The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt began to fall back, retreating from the Roots, wishing it was all a bad dream.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

"No, no. This is no dream. I have returned. I will have my vengeance, starting with you." The Ghanderflaffle-Heahtc spoke, extending its Roots closer to Butt as he backed up into a corner.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt starts to shake, scared, as he notices..Lift..? "where did she come from" he whispers to himself, spotting her near the base of the tree.

[Devout Pathian]

Lift opens her mouth and eats the Ghanderflaffle-Haehtc in one gulp.  Then she becomes awesome.

Edited May 13, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

You do realize that it's literally the Serpent from Eden, but implanted in the Cthaeh? One bite?

She vanished, but Butt vanished with her as well this time. Seems her awesomeness extended outwards.

[Niteshado he/him]

Everything fades out and Butt slowly opens his eyes, laying on the ground, to see Lift leaning over him.

[Rebecca she/her]

“Why are you here?” she asked.

[Niteshado he/him]

Butt looks up at her and raises an eyebrow. "Uh..Where is here?"

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then he decides that he doesn't care, pulls his piano out of his pocket, and begins to play. Badly. Cause he doesn't know how to play the piano.

Edited May 13, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979

[Rebecca she/her]

“Storms, that sounds awful,” Lift said. 

[Niteshado he/him]

"I know" Butt said. "It's suppose to"

[Devout Pathian]

Yes I know that the Ghanderflaffle is too big to eat in one bite, but it was suppose to be comical.

Lift kicked Butt off of the piano and using her awesomeness she played beautifully.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Meanwhile, Idashwy walked in, "Wait, didn't I die? I specifically remember dying about a month before Lady ZoBell's party. yes, i was specifically spiked as to steel my F-steel." She walked over to Lift "That's rusting beautiful by the way".

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

Then Lift pulled the tuba out of Butt's pocket as well (don't ask how she knew it was there) And played that at the same time. She played both beautifully. Simultaneously. Together. With no redundancy in the tunes. (Which can't be said for my language...)

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

The music was so beautiful, Butt was moved, he breathed in the music like stormlight, and danced. Danced like a swan, like a flamingo, like a graceful crane, like a chicken with it's head cut off.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

His dancing was so beautiful that he attracted all ten types of spren that could impart a Nahel Bond. He spoke the oaths, bonding with all of them simultaneously.

[The Thinking Herald he/him]

The door was thrown open. A woman in blue and white robes stormed in. "Lift, what in damnation have you done?", asked a very frustrated Queen of Alethkar.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but House Kholin's colours are white and blue, yes?

[Sparkrunner he/him]

"As opposed to what in Roshar have I done?" Lift asked innocently.

[Devout Pathian]

@The Thinking Herald I’m not sure if you should keep what you posted.

Spoiler

What with it being a OB spoiler and all.

“You know what I meant,” she gave Lift a look.

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Lift gratefully accepted the look. Then ate it. It was crunchy and salty, like a strawberry. (A strawberry that had been dried and covered with Salt.)

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

While she did this, Butt went in search of Stormlight.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

and searched for ten years. the next two hundred posts will be about his search.

[Yvainnie she/her]

He searched under trees.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

He searched over trees.

Also, the story started here: 

Once upon a time, on a non-canon planet in the Cosmere, a powerfully invested man chose to take over the world.

With domed cities to protect from volcanoes and invested hamsters. I find it hilarious how much it's changed.

 

[Apollyon he/him]

And, of course, the trees searched him.