TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Twilyght knows too much! Twilyght knows too much!! The mission is a bust! Go! Go! Go! So long as I get my towels. Edit: I just stole some right from her bathroom. Her back was turned, she was unloading the dishwasher….so I took the towels. She may call me a traitor, but I shall be known to the upstairs as a hero. Edited September 15, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlion Blight Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Mom, There is ONE person who uses your shower (you). There are FOUR people who use the upstairs shower. WHY MUST YOU TAKE THREE-QUARTERS OF THE TOWELS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THEM To paraphrase Macbeth: Not all the waters of Neptune's oceans may wash the blood off her hands... But towels? That is a different story 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 In English, we have to read " And Then There Were None.". It's scarring. And a tad bit twisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) In English, we have to read " And Then There Were None.". It's scarring. And a tad bit twisted.Oh yeah, that book! ...I liked it. Now, the truly scarring English assignment is "The Lottery". Just... Do yourself a favor and never read it, kay? Edited September 15, 2015 by Slowswift 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Has anyone seen Takin' Over the Asylum? It's fabulous. And it includes David Tennant playing a bipolar asylum patient. Just. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Oh yeah, that book! ...I liked it. Now, the truly scarring English assignment is "The Lottery". Just... Do yourself a favor and never read it, kay? Oh Great Noodly One, "The Lottery." It was never assigned to me, but I'd been hearing it praised by older, more mature writers than myself, so as a wee little freshman, I read it one day in the school library to learn from Shirley Jackson's wisdom. It's stuck with me for the last 11 years, I can tell you that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Watch this show you'll thank me later http://youtu.be/fe8mHIkwzTw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Watching The Giver. It's not the book. It's good so far. But it's not the book. Why is the Release to Elsewhere ceremony in this movie? It's supposed to be implied. No, I'm not watching it. Edited September 15, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Watching The Giver. It's not the book. It's good so far. But it's not the book. I haven't seen it. I'm not sure if I will, because it's not the book. It's like if they ever make a movie out of a Sanderson work. I'm not sure if I'd be able to watch. Edited September 15, 2015 by Mistrunner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) I haven't seen it. I'm not sure if I will, because it's not the book. It's like if they ever make a movie out of a Sanderson work. I'm not sure if I'd be able to watch. They're doing a good job of making the Community seem normal to those who live there, which is one thing I wish was in modern dystopias. But the whole Elsewhere thing wasn't supposed to be shown until later! I has a grumpy. Edited September 15, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haelbarde Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 This is an easy question. None of you or history or the universe would exist for I would not be around to dream/observe it. In fact, you all should be grateful that I deigned to exist at all And because I always like to have a nice paradox: what makes you think we exist NOW? Maybe there is only the ONE, formless, unchanging, and the fact that we change proves we are false and do not exist. I mean, motion is kinda silly when you think about it... unit of distance per unit of time? How is that possible when space and time are mere components of space-time, hmm? And how is it that matter is mostly empty space and yet I can knock on wood? Though I've never had to knock on wood... though I know someone who has, and it makes me wonder if I could... makes me wonder if I should... Just consider time. The speed of time is non-constant. We all experience it at different rates, due to moving at different velocities. Should time be measured in something like seconds/true second? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Movie, if you make Asher the pilot I'm going to rage quit you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Oh yeah, that book! ...I liked it. Now, the truly scarring English assignment is "The Lottery". Just... Do yourself a favor and never read it, kay? Oh yeah. That one. That's a messed up story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Australia has a new PM! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 In English, we have to read " And Then There Were None.". It's scarring. And a tad bit twisted. I also had to read that book. In 7th grade. I finished it at night. And the teacher tore out the last few pages explaining what happened. Needless to say, that night I though I was going crazy by expecting a suicidal crazy murderer to come out of my closet. That has always tainted my view of the book. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Australia has a new PM! Congrats! I hope? Also, I read And Then There were none when I was 12-13, and yeah, totally freaky, but I loved it to death. Re-read it more than any other Christie book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) Congrats! I hope?Yes Edited September 15, 2015 by Delightful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) I also had to read that book. In 7th grade. I finished it at night. And the teacher tore out the last few pages explaining what happened. Needless to say, that night I though I was going crazy by expecting a suicidal crazy murderer to come out of my closet. That has always tainted my view of the book. I read it in 8th, and my teacher did the exact same thing. Fortunately, Wikipedia. Edited September 15, 2015 by Slowswift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haelbarde Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Australia has a new PM! We do? Huh... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I hate house showings. Why can't they just see the pictures online and go "Perfect! We'll take it! You want full price, or above?" A showing interrupted my application to Sarasota County, FL this morning, which the site wouldn't let me save because of course it wouldn't, and now there's ANOTHER showing tonight. I really hope these people buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Oh look I dropped a table on my foot It's starting to turn brown and swell a bit How wonderful 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Oh look I dropped a table on my foot It's starting to turn brown and swell a bit How wonderful A whole table? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) A whole table? DANG IT MOBILE that was an accidental downvote! Sorry!Anyways, it was one of those beige folding ones. I was helping clean up after a ward activity, and... Friend: *puts away table* Take: *CRASH as it lands on the cart* Me: oh man I thought you dropped that on your foot Friend: haha Me: *goes to put table away* Me: *drops it on my foot* Me: CALAMITY DANG IT Friend: I can't tell if that's irony or karma. So yeah, a whole table. And yes, it landed edge-first. Edited September 16, 2015 by Slowswift 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 DANG IT MOBILE that was an accidental downvote! Sorry! Anyways, it was one of those beige folding ones. I was helping clean up after a ward activity, and... Friend: *puts away table* Take: *CRASH as it lands on the cart* Me: oh man I thought you dropped that on your foot Friend: haha Me: *goes to put table away* Me: *drops it on my foot* Me: CALAMITY DANG IT Friend: I can't tell if that's irony or karma. So yeah, a whole table. And yes, it landed edge-first. The downvote is fixed. While taking the legs off of our baby grand yesterday a leg landed on my foot, wheel-side first. Those legs are heavy. I might've broken something. Seems like a bad time for the feet of Sharders. Hope your foot feels better, Slowswift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 The downvote is fixed. While taking the legs off of our baby grand yesterday a leg landed on my foot, wheel-side first. Those legs are heavy. I might've broken something. Seems like a bad time for the feet of Sharders. Hope your foot feels better, Slowswift. Ouch. Sorry. It is, thanks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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