Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Hope]

On 8/24/2024 at 7:37 PM, Kajsa said:

“blblbkbk bdjwweewwewwwwwwjjkjjjskx jeKn” -@shortcake’s cat

Wonderful words of wisdom

"Some of the violas are fish; they don't need to breathe." -Orchestra teacher

... @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug you're a viola right? Are you a fish?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Spark of Hope said:

"Some of the violas are fish; they don't need to breathe." -Orchestra teacher

... @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug you're a viola right? Are you a fish?

... 

I am a stick

[Through the Living Hope]

11 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

... 

I am a stick

Oh… well… those don’t need to breathe either, right?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Don’t fish need to breathe?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

57 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Don’t fish need to breathe?

Technically they don't breathe because they don't have lungs, but yes, they still need oxygen.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Weird convo between me and @Aeternum

Me: blowing up aet’s front door when it won’t open.

aet: sighs as he hears the sound of something exploding (he'd bet on it being the front door - he's noticed that very few people risk blowing up his personal office door

me: Well obviously no one would blow up your personal door. You would destroy most epics and weaken mine massively if not also defeate. The front door is for intimidation.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

“At some point, at least in the trailer, I’m going to be riding and emu. Like it’s gonna have a cowboy hat and I’m not.” @TheGreatSnail

[Lord Spirit he/him]

sometimes a girl just has to have her comfort morally bankrupt criminal organization that is vaguely trying to change society for better or for worse. 
- @J. Magi

[LightRinger he/him]

Elan created more childs

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"You can't eat chicken in this house without developing a small white shadow."

-My dad

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

“‘I'M A WOMEN IN THIS RP,’ JM said calmly.” - @J. Magi

Women plural, which makes it even funnier. Also since it’s all caps it doesn’t seem very calm lol

[Mags she/they]

5 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

“‘I'M A WOMEN IN THIS RP,’ JM said calmly.” - @J. Magi

Women plural, which makes it even funnier. Also since it’s all caps it doesn’t seem very calm lol

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it was a reference to the Dumbledore meme lol

ALSO I DIDN'T NOTICE IT WAS PLURAL LOL BUT THAT'S PERFECT

[WhyEverNot_8 he/him]

5 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

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it was a reference to the Dumbledore meme lol

ALSO I DIDN'T NOTICE IT WAS PLURAL LOL BUT THAT'S PERFECT

OHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MEME

and it is

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"Undertale has a reference to abandon lonliness" - me, explaining the neutral ending boss-fight. 

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"Will grandma wear pants?"

"I highly doubt it."

[Through the Living Hope]

Oh yeah? I bet if I die I can give you money.

- @Ancient Elantrian

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"there is something funny about a love story between a choco lab an' a recently-revived vulpix, when in the source, one's in a closeted homo relationship with a mixed breed, and the other likely would've been traumatized into perpetual chastity if she survived." -me, again, because i keep forgetting everything my friends say. 

this is tied to the fanfic su i posted a bit ago.

Edited September 8, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Through the Living Hope]

Me: You’re trapped

…

Me, with a horrible Doofenshmirtz impression: Ah, Perry the Platypus, how unexpected!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

My friend: “Once I get my phone the first thing I’m gonna do is text my girlfriend.”

Me: “You have a girlfriend?”

My friend: “no, which means I need to get one before I get my phone, which is in about fifteen minutes.”

[PianoSavant she/her]

“Maybe you shouldn’t be hitting me with a fish.”

“Wolves are just liquid now, you know?”

“We’re continuing life on our planet!”

-all me

[Immortal Platypus]

"'This is the second most exciting escape from goblins with murderous agendas that I've ever been in.'" - @The H

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“glenn powell is capable attractive man. I am at least one of those things, two on a good day, zero on a day where I get less than 7 hours of sleep. 

*checks time*

Oh no” 

-@Cash67

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"i have been given caffeine and i am now rapidly approaching each and every one of yours' locations" - @shortcake

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"too much lava vomit" @Exotic Almond

[BlueWildRye he/him]

"Just as it has always been, when our memories fade into twilight, a new era dawns to fill the void, an unfamiliar path with a pulse of its own, a tempo not dictated by the labor of men, but accelerated by the rhythm of machines, launching the world into an age of bold innovation..."

-me randomly during P.E.

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Spoiler

Does anyone understand what I'm referencing?

 

 

AND

"The meaties don't give a crap about where they sleep."

"Well, they crap all over the place but I get what you're saying."

Edited September 22, 2024 by BlueWildRye