Sharder One-Liners

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Honestly. How am I meant to murder people if they're all hiding in the trees - @J. Magi

[Through the Living Hope]

Flop. Flopping flop flop flop. Flopping flop. What the floppy flop. Who the flop does this guy think he flopping is? Floppy flop flop

@SpiritOfWrath

Edited October 5, 2024 by Spark of Hope

[The H]

I, remembering that I’m supposed to be an Eldritch Horror, eat the puppy

@SpiritOfWrath

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Not really… but I still will always regard avocados as my enemies.

@SpiritOfWrath

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

 

Not really… but I still will always regard avocados as my enemies.

@SpiritOfWrath

Ooooohhhh I remember that! I was about to ask when I had said that.

[The H]

I'm not a nerd.

@Edema Rue

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, The H said:

I'm not a nerd.

@Edema Rue

*salute*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, The H said:

I'm not a nerd.

@Edema Rue

o7

[Through the Living Hope]

11 hours ago, The H said:

I'm not a nerd.

@Edema Rue

o7

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

11 hours ago, The H said:

I'm not a nerd.

@Edema Rue

O7

[Vyzkel He/Him]

12 hours ago, The H said:

I'm not a nerd.

@Edema Rue

o7

[The Stormfather He/Him]

12 hours ago, The H said:

I'm not a nerd.

@Edema Rue

o7

Spoiler

*Sad HG noises*

 

[Mags she/they]

ITS THE HUNGER GAMES PREPARE TO DIE. -- @TheRavenHasLanded

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Bacon took all of Brown's brown and put it back into Brown.

@xinoehp512

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Are you trying to say you want to be a sandwich?" - @InfiniteInsanity

"Most people don't want to be eaten. Which is why I really need to know if he wants to be a sandwich. Cause that might be a dealbreaker sort of weird." - also @InfiniteInsanity

...

...My good friends.

I do not want to be a sandwich.

Please don't make me into a sandwich.

Either before or after my death.

I promise it wasn't my fault.

I didn't ask for this.

I don't control my dreams.

Please don't eat me.

Or anyone else for that manner.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

“thasss what I'm talking bout

les go jack a car for the chop shop yo”

- @The Halcyon Girl

[Through the Living Hope]

12 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Are you trying to say you want to be a sandwich?" - @InfiniteInsanity

"Most people don't want to be eaten. Which is why I really need to know if he wants to be a sandwich. Cause that might be a dealbreaker sort of weird." - also @InfiniteInsanity

...

...My good friends.

I do not want to be a sandwich.

Please don't make me into a sandwich.

Either before or after my death.

I promise it wasn't my fault.

I didn't ask for this.

I don't control my dreams.

Please don't eat me.

Or anyone else for that manner.

Ok, Soup Man

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"Get knowledged " - @Vyzkel

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Get knowledged " - @Vyzkel

It’s glorious.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I have no idea, all I got was Spirit has DID and has murdered his cat.
- @Vyzkel

[Vyzkel He/Him]

that's one hot tortle - @kpShadowFox

[The H]

I realize I missed the Sandwich's 2nd anniversary by three days! I fall to my knees in despair. To rectify my mistake, I activate the tracker I probably implanted in TwinStorm's ankle, find the location and discreetly steal back the sandwich. I travel all the way back to the original hill and throw a small party. First we have a pleasant picnic on the hill, eating the burgers I lovingly created. We then take a tour of the local hotdog factory, and even get a few souvenirs from the gift shop. To wrap everything up, we play a few games of bowling at the calzone/bowling alley fusion joint. I offer to drive the Sandwich back, and leave it back in TwinStorm's hands.

The plot does not progress any further, and the only thing that changed is the fact that the Sandwich now has a few pieces of stray confetti on it. Good job me.

 

-@AltonicKeys

Spoiler

(I know that it's the whole post, and gives some context, but it's absolutely marvellous nevertheless.)

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

“As the feathered friends bobbed into the darkness, something strange occured.“

- @Through The Living Glass

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“As the feathered friends bobbed into the darkness, something strange occured.“

- @Through The Living Glass

Oh, don't worry, it just gets stranger from here. 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

"In fact, I'm holding her even now..."

- @kpShadowFox