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[Vyzkel He/Him]

How many children have you kidnapped?

It’s my favorite thing to do on the weekend!

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What's with the burning house behind you?

He's my 'lil friend.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What are you doing with an ADULT DRAGON?!?

 Yes.

[Lunamor she/her]

Should I burn down the homeless shelter or the orphanage?

Eh, could be better.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What do you think of the nectar of the gods?

it’s tasty.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The fairy blood?

Don't think too hard about it.

[strmblsd he/him]

If you die but have a death detecting bomb on you I die but the only way for me to live is to kill you...,

Yeah and now I'm in the hospital 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

You did WHAT to a bird?!?

I’d prefer chicken, but that’s a worthy substitute.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Want some mint tea?

It was in a book, so it has to be fine

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why did you execute thousands of people?!?

Spoiler

These people all happen to be Jewish.

Yes

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Will make that one face for me?

Stephan Curry with a flamethrower fighting a velociraptor that can fly

[Vyzkel He/Him]

What’s the weirdest thing you had to deal with as a security officer?

Probably when I had to defuse a bomb that was inside my mother.

[Edema Rue she/her]

What’s your favorite childhood memory?

i—wait i thought—didn’t—what about that goose?

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

The most evil bird is easily that seagull

That one image with the coconuts

[strmblsd he/him]

Which image is the place where you stashed the body.

I don't think they know about it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What do your parents have to say about committing murder in the school bathrooms?

I can't hear you!

[Lunamor she/her]

Aye aye, Captain!

Clowns.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Who are you going to job shadow?

cross country skiing in the south of Spain

[Vyzkel He/Him]

How did you outrun the police?

a bag of tater tots.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What is that? Are those severed toes?

My teacher said so.

[strmblsd he/him]

Why are you laying on the floor

Only in my dreams

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Did you commit a double homicide?

its a bag of Cheetos.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SEVERED TOES?

I heard it in a Shakespeare play!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Why did you behead your classmate?

Its a bag of hamburgers.

[Lunamor she/her]

That better not be another bag of food shaped vaguely like toes.

It’s in the sewer.