The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 5/16/2024 at 9:55 AM, NameIess said:

Regardless, by the laws of stuff, everyone (including Everyone) will eventually get a friend.

Everyone once again disagreed.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

8 hours ago, Sequence said:

Everyone once again disagreed.

A random guy somewhere suddenly felt more lonely.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 5/29/2024 at 10:14 AM, Vyzkel Willbender said:

A random guy somewhere suddenly felt more lonely.

Everyone, being Everyone, couldn't care less. Fuzzy, however, felt bad, and patted A random guy somewhere on the back comfortingly.

[NameIess]

3 hours ago, Sequence said:

Everyone, being Everyone, couldn't care less. Fuzzy, however, felt bad, and patted A random guy somewhere on the back comfortingly.

A young girl walked up to Everyone and asked why they couldn’t feel emotions.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone wordlessly handed the girl a pineapple.

[NameIess]

The girl looked at it. Then she looked back up and asked what made things exist.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone shrugged and handed her a second pineapple.

[NameIess]

The girl stared at this pineapple and asked why it didn’t not exist.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone shrugged again, then handed her a pine cone and an apple.

[NameIess]

The girl asked what differentiated s pine cone from a pine apple.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone shrugged again, their shoulders beginning to ache.

"Yellow."

[NameIess]

The girl asked why yellow existed.

[Lunamor she/her]

Everyone grabbed a chart of wavelengths and pointed at where yellow was.

[NameIess]

The girl didn’t understand what that was supposed to prove.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

A dude in a leopard suit grabbed the pineapple and shoved it on a pen, this became viral.

[NameIess]

Pineapplepens became the new pineapples.

[Lunamor she/her]

This made the Pineapple Guild very sad.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

They hunted the man in the leopard suit

[NameIess]

But he had surrounded himself with pineapplepens, and was thusly made untouchable. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

That was until one of the guildmembers stuck a normal apple on the end of one of the pineapplepens.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The now ultimate penpineappleapplepen was so powerful that all people there were wiped out, creating a giant crater. There stood a single person in the middle of the crater… his name was JEFF.

[NameIess]

Jeff was a benevolent last person alive.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was hard to be tyrannical when there was no one left to oppress.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

After several centuries of ruling over an empty universe, JEFF got into philosophy.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

JEFF really enjoyed asking why, so he asked the universe why. The universe suddenly had an existential crisis and suddenly (pineapples)everything was back to normal like nothing happened(except JEFF is still here).