The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

not them again.

They had large noses.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This caused all other civilizations to easily succumb to them.

[Immortal Platypus]

Their toes were quite small though.

[Edema Rue she/her]

They also had large sums of sapient armpit hair working for their causes. 

[Immortal Platypus]

That sounded gross, but was very useful.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Yes, the entire world didn't have humans anymore, but the universe still had the little buggers.

[Immortal Platypus]

Many hated them but they were very helpful to all.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Suddenly, on a distant world far from the Ghanderflaffle Empire, Humans re-evolved.

They lived in peaceful bliss and managed to avoid the cycle of self destruction that plagued some other humans.

[NameIess]

Indeed they did. For five whole minutes. Five. Entire. minutes. Truly incredible. 

[Immortal Platypus]

Then they became sad.

[NameIess]

And realized that life was truly meaningless without anything objective to base it off of.

Such as physics, for example. Narrators kept coming around and ruining generations of scientific discovery on a whim. I mean honestly. Do they really need to change the speed of light, strong force, and the weak force just because they want their 'totally awesome solar system' to work properly?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Indeed, most narrators were quite terrible people.

[NameIess]

The list of Narrators that are/were also terrible people includes, but is not limited to:

Nameless

Thaidakar

Subversion

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Some were terrible on purpose, others by accident.

[NameIess]

Those who were terrible by accident were the worst. Like Mythos.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos being terrible was up to debate.

[Immortal Platypus]

Some people thought that Platypus should be on the list. Others didn't.

[NameIess]

Regardless of the debate, everyone agreed that one Narrator in particular should be on the list. That Narrator's name was:

[Immortal Platypus]

Valiant. Just kidding, everyone thought Phillipe should be. But that's okay because he's dead.

[NameIess]

So were a lot of people on the list, actually. Maybe the whole "Narrators are all terrible people" thing is getting to be a little last-gen. Bookwyrm seems to be rather nice, honestly. And Sequence has never done anything wrong.

Aside from that one time, but it wasn't entirely her fault.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus did do some wrong things, but it's okay because no one knows about them.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Til the ancient city of Gaer'lim was found.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

It was then that Platypus's great evil deeds were revealed to the universe.

Either that, or he was being framed. No one was quite sure.

Edited December 16, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But it didn't matter, everyone(non-personified) believed that he was good.

So his crimes were presented to the world and everyone(non-personified) refused to believe what was infront of their eyes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"You don't have to put '(non-personified)' after 'everyone'." Everyone said sourly. They sighed. "I wish Sequence had given me a better name. Cardinal and Fuzzy actually sound like names."