Puns Puns Puns and More Puns

[Condensation she/her]

We got a Christmas tree the other day. Want to know which kind it is?

Spoiler

A Chris Pine.

 

[+Slowswift]

This one isn't mine--found it in a YouTube comments section, but I love it so much I'm going to put it here.

What do you call a Belgian comic book protagonist performing a lively French dance inside a small metal container?

Spoiler

A Tintin tin can cancan!

Said comments section was for a show that often has similarly atrocious puns as "prizes". Here's some others I enjoyed:

Spoiler

You win a small, fast bird that makes clothing for other small, fast birds: a tailor swift!

...a trip to an underwear-free enclosure run by the star of National Treasure: Nicholas Cage's Knickerless Cage!

...two words combined into one by the actress who plays Padme from Star Wars: A Natalie Portmanteau!

 

Edited December 10, 2021 by Ookla of New Beginnings
Added second batch

[cassiegoh]

A crossed eye teacher couldn't control his pupils.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

How do you hurt Roshar? Kick it in its Shinovar.