The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard blinked, he had never hired such men and so he killed them. And the charity went back to working at full capacity.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook bet some of Mythos' money that the root cult was going to start a war.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, their greediness turned out to be contagious, and soon the entire world was comprised of greedy corporate businessmen.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So Wizard murdered the entire world and quarantined the virus.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the virus spread by sight, so soon even Wizard was infected.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence decided that this was a good time to enact her plan of making everyone blind and turning their main sense to echolocation. She had been working to perfect it for this very occasion.

Edited December 15, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

The only downside was that now everyone could hear dog whistles.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which was definitely a good trade over a world full of corrupt environment destroying businesspeople.

Edited December 15, 2022 by Sequence

[Immortal Platypus]

Most of the world eventually became dogs and bats.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Which was okay. Dogs and bats are pretty cool.

[Immortal Platypus]

The one remaining human was annoyed though. Then they became a bat.

Edited December 15, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[NameIess]

A bat-MAN!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

And then back into a plain old bat. Things were better this way.

[Immortal Platypus]

Now humans were extinct. Most beings were happy about this.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The root cult was not in any way human. 

[Immortal Platypus]

The root cult was never in any way human.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

It was in fact made of cremlings and insects that were connected by a hive-mind called The root cult.

[Immortal Platypus]

And Rue. She wasn't a cremling or an insect and she was part of The root cult.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A dione scientists went to sequence the genome of several Root Cult Members to figure out what species they were.

[Immortal Platypus]

They couldn't decide.

[Edema Rue she/her]

No one knows what we are. Even we don't know. 

[Immortal Platypus]

My personal theory is that they are 90% root and 10% absence of substance.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I'd bet that Root is made out of a certain plant, and these Root cultists are made out of the same thing, just... sentient.

[Immortal Platypus]

I'm 99.9% + 0.1% sure that root isn't made of a plant.

[NameIess]

Then the Ghanderflaffles invaded.