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Ha mine doesn’t even look weird because Wizard is there talking about Daemon monkeys.

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"YOU DON'T NEED SIX THUMBS, Bookwyrm!!" - me, to @The Bookwyrm

"wAtEr?" - also me

"You stretch more when I put holes in it. Merp merp."

"Did you just collide with me?" - Bookwyrm

"Sea bees!" - also Bookwyrm

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So in my study hall class, the teacher has us fill out a "question of the day" thing at the beginning of class each day, and today's question was "if you had to leave your home in a rush due to a fire or a natural disaster and could only take three valued items with you, what would you take?"

this question resulted in the following conversation:

My friend: "if my house ever ends up catching fire, the first thing i would grab is my bag of almonds"

The teacher: "but we're only allowed to take three individual things, and they have to have sentimental value. AND BAGS DON'T COUNT!"

Me: "haha that means you can only take one almond"

My friend: "Nah, i'll just take three almonds"

(the teacher got really annoyed about this because we kept just looking at each other and laughing the entire period)

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Cthulhu walked into my kitchen and moved my cheese -my friend in chemistry

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23 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

@Cash67: I had one hour of sleep, two brownies, and three shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight the Lord Ruler or die trying

I do remember that I have used this, but even I don't remember the context....

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8 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

I do remember that I have used this, but even I don't remember the context....

it definitely wasn't found in the incorrect quotes thread. Who would ever?

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Me- "Did You know that Karen means pretty flower?"

My little sister- "It's because they're pansies."

*high-fives*

(No offence to anyone named Karen just to the people who act like a 'Karen')

Edited by TheGreatSnail
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Quarterfeather, speaking of Anna from Frozen: "She hit the wolves with Kristoff."

(edit: she did correct herself shortly afterward, but it was still funny)

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friend: "You better shape up!"

me: "I'll shape up later, i'm trying to eat my cheeseburger."

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I mean... We are

Anyway... "Friends don't backstab friends. They stab them in the front." -My friend and I in unison to another friend.

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