Potato's Wit

"But I want you to get slappeded and turned into a hamburger!" - 5 year old brother, today at a restaurant.

Chuck-E-Cheese is an orphan who doesn't know his own birthday so he throws birthday parties for other kids. DEAL WITH IT!

What do you do at school? *Fall face first on the floor* I would rather eat snails.

YESSSS!!!!

Yay!! More sketches!!

No, its stone. Or... STONE CANDY!!! Nope. I live a carefree life. TPBM is saddd. 3:

Granted. There is no one around to accept you. You live the rest of your life in loneliness... I wish for ninja stars.

*Dies, but not from laughter. From horror. HOrrOr* Also, why did you make it to Obstinate can't punctuate?? So mean...

Granted. The world ends. I wish for a kitty cat.

No, but I looovveeee cats. And rabbits. TPBM will support the rabbits when their rein begins.

What??? I gotta find this...

It's a super zoomed in picture of Pattern!

Ignore this forever I got ninja'd soo much

They just made up a prison because they were lazy? I don't know. *Shrugs* Good question, though.

Mkay, but you still went somewhere. With someone, as you can't drive.

Nope. TPBM eats gravestones, just because.

Well, then who taught you how to dance? A person. I don't talk to persons. (That hurt so much to type.)

Ha, imagine learning to dance or having a social life. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.Ha ha.Ha ha.

Granted, you are stalked by an atom named Adam for the rest of your life, and you don't even know what type of atom he is! I wish for a smoothilee. (No, that's not a spelling mistake.)

No, I wish. TPBM is a Choo-Choo Train. @Ookla the Obstinate, you get this, right??

Mmmm.... Potato... TPBM is watching Peppa pig & hates it so much.

Granted. Your mother turns into a vegetable.

I hAvE BeeN SUmMoNEd??

Granted. The only word you can say is 'snooffles'. I wish to see the world without depth perception. (It won't be that different...)