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Potato's Wit

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  1. I have once. They were not very good. NHIE... danced in public.
  2. I have, and so have you, you liar. You've just never liked a soft drink. Never have I ever owned a pet.
  3. The real Kaladin comes, and is very mad that you used a lightweaving of him to trick someone. While you are distracted by actually meeting Kaladin, I steal the sandwich and go have a party with Lift & Wyndle.
  4. At least five per day. (Actually per the ending of the school day, when everyone is leaving. Stuff is probably thrown down there a lot.)
  5. Actually, the water bottle just got dented. (At least the time I saw it.) Kids also threw their binders and backpacks down the stairs. *sighs and shakes head.*
  6. That is also one of my favorite parts. Please also try not to double post.
  7. But all I want to do is point out that it's really, really, stupid to throw you water bottle down the stairs from the 3rd floor... That's not stooping to their level. That's just saying they are going to kill someone doing that. Right?
  8. I summon a chasmfiend to scare Nerdy while I nab the sandwich. I then ask an old friend(The Pumpkin King) to...er...stop anyone who comes close.
  9. I actually stole it from her, but I didn't tell her, so she probably thinks she still has it. Tehe. Edit: I told Ranyu and I thought she told you.
  10. Yay! This is here! *Tears up*. Now I can complain about all the dumb kids I met in 6th grade...
  11. Yes, you can. I defrost time in my microwave chair, then throw said chair at Bookwyrm. I steal the sandwich while he lies there* unconscious. * On a small hill on Jupiter.
  12. Kiss Spark, Marry Witness, kill Pyre. Despondent cow, lunatic crow, 273727372737 Meow Meow Meow.
  13. ...................... I soulcast the ground Cinnamon is on to vinager, then run over and take the sandwich before it becomes soggy.
  14. Well, not anymore... Heh. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  15. I give Sequence more fish. Then I summon Starving Venom Fusion Dragon and use it to steal the sandwich from Wizard. I also have my dragon steal all of Wizard's life points.
  16. I fine the shadows 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000$ for doing that, and nab the sandwich in the process.
  17. I host Altonic's funeral, and while everyone is there being sad, I send an agent to steal the sandwich. I also pointedly refuse to rap.
  18. I use a larkin to destroy you Aon, and then steal the sandwich back.
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