Potato's Wit

I chose the dark tome to read and now my soul is gonna be sold for a bagle. Of course! What else do you use chicken feet for?

why are we all not-talking? (that's what this is, btw)

Idk, stereotypes are dumb.

Do you wanna kill a snowman?

I have never heard anyone, boy or girl, titter. Ever.

I love where this is going.

"Na na na na na na na na GOATMAN!"

I've been good.

I come back from the dead (did I even die though?) and nab the sandwich. I then kick Cacophony into a conveniently placed pit.

I don't have to pay taxes! Yay!

Hi guys. How ya been?

YOU FORGOT THE NUMBER!!! *gasp* 1595

Yay!

I'm just like 'Ug, end it already!' but I stared it so have to finish it... but Keefe is also fun, but now he's gonna OP and useless like Sophie. Like, how many time could they have beaten the Neverseen if she just used her dang powers?

Would you want to join me in a war against breakfast foods? (Like, if one occurred.) How would you kill said foods? Stabbing (or whatever), or nomnomnoming?

I gave them the plan! They should know about everything! MESS WITH THE CABBAGES GET THE STABAGES!

Welcome! At first I thought you were a spambot lol.

Building.

My happy place is definitely my room. I have this nice fluffy chair that I read books on. I can imagine it now, sitting there, all snuggled up in a blanket with a good book. If I had an extra hand, I would totally be holding a mug of hot chocolate. But, alas, I only have two arms. Oh well.

What?

Ha! I will use this! A lot! *stealy stealy stealy*

I'm so jealous of Link. In BotW, I was able to use Link to shoot my dang enemies in the face and kill them while being shot at. I wanna do that too...

Yup.