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[BitBitio he/him]

I KNOW THIS IS A NECRO BUT I CAN'T RESIST

"I think, therefore I am a stick goat.

Edited August 24, 2018 by BitBitio

[Archer he/him]

*also can't resist*

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you goats to think upon.

[BitBitio he/him]

"Give me liberty or give me goats!"

"Come on men! Let's get out there and fight like goats!"

"A State of Goats has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire."

"Why don't you stick it up your [butt] and pretend you're a goat."

"My life to yours, my goat become yours."

[BitBitio he/him]

"Harry you're a goat"

[Life&Death]

"Fun really isn't what one considers when balancing the universe, but this does put a smile on my goat."

[Podman]

“‘The goats are your friend, Vin. They hide you, they protect you… and they give you power.’”

“‘All right,’ Kelsier said, ‘let’s get you used to the basic goats. Can you feel your goat reserves?... Begin burning them, one at a time.’”

[Apollyon he/him]

“Don’t fire until you see the goats of their eyes!”

[Caesura she/her]

So I don't know how many of these have already been done (I haven't read through all of the thread) but

 

"This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a goat."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other goats."

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss goats."

"A goat by any other name would smell as sweet."

 

"Here's lookin' at you, kid."

[+Extesian he/him]

Um

The purpose of a goat is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.

 

Goats? Goats are like...thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.

 

I kind of lost track of time…

For two hours?

There were goats involved.

 

What is it we value? Innovation. Originality. Novelty. But most importantly...goats. I fear you may be too late, my confused, unfortunate, friend.

 

We follow the goats not because they bring gain, but because we loathe the people we would otherwise become.

 

In the end, I worry that my goats shall destroy us all.

 

I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Goats

 

Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating goats.

 

All stories told have been told before. We tell them to ourselves, as did all men who ever were. And all men who ever will be. The only things new are the goats.

 

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, sat atop the highest goat in the world and contemplated the End of All Things

 

For glory lit, and life alive, for goals unreached and aims to strive. All men must try, the goat did see. It is the test, it is the dream.

 

Expectation. That is the true soul of art. If you can give a goat more than he expects, then he will laud you his entire life. If you can create an air of anticipation and feed it properly, you will succeed.

[Jonathon]

Goat! At the disco

Twenty One Goats

My Goat Romance

Fallout Goat

Imagine Goats

“Grab ‘em by the Goat”

”If at first you don’t succeed, goat, goat again”

”Every goat has a silver lining”

”A long time ago, in a goat far, far away...”

*If the smurphs were goats*

”Papa goat! Papa goat!” “What is it, Brainy Goat?” “Goats!”

Hunger Goats, Hunger Goats: Catching Fire, Hunger Goats MockingGoat

“Et tu, Goat?” ~~Julius Caesar 

“You’re like a Goat in a minefield!”

Who you gonna call? Goat Busters!

*at an AA meeting* “Hi my name is Steve and I’m a Goat” 

I think I’ll stop now...

[Ink he/him]

Infinity war spoilers

Spoiler

Mr... mr. Goat? I dont feel so good.... I... I dont wanna goat.

You should have gone for the goat.

I will watch the sun rise on a grateful goat.

I'm sorry, little goat.

I am Goat.

Dude, youre embarrasing me in front of the Goats.

yeah, but the kid's seen more goats. 

"You let a Goat fall. Test failed"

alt: "you let an 8-Ball fall, Goat Failed"

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, Goats are blooming, on days like this, kids like you... 

Howdy! I'm flowey! Flowey the goat! 

So there I was, tied to an altar of outdated goats, about to be sacrificed to a cult of evil librarians

This was a necessary Necro. Absolutley necessary

Edited August 21, 2018 by Inklingspren

[Devout Pathian]

2 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

This was a necessary Necro. Absolutley necessary

Agreed this was necessary.

Goats isn’t simply a thing for fair times and bright days, I think.  What is goats if you don’t continue in it after failure?

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

I'm like a goat chasing cars: I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one!

If you're good at something, never do it for goats.

And I thought my goats were bad.

Ah... the good goat, bad goat routine?

Let's put a goat on that face!

I'm a goat of chaos.

I'm the goat Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs.

Some men just want to watch the goat burn.

Now there's a goat...

 

All quotes supplied by The Dark Goat.

[Rebecca she/her]

You shall not goat!

One goat to rule them all, one goat to find them, One goat to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

All we have to decide is what to do with the goat that is given us.

I didn’t read through the whole thread, so sorry if these were already done.

[+Sorana she/her]

Such as ... dividing by goat?

A long time ago in a goat far, far away...

 

I also didn't read the whole thread

[Silva]

Goatified song quotes:

“Sometimes I lay under the moon and thank goat I’m breathing.”

”When your goats don’t work like they used to before.”

”A goat in the ocean, a goat in the weather, I was praying that you and me might end up together.”

”I shake it off, I shake it off. Cuz the goat is gonna goat, goat, goat, goat, goat. And the goat is gonna goat, goat, goat, goat, goat.”

I’d be surprised if these weren’t already done, but:

”You’re my only goat.”

”Luke, I am your goat.”

”I don’t go looking for goats. Goats usually find me.”

Edited August 22, 2018 by Silva

[Ashspren]

“Did you know... you make goat so happy that sometimes I actually forget to breathe?” —Liam Stewart from The Darkest Minds

“Believe that goat can and you’re halfway there.” —Thomas Edison

“Kiss me, you goat!” —Theda Bara

“You’re like a potato... in a goat.” —David from The Reckoners

“Can you paint with all the colors of the goat?” —Pocahontas, the Disney film 

“You gave me a goat within the numbered days, and for that I’m grateful.” —Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars

“I’ve not failed, I’ve only found 10,000 goats that don’t work.” —Thomas Edison 

“Romeo, oh Romeo... wherefore art thou Goat?” —Juliet, Romeo and Juliet

Edited August 22, 2018 by Ashspren

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

"I will not condone a course of action that leads us to goat!"- Padme Amidala

Edited August 24, 2018 by Wyndlerunner

[Life&Death]

Did anyone read the whole thread?

“My first girlfriend turned into the goat.” “That’s rough buddy.”

[HeyLookItz he/him]

"The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow.

Let the Goat ride again on the winds of time.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

"Anakin! You're breaking my goat!"-Padme Amidala.

I have an endless supply of Padme quotes

[Apollyon he/him]

“Et tu Goat?”

[HeyLookItz he/him]

The goat weaves as the goat wills.

-Moiraine Damodred

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

10 minutes ago, HeyLookItz said:

The goat weaves as the goat wills.

-Moiraine Damodred

I cannot thank you enough for this. 

"I was not elected to watch my goat suffer, and die while you discuss this goat in a comittee!"- Padme Amidala

[Ink he/him]

A long time ago in a Goat far far away.

In a goat in the ground, there lived a hobbit.

This is the goat of how I died

It's the map to Goat Skywalker!