The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

"Isn't it? Name anything important that I've done in the past 300 pages."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"300 pages? Oh dear... uh... You catered that one party. Wasn't it... somebody's wedding? Or no, it was that one end of the world party! When was that again...?"

[NameIess]

"See? Cooking is all I'm good for. My other abilities are barely defined and way too broad. I need a new powerset."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Well that shouldn't be too hard to get, right?"

[NameIess]

"No, it shouldn't. I'll just need to go ask Subversion to change it."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Great! Problem solved!"

[NameIess]

"Hopefully she agrees to, and gives me some good powers. And doesn't change my personality too much."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm appeared again.

"What are we talking about? Is there plot again?"

Found the Kitten appeared at his feet, looking around for something interesting to do. Or eat.

[NameIess]

Subversion informed Bookwyrm that someone else had decided to get retconned and reworked, in order to become a better character. And she offered Found the Kitten some fresh Lerasium.

[Edema Rue she/her]

“Plot! Yum!” Anyone screamed. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"PLOTS ARE TASTY!" screamed Puffy the Werewolf Slayer.

[NameIess]

Subversion offered Puffy a job.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Anyone offered Puffy a goldfish. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus saw Subversion and glowered, then pointedly ignored her.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard offered Puffy vampirism.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible offered Puffy unintelligibilitism.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Ghanderflaffle offered him deadly hugs.

[NameIess]

All in all, Puffy amassed dozens of offerings from Narrators and characters alike.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He even amassed Butt Venture some how.

[NameIess]

Soon, he was the among the richest and most powerful people on the planet.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yet he was still fourty three parallel universes behind Mario.

[NameIess]

But that soon changed. Because an anonymous donor gave him fourty-four parallel universes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yet he was still called primative and so was his culture.

[NameIess]

So Puffy turned evil.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

A chipmunk was long dead and roasted. Hopefully someone would eat it.