Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

Great roast @Kingsdaughter613! There's definitely a lot of swagger in this final showdown.

Thanks @Ghanderflaffle and @yeshevishman!

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

@Ghanderflaffle It’s been 48 hours. Do we call the round?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

And the winner of this tournament is....... @Kingsdaughter613 as Kelsier! After fighting their way up, both you and @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine have done wonderful, but only one can prevail.

I will give Hoidit the honorary title of Most Dramatic, however. Because wow.

Congrats to both of you and thank everyone for playing. 

Before we start the next tournament, does anyone have anything special that they would like it to be (Ex. Scadrial vs Roshar)

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

9 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

And the winner of this tournament is....... @Kingsdaughter613 as Kelsier! After fighting their way up, both you and @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine have done wonderful, but only one can prevail.

I will give Hoidit the honorary title of Most Dramatic, however. Because wow.

Congrats to both of you and thank everyone for playing. 

Before we start the next tournament, does anyone have anything special that they would like it to be (Ex. Scadrial vs Roshar)

Uh... if I’m playing Thaidakar which side does he count as? Also, am I still allowed to do this since I actually won?

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Uh... if I’m playing Thaidakar which side does he count as? Also, am I still allowed to do this since I actually won?

Yes and that was an example. So you could propose something else. (But I’d probably count him in Roshar if we would do that one)

[Random Bystander she/her]

11 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

And the winner of this tournament is....... @Kingsdaughter613 as Kelsier! After fighting their way up, both you and @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine have done wonderful, but only one can prevail.

I will give Hoidit the honorary title of Most Dramatic, however. Because wow.

Congrats to both of you and thank everyone for playing. 

Before we start the next tournament, does anyone have anything special that they would like it to be (Ex. Scadrial vs Roshar)

Can I play Nightblood? 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Just now, Random Bystander said:

Can I play Nightblood? 

Probably. I’m not taking entrants quite yet, but I will within the next couple days.

[Random Bystander she/her]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

Probably. I’m not taking entrants quite yet, but I will within the next couple days.

Got it.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Yes and that was an example. So you could propose something else. (But I’d probably count him in Roshar if we would do that one)

That would be... interesting... He doesn’t get on well with the Rosharan bunch and would not consider himself one of them. So making him part of their team would annoy him greatly. Fun!

(No ‘Thaidakar’. You may not murder your teammates to ensure a Scadrian victory.)

[Random Bystander she/her]

5 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

That would be... interesting... He doesn’t get on well with the Rosharan bunch and would not consider himself one of them. So making him part of their team would annoy him greatly. Fun!

(No ‘Thaidakar’. You may not murder your teammates to ensure a Scadrian victory.)

I think the Roshar vs. Scadrial one would be fun! (And it would allow me to do Nightblood, so...)

[yeshevishman he/him]

48 minutes ago, Random Bystander said:

I think the Roshar vs. Scadrial one would be fun! (And it would allow me to do Nightblood, so...)

I mean, Nightblood is not technically Roshar... I don't think we even know where in the Cosmere warbreaker takes place.

[Condensation she/her]

2 minutes ago, yeshevishman said:

I mean, Nightblood is not technically Roshar... I don't think we even know where in the Cosmere warbreaker takes place.

Nalthis.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

3 minutes ago, yeshevishman said:

I mean, Nightblood is not technically Roshar... I don't think we even know where in the Cosmere warbreaker takes place.

Nalthis.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

And the winner of this tournament is....... @Kingsdaughter613 as Kelsier! After fighting their way up, both you and @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine have done wonderful, but only one can prevail.

I will give Hoidit the honorary title of Most Dramatic, however. Because wow.

Congrats @Kingsdaughter613, Kelsier came out swinging for sure, those were some great roasts!

Thanks too Ghander, it's fun some times to play the part of the unrepentant villain. 

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After the standing ovation for Kelsier, who justifiably soaks up the praise and adulation, Vyre shrugs his shoulders and goes back to digging fence posts, bench pressing whitespines and smoking terribly smelly cigars around babies. 

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

5 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

Congrats @Kingsdaughter613, Kelsier came out swinging for sure, those were some great roasts!

Thanks too Ghander, it's fun some times to play the part of the unrepentant villain. 

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After the standing ovation for Kelsier, who justifiably soaks up the praise and adulation, Vyre shrugs his shoulders and goes back to digging fence posts, bench pressing whitespines and smoking terribly smelly cigars around babies. 

Thanks! Great job to you too!

Kelsier sits down smugly next to Breeze, cheerfully pouring himself a glass of wine. “Told you,” he says pleasantly, sipping at the beverage. “And I’ll win the next one too.”

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Alright, looks like we will do another Roshar vs. Scadrial round. Before anyone enters, THIS WILL CONTAIN RHYTHM OF WAR SPOILERS. If you haven’t read the book, be warned. 

For anyone who enters, please pick a character from either Roshar or Scadrial. Characters such as Azure, Nightblood, and Wit who are also in other series are allowed. Characters from related short stories are allowed. (Allomancer Jak, Gemmel, Fuzz, ect). 

Now accepting entrants, I can take up to 16.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Alright, looks like we will do another Roshar vs. Scadrial round. Before anyone enters, THIS WILL CONTAIN RHYTHM OF WAR SPOILERS. If you haven’t read the book, be warned. 

For anyone who enters, please pick a character from either Roshar or Scadrial. Characters such as Azure, Nightblood, and Wit who are also in other series are allowed. Characters from related short stories are allowed. (Allomancer Jak, Gemmel, Fuzz, ect). 

Now accepting entrants, I can take up to 16.

I already told you I was doing Thaidakar. Up to you which world he belongs on. (He’d prefer Scadrial, obviously, but I don’t have a preference.)

[Random Bystander she/her]

27 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Alright, looks like we will do another Roshar vs. Scadrial round. Before anyone enters, THIS WILL CONTAIN RHYTHM OF WAR SPOILERS. If you haven’t read the book, be warned. 

For anyone who enters, please pick a character from either Roshar or Scadrial. Characters such as Azure, Nightblood, and Wit who are also in other series are allowed. Characters from related short stories are allowed. (Allomancer Jak, Gemmel, Fuzz, ect). 

Now accepting entrants, I can take up to 16.

I'll do Nightblood!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 1/31/2021 at 10:44 AM, Kingsdaughter613 said:

I already told you I was doing Thaidakar. Up to you which world he belongs on. (He’d prefer Scadrial, obviously, but I don’t have a preference.)

 

On 1/31/2021 at 11:08 AM, Random Bystander said:

I'll do Nightblood!

Got it! (Since it’s specifically Thaidakar and not his actual name, I’ll stick him in the Roshar team. But if we need more Scadrians I’ll switch it)

Roshar has 2 entrants.

 

Edited February 1, 2021 by Ghanderflaffle

[yeshevishman he/him]

On 1/31/2021 at 11:39 AM, Ghanderflaffle said:

Alright, looks like we will do another Roshar vs. Scadrial round. Before anyone enters, THIS WILL CONTAIN RHYTHM OF WAR SPOILERS. If you haven’t read the book, be warned. 

For anyone who enters, please pick a character from either Roshar or Scadrial. Characters such as Azure, Nightblood, and Wit who are also in other series are allowed. Characters from related short stories are allowed. (Allomancer Jak, Gemmel, Fuzz, ect). 

Now accepting entrants, I can take up to 16.

I already asked for Adolin. 

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

 

Got it! (Since it’s specifically Thaidakar and not his actual name, I’ll stick him in the Roshar team. But if we need more Scadrians I’ll switch it)

Roshar has 2 entrants.

 

I’m playing him the same either way. Thaidakar is just a title; he’s still himself. I just get to talk about all his extra-Scadrian activities.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

21 hours ago, yeshevishman said:

I already asked for Adolin. 

Got it! 

Roshar now has 3.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

I'll join as... Marsh.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

45 minutes ago, The Unknown Order said:

I'll join as... Marsh.

Kelsier dropped into the seat next to his brother, grinning. “Hey, Marsh! What did you think of my kingdom?”

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Note: Kelsier is talking about Marsh going South around the time of BoM.

 

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

33 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Kelsier dropped into the seat next to his brother, grinning. “Hey, Marsh! What did you think of my kingdom?”

 

"Chilly, but organized."