The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Rebecca she/her]

And it smelled exactly like a pear.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was a pear

[+Sorana she/her]

A beautiful, unique pear

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

But the Longest Thread wasn't long enough to reach the Restaurant at the End of the Universe AKA the pear, so the narrators got to business and redoubled their efforts to write it. And since they were doubled, they were now a pair of efforts, which is a pear of efforts.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Suddenly, Breadmuunks.

[Rebecca she/her]

And coconut bombs.

[RoadWalker he/him]

The breadmunks tried to bomb themselves in The Longest Thread, hoping to finally rid their very existence once and for all. They almost succeeded, until a little breadmunk by the name of Philip hid himself away, making himself the last of all breadmunks.

[Kidpen he/him]

Everyone was very confused by the metaness.

[Silva]

So they forgot about it.

[RoadWalker he/him]

About-It was sad.

[Kidpen he/him]

About-It wanted the metaness to be remembered. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

About-it tried to do an about-face in a pool.of meta.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

"Boo!" said the ghanderflaffle.

[Kidpen he/him]

About-it ran away from the Ghanderflaffle. 

[+Sorana she/her]

About-it ran into a mall.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Then About-it ran into a wall.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Then About-it ran into a hall.

[Rebecca she/her]

Then About-it ran into a ball.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Then About-it ran into a zall.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

Then About-it tried to avoid all objects, specifically ones that ended with all. And ran into a coconut.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Or, perhaps, the coconut ran into about-it.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

About-it then realized that the coconut was the perfect size to perform his latest circus act.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

I'm attempting to read the whole thread, and I'm confused and highly entertained.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

You better believe it!

Which was, of course, swallowing it whole.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But Butt didn't have a large enough mouth, so he started himself on a regimen of mouth-enlarging exercises.

I'm only on page 23.

Edited December 11, 2018 by Ookla the Sarcastic