Potato's Wit

*Pants* Kirby is coming, and he's really, really mad!! Welcome to the cookie dance party! (They may or may not contain spikes.)

...Where did all of the waffles go? Yes, Karl is planning to destroy the world. Have a good day. *click*

Ms. Kitty cat! We've caught you now! Your doomsday device will never work! Oh, now you've gone and pressed the button! Dang. We need more three-eyed fish in our lives.

I looove to eat door frames! Well... they only ate about a third of the army, not half of it. So, there's that.

I have discovered how to solve exactly one problem. Which one should I choose? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Gets Tentni, Intent spelled backwards. *Inserts sphere*

What did you just eat??? Nope. You can do that, but remember to tape a camera to your head. I'm outta here.

First power: Can make it hard for people to see outside of a five foot circle. As in, everything outside the circle looks foggy, as if a cloud is on the ground. Second power: Minor regeneration effects. Like, she can heal herself if she probably isn't going to die in the next 30 min. Third power: A really good healing power, but she can't use it on herself. So, if someone's head got chopped off, she could heal it within the next 2-3 seconds. Weakness: Being on a cliff, but you can't see the ground. As in, you should be able to, but something like smoke, mist, or clouds is blocking it. Evilness: She enjoys experimenting on people. Like, putting someone in a maze with a lot of deadly traps, then using her first power on 'em. Or, she cuts off their limbs, then heals them, and makes it so that it's hard for them to see. She likes to have creepy music or sounds on when she does this. Normal people are playthings that she can destroy. All of this is done out of general curiosity, like just to see what they'll do. She does not let people leave her labs alive. She's also a henchmen type of epic, used to assassinate rivals. Name: The Hollow One Who Brings Death, or Mist. Clothing: Hockey mask & black robe when torturing people. Normal clothes otherwise.

Throw up on them, & everyone else in the room. When someone is eating liver.

Gets the military might of North Korea. (But only the stuff that's blue.) *Inserts another cremling*

To this I agree. Take the reputation!! (Not that you really have a choice...)

Nah, I like myself this way!

Gets a sense of disappointment, as the crayons have lost their sparkle and points. Just like this sentence. *Inserts an Aon*

Uhh... I have no idea what that is, so no. TPBM used to like peanut butter but then had to eat it almost every day for lunch(In sandwich form) and got sick of it.

Granted. It can sense when certain pastries are near. It's also a yellow-brown-green color. I wish to have one full, large, perfectly round sphere, full of stormlight.

Granted. You have no spren or stormlight. You can become one if a spren comes along though. So you have that. I wish to be able to sell happiness.

Who hasn't? TPBM hates starting a new page in a ... whatever these thingies are called.

Nope! TPBM has a sore toenail.

Granted. It smells like a durian. I wish for an endless chocolate fountain.

Granted. You can't talk or eat cheese anymore. I wish for a chance to pet a cat in the next 20 min.

*Nom nom* Oooh, that's yummy! No, really, that's not how they explode.

Granted. All the food in the world turns to kale. I wish that I could repair the earth that Ranryu destroyed, along with all of its inhabitetns.

Hmm.... true, but you should probably only think about the last part.

It/he/she/Ihavenoideawhatorwhothatis exists, but you can never see/meet It/he/she/Ihavenoideawhatorwhothatis. I wish for Larry the Cucumber to come to the real world and slay ALL the moss.

Ha! I'm too young to vote! TPBM never wants to vote, just to be contrary.