Sharder One-Liners

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

I think we should continue to ride this trend

*sigh* Dam.

Spoiler

"dam: the mother of a horse."

 

Edited May 21, 2024 by Through The Living Glass
*evil cackling*

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*sigh* Dam.

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"dam: the mother of a horse."

 

Let's just not make a colt out of it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

Let's just not make a colt out of it.

I might have to bale out soon, if this keep going on.

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I might have to bale out soon, if this keep going on.

But it behooves us to continue making puns!

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behooves: it is a duty or responsibility to

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*sigh* I'm so dun with this.

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Who am I foaling, I'm having so much fun rn you guys.

 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

you two are so filly. you might need to rein this in a bit before it gaits at all sour.

Spoiler

sour: A horse that exhibits competition burnout through undesired behavioral problems, including a disinterest in work

 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

LE PUNS.

(press the button that says "size" on the top bar at the very end)

I can’t find it

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

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[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Oh… yea I don’t have that

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Oh… yea I don’t have that

are you on mobile? cuz the size thing is only on pc

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1 hour ago, Kajsa said:

are you on mobile? cuz the size thing is only on pc

Yep I am, that’ll do it, thanks for letting me know!

Edited May 21, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“that’s what they say in Nebraskacore music before the beat drop” -@Cataclysm

[Cataclysm he/him]

25 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

“that’s what they say in Nebraskacore music before the beat drop” -@Cataclysm

Dude yeah and then the tornado sirens come on and everyone goes crazy 

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

“I’ve never seen you this excited about something cursed before.” @The Bookwyrm

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

So it's not really quote, but I'm not sure where else to put this, so...

Here's what happened on Monday:

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Me: *walked out into hallway with bf*

Bf: *made a confused face and pointed down the hallway*

Me: *turns and sees 5 boys wearing poptart boxes on their heads, one carrying a toaster*

Boy 1: *plugged in toaster at random outlet in hallway*

Boy 2: *pulled out a bag with two toaster waffles in it and set it in front of toaster*

Boys 3, 4, and 5: *kneeled before toaster and started bowing to it*

Me: huh

Bf: why

*Bf and I walk away*

Edited May 23, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"kirby is a final fantasy hidden superboss." - me, talking about my Paw patrol X Pokemon D&D campaign. 

[Wierdo he/him]

32 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

So it's not really quote, but I'm not sure where else to put this, so...

Here's what happened on Monday:

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Me: *walked out into hallway with bf*

Bf: *made a confused face and pointed down the hallway*

Me: *turns and sees 5 boys wearing poptart boxes on their heads, one carrying a toaster*

Boy 1: *plugged in toaster at random outlet in hallway*

Boy 2: *pulled out a bag with two toaster waffles in it and set it in front of toaster*

Boys 3, 4, and 5: *kneeled before toaster and started bowing to it*

Me: huh

Bf: why

*Bf and I walk away*

I need to get my friends to do this.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, Wierdo said:

I need to get my friends to do this.

Bro, do it. 

[Wierdo he/him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Bro, do it. 

Next year. For we must prepare.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

This

This is my Senior Prank.

Not taping pieces of paper with “Gullible” printed on them, to the ceiling, I am going to take as many pop-tart boxes as I can, make hats/helmets out of them, and bring a toaster to school.

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I’ve got a year or two to prepare…
Fear me, [Redacted] High School! 

 

Edited May 23, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

My senior prank is probably related to modifying a water bottle. Either that or planting mushrooms in the gym. I haven't decided, but it's ok. I have a few years.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"I HATH AWAKENED!!

FEAR ME, MORTALS!!" ~ @WhyEverNot_8

 

"I can breathe through my eyes!"  ~ @SmilingPanda19

"I love brutal murder!" ~ @SmilingPanda19

 

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

1 hour ago, Anguished_One said:

"I HATH AWAKENED!!

FEAR ME, MORTALS!!" ~ @WhyEverNot_8

 

"I can breathe through my eyes!"  ~ @SmilingPanda19

"I love brutal murder!" ~ @SmilingPanda19

 

BE QUIET [full name]

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Anguished_One said:

"I can breathe through my eyes!"  ~ @SmilingPanda19

"I love brutal murder!" ~ @SmilingPanda19

accurate.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"I think I got a lemonade hangover." - @Edema Rue