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  1. saddest death in fiction: answer key

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    Boromir, Son of Denethor; Captain of the White Tower

     

    (Theoden gets a respectable second)

     

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    2. NerdyAarakocra

      NerdyAarakocra

      No.

      It's the Sorcerer's Fruit Pies merchant from Order of the Stick

      https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

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      I will have the last word(s)

      WAIT CHEESY I JUST SAW THIS

      YOU ABSOLUTE FISH

    4. Frustration

      Frustration

      Anakin Skywalker at the end of RotS.

       

      You were my brother Anakin!

      I loved you.

  2. saddest death in fiction

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    2. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      Your Lie In April

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      Kaori

       

    3. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      One that made me cry fairly recently was 

      SW rebels

      Spoiler

      Kanan 

      But that was kind of a … happy death? What is the correct answer?

    4. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      Ahhhh just saw your other SU. 

  3. @Ravenclawjedi42 @Justice_Magician @Scars of Hathsin @Ancient Elantrian @ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ @The Bookwyrm The morning came through the fog that day. Light shone in beams through wisps of mist and dew - obscured, but not hidden. It still reached through Aria's window and shone against the far wall, striking just shy of the shelf holding the hologram she'd finished recording the night before. In fact, she'd barely slept a wink up until at least midnight, running her mind through the same impossible choices over and over again. What to do, what to say, what to think; how terrible that here and now, the thing she knew best was uncertainty. Because, after all, Darth Krarik was expecting them. Aria thought she could sense his anticipation from here - it was a sharp, heavy sort of feeling. Like clinging to the top of a jagged cliff. She knelt upon a rug, watching herself in the mirror. There wasn't much to see, really - save perhaps the little sunken crevices that age had given to her, and the scar across her left eyebrow from that Assassin all those years ago. For now her hair was down in a choppy bundle, drooping just across her shoulders. She'd gotten it cut recently, up to the top of her neck... except, of course, the one braid that now hung halfway down her spine. She usually kept it hidden; not out of embarrassment, but rather because no one else really needed to know. It was a decision she'd made for herself, and one she would maintain until the time was right. Rikani Holnogar: her Master. He had tied that very braid for her when she was only nine years old, and again every morning they trained and worked together. Seven years he had done it, until his hands weren't so good for it anymore. Now, every morning, Aria Feisyyd tied it herself. Not because she was ashamed; not because he had never seen her become a Jedi Knight; not because of any obligation or creed or doctrine, but because she'd made a promise to herself the night he died. I've always wanted to see, he'd said, the next generation of Jedi. I want to see what they learn from what we left behind. I want you to become your best self, so that someday you can want your own padawan to do the same. Two lightsabers lay before her as she tied her hair back into its regular shape. Normally she might've wrapped the ends with her braid, but today she just held them up with a pair of long pins. The braid hung down across her shoulder, and she watched the hilts in deep contemplation. On the left was her own lightsaber, made years and years ago... she had found the dark green Kimber Stone in nearly under five minutes, and was the first among her fellow younglings to forge a blade over the span of about an hour. Even the Masters would remark on the stability of the saber, and in friendly bouts often struggled to tear their blades off hers. The one on the right had been his. How it was found, why it was brought to her... all that, she did not know. That last she'd seen of Master Rikani was his vicious duel against the Assassin, and in the ensuing shipwreck it was nowhere to be found. Yet three years ago - the very same day she'd taken Nayla as her Padawan - it had wound up on the shelf of her wall. Indeed, he had always taught her that a Jedi's blade is more than just a weapon, and so she had tended to it with every day as carefully she would an ancient holocron. But today, she realized, was the climax. In fact, she'd suspected it might be from the moment she'd first felt Krarik's arrival; perhaps even when Cloud had wandered into their lives. A strange sense of finality, like the ending of a book. Aria was growing old; her body, slowly but surely, became weaker. Deep connection to the Force had made the symptoms barely noticeable, but over the years she swore she could feel her bones steadily grinding under the weight of gait and posture, and the muscles at the ends of her limbs creeping ever so quietly into disruption. It had become difficult, recently, to tie the braid every day. Aria Feisyyd could feel it: the shift in the tide, the settling clouds over a once-stagnant sea. In all the Force it sounded, ringing distantly to her soul both in sleep and in wake. She felt it resonate through all the young friends she'd trained - Nayla, Reel, Rukk, Cloud. It touched them with its Will, lying in wait for this new generation to carry out the change. It would be years before they were as powerful as a Jedi Master; decades, perhaps, to grow as experienced as herself. But they would surpass her without a doubt, sooner or later. She wondered if it was the quiet touch of Rikani's memory that told her that she could not become a part of it. "That's all I've ever wanted," Aria said aloud, reaching for her master's old blade. "Rikani, all I want... I want them to be strong." An old memory spoke in her mind. I want to be the last grateful ember, or the shred of flint across a stone. I wish to set your soul ablaze, so you can spread the light across the stars... so you can share the warmth with whoever comes next, so they can learn to burn even brighter. That had been the last lesson he had ever given her; the night before he died. When she emerged, Master Aria Feisyyd wore a hard cuirass over her robes. The pads and studs wouldn't do much against a lightsaber blade, but they helped to focus her form. She strode with a taller posture, a steadier gait, harder gazes; because today, she was going to need every last ounce of her strength. Her braid had been cut from the stem, and two lightsabers hung from her belt. "Is everyone ready?" Master Feisyyd asked.
  4. SPOOKY SEASON

     

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      But anyway SPOOKY SEASON

    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      "No cheeses for us meeses."

    4. J. Magi

      J. Magi

      There's a really good edm cover of the skeleton song actually

  5. Proposal:

    We all boycott Disney+ unless they release the Original Theatrical versions of Star Wars 4-6

    Or, better yet, we bootleg both versions and splice them together into the Objective Best Cinematic trilogy.

    • Good Changes (Keep):
      • Lightsaber Fix (A New Hope)
      • MORE STORMTROOPERS (A New Hope)
      • Emperor Palpatine reskin (Empire Strikes Back)
      • Cloud City CGI (Empire Strikes Back)
      • Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker (I will DIE on this hill, because AT LEAST I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND THERE)
      • Sarlacc? (Return of the Jedi)
    • Bad Changes (Dispose):
      • Mos Eisley Cantina reskin (A New Hope)
      • Greedo Shooting First (A New Hope)
      • Jabba the Hutt (A New Hope)
      • Emperor Palpatine's scream over Luke falling in Cloud City??? (Empire Strikes Back)
      • Jedi Rock (Return of the Jedi)
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    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Sorry- I want to watch Ahsoka and Loki...

    4. Ravenclawjedi42

      Ravenclawjedi42

      I need to watch Ahsoka so I can’t boycott, but we need to have Han shoot first. And it would be cool if they released the originals separately, but I feel like making what you’re suggesting would work better as a fan-made thing.

  6. BETA READERS FROM DISTANT LANDS; ICONAR COLLECTIVE PEEPS OF OLD

    YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED HERE TO HELP ME COME UP WITH MORE NAMES

     

    I'm renaming Lacy

    Yup. I'm gonna. There are several reasons why, but the only one you guys need to know is that it's just way too real-world-y. An argument could be made that Corrin and Dain are also real-world names, but they're main characters so screw that.

    I've already reworked several so far. Those of you unfortunate enough to have read my earlier drafts of the story might remember Tara, Veronica, and Minshyl; the girls have become Terume and Vaiccia respectively, and while I've removed Minshyl's original character I intend to replace Tristan (another OG) with him. 

    All suggestions are welcome, though I'd like to keep the option of calling her "Lace" as a nickname. Some examples could be:

    • Leceru (Leh - cheh - hru), Lezeru, Lesheru
    • Lek'yaa (Leh - k'yay)
    • Zahleff (Jah - leh - fu), Zahlesh, Zahlezh
    • L'ahyai (L'ah - yai)

    You don't have to refer to my super epic phonetic system to come up with an idea. Just plop down whatever pops into your head, and I'll port the ones I like to... whatever this language is supposed to be called. I've been having way too much fun rewriting names in this system.

    Spoiler

    Corrin: Ku - ru - ne

    Aurora: Yah - ru - eh

    Garnell: G'ah - ru - ne

    Dain: D'yai - n'

    Iolar: Ai - yo - leh - ru

    Quarden: K'ur - duh - ne

    Gliece: Guh - leh - sch

    Diseri: D'eh - shu - ru

    Mareth: Meh - ru'f

    Jerne: Zeh - ru - ne

    Quille: K'ru - leh

    Fadran: F'eh - duh - ru'n

     

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    2. Aeoryi

      Aeoryi

      Lacy will never be the same

    3. J. Magi

      J. Magi

      I like Leceru! It looks cool!

    4. danex

      danex

      my only suggestion is not going with something with an apostrophe or if you do, use her full name *super* rarely, and use Lace like 99% of the time

       

      and i just actually read the replies and saw that you picked leceru so my suggestion is irrelevant

      (i will say my brain automatically reads that as Lek-air-oo, so do with that what you will)

    • Does anyone else remember learning about the American Gilded Age's Captains of Industry? About the lack of child labor laws, unhealthy working conditions, low wages, highly treacherous factories; back when the billionaires kept getting richer because they funded the politicians willing to turn a blind eye to their unethical means of wealth, convincing themselves that the money would "trickle down" to the poor and that really this was best for everyone? Back when they were pumping tonnes of gaseous waste into the atmosphere; back when women and foreigners and people of color were treated as less than human; back when workers had no choice but to go on strike and starve for days as the only alternative?
      • Man. I'm so glad we put those days behind us.
    • We should mandate all-gender restrooms. That may sound stupid but it isn't because we should also mandate stalls that go from floor to ceiling with locks that work and amenities for all walks of life readily available.
      • And remove urinals altogether, because men are incapable of wielding them properly.
    • Are there any bona-fide Professional Mathematicians around anymore? Like, just people who pour all their time and effort into finding patterns in numbers so that all other Mathematicians and no one else can appreciate them?
    • Why do we still have popcorn at the cinema? Why not something quiet to eat, that doesn't stick in your teeth or dry your mouth to a crisp two-thirds the way into the movie? Why not, like... boba pellets? Or grapes?
    • "Fellowship of the Ring at 99% strength" you fool, each member is exactly 1/7th of the total strength, and I can explain at length why that is. 99% is after the journey's over and Frodo's lost one of his fingers.
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    2. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

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      • We should mandate all-gender restrooms. That may sound stupid but it isn't because we should also mandate stalls that go from floor to ceiling with locks that work and amenities for all walks of life readily available.
        • And remove urinals altogether, because men are incapable of wielding them properly.

      Oh lord, have mercy. Let it not be so. 
      If you got some lil thing sticking out below your belt, go to the men’s bathroom. If you don’t, go to the women’s bathroom. I know there are like 420.69 genders now, but let’s be real, not just using our hearts and imaginations. It’s not that terrible to go to the men’s bathroom if you think you’re a woman but haven’t had life-altering surgery yet. 

      And… you don’t know how to use a urinal???

    3. danex

      danex

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      That may sound stupid but it isn't because we should also mandate stalls that go from floor to ceiling

      this is a safety thing actually

      like iirc we used to have floor to ceiling stalls but then old people would have heart attacks and stuff and wouldn't be able to get help

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      And remove urinals altogether

      boooooooo

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      Are there any bona-fide Professional Mathematicians around anymore? 

      plenty. probably more than ever before. i went down the math-youtube rabbit hole a while ago, and there's plenty of cool things happening down there. didn't understand most of it, but its pretty cool

    4. Quivil

      Quivil

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      We should mandate all-gender restrooms.

      Please don't. That would probably be traumatic for someone I know well.

  7. Okay I'm having a panic attack fit for a king so I'm going to drop off the Shard for a bit because I don't know what's happening and I need to forget all my obligations for a bit

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    2. Experience

      Experience

      Eat some peanut butter

      It helps

    3. The Aspiring Archivist

      The Aspiring Archivist

      Uh oh. I hope you feel better. Remember to breathe.

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      I wish you the best, Fadran! I hope you can do well and can make it!

      Please be safe and do what you need to do!

  8. guys help I accidentally remade the alphabet to include 8 Basic Characters with a total of 15 variations

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    2. J. Magi

      J. Magi

      is . . . that a problem?

    3. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      Wait, why do you need help?

    4. Quivil

      Quivil

      I WANT TO SEE

      IT SOUNDS AWESOME

      I WANT TO SEE

  9. "...Yeah. I thought that went without saying. We'll go for yours first."
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    I have received a notification for every single one of these

    they're still going strong

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      OH GOD NO THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

      Screenshot 2023-09-29 2.26.43 AM.png

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      XD they were doing that yesterday too! There were like 4 different spambots and they wouldn't die!

    4. Experience

      Experience

      Yeah, they gave me like 300 notifs yesterday

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