ThirdGen Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 For hundreds of years, the Inquisitors kept digging up new deodorant sticks under Luthadel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Budgie Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 17 hours ago, ThirdGen said: For hundreds of years, the Inquisitors kept digging up new deodorant sticks under Luthadel. I feel like this is a joke that you'll understand if you know deoderant brand names. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, A Budgie said: I feel like this is a joke that you'll understand if you know deoderant brand names. There's always another Secret. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Budgie Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, ThirdGen said: There's always another Secret. *solid thwack sound as I facepalm* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristan Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Why can't zoo animals take tests? Because there's too many cheetahs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted April 14, 2017 Report Share Posted April 14, 2017 It's funny because this bird's species name is really a Sandwich Tern. XD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Sunbird said: It's funny because this bird's species name is really a Sandwich Tern. XD The shadow looks like a streamlined seagull. XD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 Am I a terrible person for making this Gordon Ramsay meme? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 I almost died laughing at this one: 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 "Is that a short joke?" "No, it's a punny joke." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) Hm, what reading did Jasnah prescribe for Shallan for her biology classes? The Book of Endless.......Phages I'm so, so sorry. Edited May 25, 2017 by Extesian 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Why does everyone love straws if they're designed to suck? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 23 minutes ago, Jondesu said: Why does everyone love straws if they're designed to suck? Unfortunately, there is a member of our forum that is named Straw... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 If evil never sleeps, is that why villains are always so grumpy? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said: Unfortunately, there is a member of our forum that is named Straw... Ironically named, then, since @Straw certainly doesn't suck. I always figured it was a reference to the tasty kind of straw though (tasty for certain animals, at least). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizzyLizzy Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 So I just recently saw a sign, and tried to take a picture of it. The problem is I was in a moving car. Nonetheless, I want to say what it said here. Because, unfortunately, some people just phrase words the wrong way. This was, presumably, a sign advertising women's dorms/apartments. The problem is, they worded it to say "For Rent: Women". Not the best way to advertise. (True, this isn't a pun, but I found this a bit humorous, so... why not?) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 @WizzyLizzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizzyLizzy Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 Guys. There ardents in da floor! You shard clean them up, before kelsier there. (Kel see her there) oh, how many dollars does an Abbey cost? Nun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 I couldn't get a reservation at the library in Kharbranth. They were completely booked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jondesu said: I couldn't get a reservation at the library in Kharbranth. They were completely booked. To be fair, they are under staffed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lina Stewards Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Here are my funniest and best puns so far: I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given a rust in days. I hate insects’ puns, they really bug me. taken from https://www.punsville.com/best on Punsville 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 What is the difference between a Danish potato and a potato from any other country? You can't eat a language. (If you don't get it, they say Danish sounds like you're trying to speak with a potato in your mouth) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesura Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say unionized. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates. I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite... He said NaBrO 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesmester Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 (edited) So someone tried to throw a girls dresses at me, and I dodged them. It was pretty close. Edited September 12, 2017 by Wesmester 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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