Condensation she/her Posted December 3, 2020 Posted December 3, 2020 We got a Christmas tree the other day. Want to know which kind it is? Spoiler A Chris Pine. 1
+Slowswift Posted December 10, 2021 Posted December 10, 2021 (edited) This one isn't mine--found it in a YouTube comments section, but I love it so much I'm going to put it here. What do you call a Belgian comic book protagonist performing a lively French dance inside a small metal container? Spoiler A Tintin tin can cancan! Said comments section was for a show that often has similarly atrocious puns as "prizes". Here's some others I enjoyed: Spoiler You win a small, fast bird that makes clothing for other small, fast birds: a tailor swift! ...a trip to an underwear-free enclosure run by the star of National Treasure: Nicholas Cage's Knickerless Cage! ...two words combined into one by the actress who plays Padme from Star Wars: A Natalie Portmanteau! Edited December 10, 2021 by Ookla of New Beginnings Added second batch 1
cassiegoh Posted February 23, 2022 Posted February 23, 2022 A crossed eye teacher couldn't control his pupils. 1
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted May 2, 2022 Posted May 2, 2022 How do you hurt Roshar? Kick it in its Shinovar. 1
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