Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 what is your favorite food? I am a god now too... I think? im still figuring this whole death thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 I mean, we can just go ask him. Hey, Fred! Have you received your deityness yet? I don't care! I want an axehound! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 What about this lovely soonie pup? I don't care how you do it, just don't not do it. Strike me down, WITH LIGHTNING! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 How exactly am I supposed to use this "bottled lightning?" Is that what I think it is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 *Falls out of chimney* COUGH here I brought you something. *Ominous glowing package noises* Thats weird enough to make sense! I’ll take your entire stock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Do you want to take my entire stock of weapons of mass destruction? Well that's not what I wanted in any way but I'll take it either way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 So, you sent us to find the magical crystal that was hidden under the drowned volcano, but it was scary down there so can we just bring you some Lava? NOT THE LAST OF MARISIO'S SECRET SAUCE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 So, the jewels, credit cards, and cash are all accounted for. The intruder did take some sauce with him though. It would have been so easy for you not to say that. Now I have to kill you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Wait... is that the murder weopon? How did you get that banana? I just googled it, and it's the white one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Wait, is snow the wet blue stuff, or the crunchy white stuff? I forgot. ....Fine. I'll let you off this time. But the next time you destroy a solar system.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 They said Gak. ...That was all because you saw a black cat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 Okay okay, the bunker is prepared, along with the specially engineered cell, the defense cannon, the perimeter security cameras, and the nuclear reactor if anything goes wrong. Am I forgetting anything? Your use of hydraulic technology sickens me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 I'd just like a blood sample, please. It's for a good cause, I promise! Oh, now I get it! Wait... ukuleles? No, I don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 ...And then I said, "well yeah, but you need a couple ukuleles!!"... Yeah ukuleles!! Do you still get it??? because.... because I love you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) Stop following me around! Why do you do that? It's creepy as hell! Only Dannnex and Ene. Edited July 26, 2022 by Robin Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 I don't know why I'm asking this, but who do you ship? The cat is in the sleeping bag, I repeat the cat is in the sleeping bag. I need backup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 .....Yeah, but if he gets anywhere warm and cozy, he becomes the most stubborn thing in the universe. It's really annoying. *Eyes widen* *Large explosion occurs one building over* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy she/her Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 So, just to be clear, you did avoid the third tile from the right on the 67th floor, right? …Right? Of course! I would never! Oh, you said kale, didn't you? Sorry, I guess I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 You wouldn't step on Kale, would you? Yeah, did you think I said Nale? Listen, listen. I don't care if your mouth hurts, come help me carry this bloodmelon inside! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 That bloodmelon flew out of the sky and hit me in the mouth! .....Wow, you are way less prepared for this than I thought you were going to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 (edited) For the end of the world I have expandable rubber ducks. I only was chomped a little bit. Edited July 27, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 I'm never working with you again. I trusted you, I thought you had a cunning plan, and look where we are now! Hit me baby one more time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Ok, so hold up your fists like this, and try to block- Oh crap! Are you ok??? *grins mischeviously* hehehehehehehe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Were you the cause of the disturbance last night? *Copious erosion in the background*. ONLY THE FIRST ONE WAS MY FAULT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai she/her Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 BREAKING NEWS: Hundreds of natural wonders around the world are being worn away. This has sped up alarmingly during the last week, and nobody knows why. We're going to ask this random passer-by what they think: 37 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: *Copious erosion in the background*. ONLY THE FIRST ONE WAS MY FAULT! There you have it! Thank you for taking the time to talk to us. Have a lovely day! Do you know, sometimes I think it isn't worth the trouble. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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