The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Spoiler: they wouldn't.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Someone didn’t eat it. Anyone did. 

[NameIess]

But no one knew who anyone was.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This was kind of a problem.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Luckily, Anyone had eaten it, not anyone. And everyone know who Anyone was. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Confusion tortured Everyone to figure out who Anyone was.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Everyone was the only person that didn't know where Anyone was.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Puffy, his alias being Anyone, began his long reign of the multiverse.

[NameIess]

This was the job that Subversion had offered him.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Rhehbbhehckaugh poked her head in, then decided it was too chaotic even for her and poked her head back out.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Pencil Taxi said:

Rhehbbhehckaugh poked her head in, then decided it was too chaotic even for her and poked her head back out.

Unintelligible dragged Rhehbbhehckaugh back in by complementing her name. "It's the most beautiful name I've ever heard."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A random stranger offered Rhehbbhehckaugh a ghoughphtheightteeau.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible was happy to have found so much unintelligibleness.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Rhehbbhehckaugh teared up at the people's kindness. "Also, what's a ghoughphtheightteeau?"

[NameIess]

"I have no idea!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"A ghoughphtheightteeau?" Random Stranger said. "It's a little spud that grows in the ground. Some people spell it 'potato', but I prefer to spell it the correct way."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence tried out the word. "Ghoughphtheightteeau." She winced. "That kind of hurts my throat to say."

[NameIess]

"I like it. Ghoughphtheightteeau. Sounds good. A much better name that potato."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Nobody ate a sandwich.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible threw a Ghoughphtheightteeau at his head.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Nobody punched it, sending it flying back at Unintelligible.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible batted it back at Nobody with his sword.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence shuddered at the use of Ghoughphtheightteeau. "I do not like that word at all." A pair of noise-cancelling headphones appeared over her ears.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Nobody sent it back with a large tennis racket.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible named his sword Bslwaodred and blasted the Ghoughphtheightteeau with a bolt of lightning, then handed it to Sequence.