Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Anguished_One said:

dang it

Sorry 

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"Teenagers don't count as children. I don't think they count as human, either."

-BlueWildRye

Edited June 27, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

23 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

"Wizzy's my bro" ~ @Edema Rue

"Wizzy's my dad" ~ @Ancient Elantrian

"Wizzy's my mom" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

":O Not Mr. Peckerhead!!" ~ @WhyEverNot_8

 

"He's pretty typical for a teenage guy... white, racist, and good at passing out, you know?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative

"And you're a waste of a perfectly good coffin!!!" ~ @Part Of The Narrative to me

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

5 minutes ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

same group chat as elan  

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“I like crap” - @strmblsd

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

my sister: i know you know where it is

me: I know that you know that I know where it is

my sister: I know that you know that I know that you know where it is

me counting on my fingers: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know where it is.

my sister: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know where it is.

me:...

my sister:...

me: its over on the table next to the couch.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"Don't worry, I won't scalp you in your sleep."

-Mom

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"come, child, for i am wise in years

tell me of this *name*, and I will soothe your worries with the sage advice of a man who's seen much"

~ @Medium

[Edema Rue she/her]

We have NORMAL HUMAN conversations here @Wittles

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Some quotes from the days I was gone!

"Let's go rage frolicking!" - My friend

"We're drunk on stargazing..." - My other friend

"I feel like a dead fish." - My other other friend

"Sinful applesauce!" - Me

[Vyzkel He/Him]

49 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Some quotes from the days I was gone!

"Let's go rage frolicking!" - My friend

"We're drunk on stargazing..." - My other friend

"I feel like a dead fish." - My other other friend

"Sinful applesauce!" - Me

I want to taste the sinful applesauce

also: “it’s Mormon champagne!” - my friend

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I want to taste the sinful applesauce

also: “it’s Mormon champagne!” - my friend

Trust me, you do not want to taste the sinful applesauce...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Trust me, you do not want to taste the sinful applesauce...

…okay

[BlueWildRye he/him]

So maybe we can't eat the sinful applesauce, but we can certainly try the Mormon champagne, right?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

So maybe we can't eat the sinful applesauce, but we can certainly try the Mormon champagne, right?

Yeah you can

WARNING: do not read if you don’t want to know what Mormon champagne is

Spoiler

Okay then:

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You sure?

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Positive?

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It’s just apple cider

 

 

 

 

Edited July 1, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Yeah you can

WARNING: do not read if you don’t want to know what Mormon champagne is

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Okay then:

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You sure?

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Positive?

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It’s just apple cider

 

 

 

 

Wait really? I thought it was ginger ale 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Wait really? I thought it was ginger ale 

It’s to replace champagne at new years, ya know the whole pop the cork stuff(also I’ve only had Canada Dry ginger ale from the plastic bottles, not glass ones)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Let's see here...

"I am very thinky-think rn. I can start spurting ideas." - @Ancient Elantrian

I don't think I've done you in a while.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Let's see here...

"I am very thinky-think rn. I can start spurting ideas." - @Ancient Elantrian

I don't think I've done you in a while.

When did I say THAT?

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“I don’t think I’ve done you in a while.” -@The Bookwyrm

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"you don't have to eat the bee, you just have to kiss him!" - @TheGreatSnail to me a few months ago

[Through the Living Hope]

when I show up in your house at midnight tonight

you’ll be saying otherwise

I’ll kidnap your siblings

- @Edema Rue

Edited July 2, 2024 by Spark of Hope

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"Can't die while I'm eating a popsicle."

"Why do the worst atrocities have to be committed with style?"

[strmblsd he/him]

Me " do you like carrots?"

My friend "stop launching carrots at me"

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

@The Bookwyrm's brother: "why am I a water type?"

"wait, so does that mean evil sonic is an Xbox fanboy?!?" -me

"Salsashipping wutface" - a comment I left once.

What I was responding to: (spoiler'd for context)

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Edited November 19, 2024 by Just_a_Fan