Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 not them again. They had large noses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 This caused all other civilizations to easily succumb to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 15, 2022 Report Share Posted December 15, 2022 Their toes were quite small though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 They also had large sums of sapient armpit hair working for their causes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 That sounded gross, but was very useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Yes, the entire world didn't have humans anymore, but the universe still had the little buggers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Many hated them but they were very helpful to all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Suddenly, on a distant world far from the Ghanderflaffle Empire, Humans re-evolved. They lived in peaceful bliss and managed to avoid the cycle of self destruction that plagued some other humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Indeed they did. For five whole minutes. Five. Entire. minutes. Truly incredible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Then they became sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 And realized that life was truly meaningless without anything objective to base it off of. Such as physics, for example. Narrators kept coming around and ruining generations of scientific discovery on a whim. I mean honestly. Do they really need to change the speed of light, strong force, and the weak force just because they want their 'totally awesome solar system' to work properly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Indeed, most narrators were quite terrible people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 The list of Narrators that are/were also terrible people includes, but is not limited to: Nameless Thaidakar Subversion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Some were terrible on purpose, others by accident. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Those who were terrible by accident were the worst. Like Mythos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Mythos being terrible was up to debate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Some people thought that Platypus should be on the list. Others didn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Regardless of the debate, everyone agreed that one Narrator in particular should be on the list. That Narrator's name was: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Valiant. Just kidding, everyone thought Phillipe should be. But that's okay because he's dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 So were a lot of people on the list, actually. Maybe the whole "Narrators are all terrible people" thing is getting to be a little last-gen. Bookwyrm seems to be rather nice, honestly. And Sequence has never done anything wrong. Aside from that one time, but it wasn't entirely her fault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Platypus did do some wrong things, but it's okay because no one knows about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Til the ancient city of Gaer'lim was found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 (edited) It was then that Platypus's great evil deeds were revealed to the universe. Either that, or he was being framed. No one was quite sure. Edited December 16, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 But it didn't matter, everyone(non-personified) believed that he was good. So his crimes were presented to the world and everyone(non-personified) refused to believe what was infront of their eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 "You don't have to put '(non-personified)' after 'everyone'." Everyone said sourly. They sighed. "I wish Sequence had given me a better name. Cardinal and Fuzzy actually sound like names." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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