The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

(JEFF was very sad about this)

Edited June 6, 2024 by NameIess

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

((Most bugs kept their heads down to avoid getting erased by whoever was in charge.))

[NameIess]

(But now that JEFF was gone, Eof’s goal was achieved, and he switched his name back to normal)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

((Most bugs kept their heads down to avoid getting erased by whoever was in charge.))

(This is why bugs usually live underground)

[NameIess]

9 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

(This is why bugs usually live underground)

(That and the median price of homes above ground)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(A random person questions why there are so many parentheses)

[NameIess]

(This random person was quickly dragged away and summarily executed for questioning the wisdom of the masses)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Oh my…

(People are afraid of the tyranny of the parentheses)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

{Soon the brackets rose up}

[NameIess]

(But they were weak, and were soon to be destroyed)

[They gathered their armies in secret, forming a force twice as large as that of the parentheses]

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(This army was never detected by the parentheses, until it was too late…)

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A secret army?

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Made in spite of another force denying it?

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Kinda sounds like Nazi Germany

 

 

 

 

 

 

[NameIess]

[the army of the brackets was victorious]

(but the parentheses were regrouping)

[Lunamor she/her]

{The curly brackets, meanwhile, were planning a secret coup after conquering Java}

[NameIess]

<But most hidden of all were the angle brackets/greater and less than symbols, which were confused as to their exact identity>

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*This confuses everyone*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

|Shoe appears suddenly with the power of these weird bracket-y things|

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*|[<{All of these different bracket thing-a-ma-bobs make an alliance to make sure parentheses never rise to power again}>]|*

Edited June 8, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Lunamor she/her]

¡But then a new challenger approached!

[NiightLiight]

It turns out... the new challenger was their own reflection in a mirror. Their own dark desires from attaining so much power, and the need to get MORE!!!

[NameIess]

The previous post wasn’t canon because it wasn’t bolded, but now it became canon.

[Lunamor she/her]

¡¡¡¡Meaning this became the new writing convention!!!!

[NameIess]

Until it wasn’t.

(Be advised that the previous text is under investigation on suspicion of treason)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Thus, normalcy returned to TLT.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Until it didn’t.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Suddenly, PINEAPPLES. The world was then thrown into chaos