Sequence Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 I really wish you wouldn't do that. Sloths are people too, y'know. It's broken, so you might as well throw it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 4, 2023 Report Share Posted January 4, 2023 What should we do with this soul that represents 50% of the cosmere's people? WE NEED MORE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 Is ten jars enough? Uhh... I'm fairly certain that's not what you do with a banana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 Hey check out my new yellow shoelace! Fly larvae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 You fed my super-expensive truffle mushrooms to what!?! Well, I figured that he'd like being covered in mud, considering it made him look less scary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) Oh dear... he's absolutely filthy! You were supposed to take him on a walk! What happened? Venomous. Definitely venomous. Edited January 8, 2023 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Your little sister is what???? hmmm if I had to chose I’d probably pick the second option. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Your options are A: Eat this donut, or B: give us your soul It was not us... this time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Why's the house on fire? Why. WHY!?!? NOOO, that makes him sick!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 But I thought Peanut butter was good for you. John Cena, or maybe Darth Vader. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 If you could pick one person to brutally murder with a wooden hoe and then bring back to life to kill again, who would it be? cRiSpY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 What's your favorite thing about chips? orange 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 What fruit do you use as a projectile weapon? 42 feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 Umm...How far away is your hair? WHHHEEeeeeeeeee *explodes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 What should we do with the nuclear bomb? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) Monsieur, I think you suffer from a severe case of Schadenfreude. *someone trips and breaks their arm* Run, run fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man! Edited January 17, 2023 by Cinnamon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 "Sso how DID you manage drive Hoid Inssane?" "Hissing in rhyme, iss it a crime?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 Oi oi, wot's oll this then? I know this one! ......Uhhhhhhh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 What's the mass of the sun if there are four sheep in the meadow? *slowly backs away* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Ha! Hahahah! Look! I found it! Do you want a bite? *Holds up a thirty-year-old pineapple* All I can recommend is this: You should probably go sneeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Why does my nose itch after snorting crushed lifesaver mints? (For legal reasons I have never done this before and never will) I'm pretty sure it was north....or maybe left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 What direction did the baby go? Rhombus, the color of the number 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 (edited) Quick: What's the square root of the answer to the trolley problem when inserted as a deus ex machina into a hypothetical creation story of a world 2874 XKCD "Alternate Histories" levels from ours? Spoiler Is it weird that the color that comes to mind when I read "Rhombus, the color of the number 3" is yellow? ...No. But we have fabulous cabbages! Edited January 18, 2023 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Do you have any particularly elegant moldy onions? Quote Nope, not weird at all. The first color that came to my mind was like a greenish blueish purple. Although I think that might be tied to a thing called synesthesia where your brain automatically equates colors with words, letters, smells, etc. it's cool. A nasty case of cauliflower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 What’s my diagnosis, Dr. Nautaskamm? Drugs. Don’t question it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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