The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Not to be confused with Chaos, admin of 17th Shard.

[Immortal Platypus]

It was a strangely common mistake to make. Chaos would never come to TLT, only chaos.

[NameIess]

But legends told of a time when Chaos had come to TLT. It probably hadn’t ended well, if it did happen.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Legends also say that Chaos is kinda scary, for he can wipe out worlds with a snap of his fingers.

[Immortal Platypus]

Legends say a lot of things. Most are not accurate.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This is true, Legends enjoys spreading multiple rumors across the land

[Edema Rue she/her]

However Legends, personified, only spread the truest of rumors. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

For example, he spread a rumor about the new uprising of parentheses (it doesn’t seem that true though).

Edited June 9, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Edema Rue she/her]

It abruptly becomes clear that all things said between a pair of parentheses are propaganda, spread by the rebel parentheses.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(This statement also seemed quite untrue)

[NameIess]

It was very convincing propaganda.

(this statement is true, but it’s not propaganda)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

(However, this statement is false.)

[NameIess]

The entire universe began collapsing under the weight of this illogicality.

(What have we done?)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Everyone (non-personified) started screaming as the world around them began to fall apart.

(I mean, frankly, it's not the first time the universe has ended here. Remember that time we tried to re-start everything?)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

(I still don't know why we called that car Everything.)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

(Yeah, that was kind of a weird choice. We should've named it § or something.)

[Edema Rue she/her]

(Oh dear sweet hobgoblins. This has been the cursing of a random personified parentheses, or ARPP)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(Which kinda sounds like a government organization, or a character from Puppy Dog Pals)

[Lunamor she/her]

(Or the noise someone makes when they stub a toe)

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(Indeed, ARPP was recognized by many, though never in its true form)

[Edema Rue she/her]

(ARPP considered starting a revolution)

[Lunamor she/her]

(Since it kept getting ninja’d)

Edited June 10, 2024 by Lunamor
Ninja’d

[Vyzkel He/Him]

(This returned the rule of the parentheses)

[NameIess]

But everything changed when everything ended.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This ended the rule of the parentheses, in the short three hours that the parentheses ruled, thirty-four corn dogs were eaten.