The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Devout Pathian]

But just like all the other times when Butt blew up, he came back.

[Kidpen he/him]

Butt suddenly realized that "unrelevant" is bad grammar.

[Rebecca she/her]

The correct word was actually “irrelevant.”

[Devout Pathian]

Butt figured then that his life was pretty much irrelevant now that he couldn’t write about Kaladin Chullblessed.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

And that this made his realization that the correct word was irrelevant hillarious, along with the fact that the correct word was not only irrelevant, but irrelevant, but that realization was irrelevant as well, which made his irrelevant life even more irrelevant (and hillarious---but that is also irrelevant).

[Devout Pathian]

Butt wondered how many more posts would contain the word “irrelevant” in them.

Edited May 10, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter
Spelling

[Gancho Libre he/him]

challenge accepted.

Butt found a dictionary. Just because, he looked up his favorite word:

irrelevant

adjective

1.

not relevant; not applicable or pertinent:

His lectures often stray to interesting but irrelevant subjects.

2.

Law.  in issue any upon value probative no having evidence) (ofthecase.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

He realized that his interest in the word irrelevant was irrelevant, but he figured that that was irrelevant to how much he liked irrelevant, and whether he kept researching irrelevant and irrelevance. (Hands on research, too!)

[Apollyon he/him]

But his hands were irrelevant in his research on the word irrelevant. But that was irrelevant to the irrelevant task at hand. The hand that was irrelevant.

[Devout Pathian]

So instead of looking up the word “irrelevant” in the dictionary he looked up other meaningless and other irrelevant words.

[Apollyon he/him]

One such was this one:

un·re·lat·ed

ˌənrəˈlādəd/

adjective

adjective: unrelated

1. not related or linked.

   "unrelated facts"

[Devout Pathian]

But it was irrelevant to Butt life, so he moved on to the next word.

[BitBitio he/him]

But that was all irrelevant, too. 

 

 

Suddenly, a ghanderflaffle ate Butt/Urafius/Arnold/Charles/Julius/ Bob/Whoever the heck

[Archer he/him]

The next next word was extraneous. Butt was hesitant to mention it because it was the irrelevant in the room. 

ex·tra·ne·ous

ikˈstrānēəs/

adjective

adjective: extraneous

1. irrelevant or unrelated to the subject being dealt with.

[Kidpen he/him]

The book came from a person who hated dragons, and could hear when people spell irrelevant unrelevant even if they say it the same way.

Edited May 11, 2018 by Kidpen

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Tragically, he was suddenly, and maliciously, destroyed by a fire breathing cactus, the cactus promptly exploded, knocking down a passerby named Juan.

[Ink he/him]

Bob decides that this discussion is completely irrelevant, and leaves the area to search out a new word to make everyone obsessed with. Inconceivable.

[Lord Meeker he/him]

A boulder the size of a fisheye smashes every character with a name flat, flat as a pancake, except for Him, He was too awesome to be concerned with such things.

[Kidpen he/him]

We are referring, of course, to Butt again.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

The flattening had saved Butt. It put his organs together, he survived, albeit a little flat. (T'is just a flesh wound)

[I Am Witless she/her]

Butt became confused; Too many narrators were trying to tell his story.

[Ink he/him]

Butt wondered why everyone wanted to tell his story. He didnt mind the attention though.

[I Am Witless she/her]

Guess what I found!

 

[Rebecca she/her]

Kaladin Chullblessed is famous! 

Butt decided he needed to workout, so he began lifting his dictionary.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Butt thought about how unfortunate he was to have such a name.