Sequence Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Everyone woke up. They had been taking a nap. "Huh? What's happening?" They asked groggily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Unfortunately for Everyone, they immediately breathed in a sedative that had begun to fill the area. Everyone was knocked out again, and the others began to slow, groggy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Except for the Drigger which started to get rather high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 And the Flyrrer which got rather low. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 A civilian walked by and took a picture of the scene: A cowering platypus, a hovering Drigger, a Flyrrer digging a hole, 2 sorceresses, Everyone sleeping, and various others holding swords. All in all, the civilian was sure to win the 'most unique photo' contest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 The Drigger ate the civilian and Wizard was kicked out of it. The Drigger spliting away from his soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Noot baked The Cellist into cookies again. The Cellist found himself inside a giant cookie, complete with its own wildlife and functioning society of sentient raisins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Bookwyrm was terrified of the sentient raisins. But that was irrelevant. "I think randomness is returning to the thread," he remarked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Subversion summoned a black hole that absorbed all the randomness, then threw it at Rym. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 All plot was reversed back to page 100, where there were no meddling people. Back to the good old ages. And Butt celebrated! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 But Butt didn't celebrate for long, because he realized that this had killed his sister. So he reversed the reversing, bringing everything back to the current plot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 So Chance slapped the wheel of time and landed on page 1215. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Subversion caught the wheel of time and set it back to 2282. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 But Noot was insistent on baking the Cellist into a cookie. Now the raisins were meat chunks. Chicken cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 With a side of sapient raisins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 An army of root cultists randomly appeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Subversion absorbed their power, using it to create a Root monster which attacked Darth Barnacles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Darth Barnacles cursed and pulled out his lightsaber cutlass. He turned the root monster into root sticks and started serving them to the root cultists with great success. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Subversion killed all the root cultists and formed their souls into a Soul Root monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Barnacles' eyes gleamed darkly, "souls..." he smiled sardonically. "Tell me, semi-narrator, do you fear death?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 "Why fear something that will never happen? Once I kill all of you, I'll be chosen as Nameless' heir." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 "That is rather presumptuous to say in TLT, my friend," said Barnacles. "Didn't you kill Valiant? they were going to be Nameless' heir as well. You killed them. Think about it, your life has become in danger as Nameless' heir. As a character viewed as a villain, you'll probably end up dead sometime." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 "The Witherlord has existed for well over a thousand pages, and he's still fine. Villains can live long lives, if they're good enough." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 Barnacles nodded slowly, "living a hated life... what do you truly want, Subversion? What do you want? Why are you doing this?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 14, 2022 Report Share Posted December 14, 2022 "Because I want to, that's why. Why does anyone want to do anything? Killing Valiant, creating plot twists like that, I enjoy it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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