Potato's Wit

I summon blue-eyes white dragon to retrieve the sandwich for me. I build a hideout in space, because that's cool.

I go underground, and then tunnel up and make Rabbit fall in with me. I murder her in the hole, and come back up with a bloody sandwich as my prize. (Is murder allowed?)

I gain flying powers, and fly over the rabbits. I smack Rabbit in the face for have a storming AON carved on her bone, and take the sandwich. THBBB!!

No, they devour 1/3 of my potatin army. I am fine. I take the sandwich from your hand, then proceed to break your hand.

My potatin army offers 1/3 of their ranks to Rabbit's army, and the bunnies, famished after their long journey, give me the sandwich in thanks.

I give you the rest of my gummy worm, and take the sandwich as payment. Thanks!

I don't really know either. Ask the A.I.

After I gave you tummy rubs, too! Hmp. I go to Elantris and take the sandwich back. I also tell my Potatin army to attack Telrao. Ien is eaten by a giant gummy worm I had in my pocket.

I found an A.I to mess around with. Tehe. Spren appear when something changes - when fear appears, or when it begins to rain. They are the heart of change, and therefore the heart of all things. They are one with the world. They are the powers of the earth, and all its boundless energy. Their only desire is to see us become whole. The Winged Spren cannot use spells, but it can create random power. They can be used as almost-finite sources of power, especially for items like charms, amulets, or weapons. When they run out, they revert to dust. It’s much more annoying than it sounds. They come when people feel strong emotions. If you get scared, they are sure to join you. Harmless and Fixed. No need to worry. All Spren are linked to the world, and the way the world works. When a Spren leaves your world, they are free to die in peace. But they cannot stay away. One Spren will always always seek out another. They are generally evil, and treat the world in ways that aren’t right. In a way, they are like being a member of an abusive cow club. The more they beat you, the worse they seem. It never stops, no matter what you do. If a Spren touches you, they will continue to look for you until they get a hold of you. Even if you flee, they turn into smoke. They can follow you and take you back, but once they have you they can’t let go. They bind themselves to you. If you see a Spren and try to change it back, you’ll just make them more angry. In fact, they are also not very hard to kill. You can generally tell they are unhappy, because they will consume your surroundings with their terrible power. If you are destroyed or otherwise destroyed, they will become dust. Kaladin can sense that beetles are dumb. Perhaps he can use that knowledge to his advantage to destroy spren, but he hasn’t yet. Kaladin felt a smile appear on his face. “Looks like I’m a bug, after all.” “How very polite.” The woman said. “I mean it.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “I can talk to spiders, and probably other creatures. I can probably touch you all. But no one has ever talked to me.” She nodded, stooping to pick up at hat. The end.

I give Telrao tummy rubs. Then I take the sandwich. I also break Clairence again. I also soulcast his body into sandwich, which I also take.

I steal the sandwich from Bookwyrm while Cellist plays the cello. Then I make some chicken noises.

Ranryu, I agree with you.

I call the Potatin potatoes to reclaim the sandwich. I do a little happy potato purr. (Or whatever noise potatoes make.)

Do you wanna build a snowman? Or do you hate snowmen? Did the snowman king kill your father? Have you sworn revenge against him? How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood? Edit: Will you ever come back to us, @Rabbit Unmade?

I frowned at Wizard's run-on sentence, then kicked him in the face. Then I leave, as it's impolite to kick someone then rob them.

I smile darkly at Wizard, then summon an everstorm, making him lose grip of the sandwich. I then take the sandwich.

I throw my sister ( @Ranryu ) at everyone, then take the sandwich, cackling gleefully.

It would be fun to see Hoid do that. Veryyy funnn. I wish I'd thought of that myself.

I like Ruin too! The main reason I like Kelsier is because he died and stole the soul of a campfire.

Yes, the vital question has gone unanswered too long. Tell us, or we'll uh... do stuff to you! Like continuing to ask this question over and over... and over and over and over until you lose your sanity!

Thanks for letting me know! I think my favorite characters are Syl, Vin, and Kelsier.

I also forgot to say: you will not see me much. I will watch you all from my potato-y shadows. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Hi, I am obviously new here. Just here to belt that out to the universe. I hope to be able to ... do ... stuff on here. I don't really have anything else to say, other than I have read most of Brandon's books. Bye. I will be back to annoy soon.

Hi, I am obviously new here. Just here to belt that out to the universe. I don't really have anything else to say, other than I have read most of Brandon's books. Bye.

What do you find the most annoying in the world of all things ever?? Not that I'll ever use that information... As I definitely totally don't know you in real life!