't even born. "Of course, you have some qualities. "You can change ones emotions, you can kill will a touch, but I can match those abilities. "I can Sooth, I can Riot, I can Push a coin, I can Pull a building. "So, in the end, I trump everything you put forward, and you fall at every point, some ending. "So let's go on, on your own, you're useless, with me, I can do anything, anywhere. "And your holder is... where? "You may have Endowment on your side, but I have two in one. "I have Harmony, who's always won**. "So, when you put it to the test, I'm the best. "Now it's time for you to fill in the rest." *Couldn't figure out whether he was actually a fullborn or not. **I don't think Harmony's ever had a chance to lose, but it still holds true. Edited March 4, 2021 by The Unknown Order 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 46 minutes ago, The Unknown Order said: Put it in a spoiler for size. Hide contents *A long pause happens where no contestant appears then Marsh falls through the ceiling* "Wait, you're seriously going to make me roast a sword? It can't even talk. Oh well." "Well, let's have a look at your history. "It isn't much of a mistery. "You were made by... two zombies? "Then you killed one of them? Jeez. "How many lives have you claimed? "Doubt it can beat my count, there's been too many to be named. "You see, I'm the god of Death, I have my own religion, what have you got to your name? "The fear of nations, the fear of a sword none can tame? "I have power you can't believe: I'm a fullborn*. "You weren't even born. "Of course, you have some qualities. "You can change ones emotions, you can kill will a touch, but I can match those abilities. "I can Sooth, I can Riot, I can Push a coin, I can Pull a building. "So, in the end, I trump everything you put forward, and you fall at every point, some ending. "So let's go on, on your own, you're useless, with me, I can do anything, anywhere. "And your holder is... where? "You may have Endowment on your side, but I have two in one. "I have Harmony, who's always won**. "So, when you put it to the test, I'm the best. "Now it's time for you to fill in the rest." *Couldn't figure out whether he was actually a fullborn or not. **I don't think Harmony's ever had a chance to lose, but it still holds true. ‘Thaidakar’ chuckled. “Pretty sure I’m the only Fullborn here, big brother. Probably, anyway, seeing as our creator hasn’t seen fit to canonize it.” Quote Marsh is not actually Fullborn. He does have a lot of spikes though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: ‘Thaidakar’ chuckled. “Pretty sure I’m the only Fullborn here, big brother. Probably, anyway, seeing as our creator hasn’t seen fit to canonize it.” "...No metaing!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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