The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Root loved stirring. It helped the ingrediants stay together instead of separating.

Edited December 11, 2022 by Sequence

[Immortal Platypus]

The ingredients sometimes separated anyway. Then the Root would get mad. You don't what to see Root when it's mad.

[Telrao she/her]

Root saw something in the corner of its vision.

[Immortal Platypus]

It was @Ookla the Ta'veren.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Luckily, she was unaware of this. Rue decided that she should probably stop drinking root for now though. It was an odd decision, to be sure, but she was standing upside down on the ceiling and the world was spinning in circles. It was a good time for odd decisions. 

[Immortal Platypus]

It is never a good time to make odd decisions.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Says who? Odd decisions are awesome!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Odd decisions are the base of my life.

[NameIess]

It was at this moment that Unintelligible burst into the room, sword covered in blood.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm and Rym fell in beside him.

[Immortal Platypus]

Everyone looks down at Platypus as he plunges through the ceiling the middle of them all.

"Hi guys. She has trapped floors..."

*flump*

[Edema Rue she/her]

Rus shook her head. A talking platypus…she’d seen one of those before…as the root wore off, she remembered everything. “Hi guys!!” She points at Him. “I made a new friend! And I have a pet Root Dragon!”

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm lowered his Narrationblade and his eyes widened.

"Where did you find a Root Dragon?!" he demanded.

[Immortal Platypus]

"AH!!! ROOT DRAGON!!!"

the root dragon sees me and roars.

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Edema Rue she/her]

Rue shrugs. “It was a present from Him when I joined the doubled root cult. So were the hat and shoes!” She shows them off proudly. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Who's 'Him'?" Bookwyrm asked as Rym carefully crept to another portion of the room, eyes on the Root Dragon.

[Immortal Platypus]

The root dragon starts toward Phillip.

[NameIess]

Unintelligible leaps into action, throwing his sword into the dragon's eye.

[Edema Rue she/her]

BEERY! HEEL!” Rue says, and the dragon comes to her sadly. “I know Platypi are delicious, but I promise you can eat some later. This is Phillip. We don’t eat him. But eat Unintelligable. He’s bullying you, and that’s not okay.” The dragon looks considerably happier. 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren

[Immortal Platypus]

Phillip draws his Blade (not Narrationblade, not Shardblade, a special Blade) and moves in front of Unintelligible.

"No eating him either, he's nice."

[NameIess]

Unintelligible used his powers to cool the dragon's blood down to -58 degrees.

[Immortal Platypus]

Phillip cooled it further using narration to 1 degree Kelvin, effectively immobilizing the Root Dragon.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Root Dragon, who's name is Beery, by the way, looked back to Rue. She sighed. "No, they have no idea how you work. Just...go for a fly, okay? I think that they're trying to do something important." Beery flies out a conveniently placed window. 

Edited December 12, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren

[NameIess]

Unintelligible took the opportunity to begin slaughtering the Root cultists. "WHERE IS SHE?!?!?? I KNOW SHE'S HERE SOMEWHERE, SO TELL ME WHERE SHE IS NOW!"

[Immortal Platypus]

Phillip fell in behind him, covering him from behind.