Allomancy she/her Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 You have a sword? You should bring it to a wedding. It was at a combat class. It was a real sword though.
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you actually buy a copy of the Rithmatist at the SLC airport, and when you are really tempted to keep daggers under your pillow because you happen to have some and just about got confronted by a creeper one time recently... and yes, this all really happened. 1
Silverblade5 he/him Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 When you get really depressed at any lack of activity that lasts at least two hours.
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 When you go skydiving and pretend to be a Windrunner. Or when you are terrified of needles, but try to play it off like you're just worried about Hemallurgy. 1
Delightful Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 When you see something advertised as 'Cadmium service' and you start wondering if you fell into Scadrial, and whether cadmium is more valuable than gold and silver. (I don't quite remember it's Allomantic properties so....) 2
natc Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) When you see something advertised as 'Cadmium service' and you start wondering if you fell into Scadrial, and whether cadmium is more valuable than gold and silver. (I don't quite remember it's Allomantic properties so....) What do you mean you forgot Marasi's powers?!?They're not that useless Edited June 13, 2015 by natc 3
Allomancy she/her Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 When you start seeing the similarities between you and other characters, and make yourself act like that character. 1
Sirce Luckwielder he/him Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) When you get on an airplane and ask the person next to you if they have read Sanderson. I mean, you got several hours, you can either geek out with them the entire time or finally explain enough in one sitting to fully convert them. Edited June 13, 2015 by Sirce Luckwielder 13
Unknowingly he/him Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 When you get on an airplane and ask the person next to you if they have read Sanderson. I mean, you got several hours, you can either geek out with them the entire time or finally explain enough in one sitting to fully convert them. This is now what I will do in every plane ride I take that is more than two hours! 2
king of nowhere Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 when a girl gets bonus points with you for looking like shallan. no, not because shallan is pretty and her lookalike was also very pretty. she got bonus points for being pretty and she got more bonus points for looking like shallan. It's a pity she playes chess openings that i absolutely loathe to play. now i don't know if i love or hate her. 9
Brightness Random she/her Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when your friends are acting super competitive and you wonder if the Thrill of contest is getting to them. You know you're a Sanderfan when you're in a band and refer to any and all early morning rehearsals as "Bands of Morning". (Example: "I'll have to get up early tomorrow, I have Bands of Morning before school.") You know you have too much spare time on your hands when you realize that, after writing two books in the Stormlight Archive, Brandon Sanderson can safely be referred to as the Writer of Storms. 14
Emerald101 he/him Posted June 13, 2015 Posted June 13, 2015 You have a sword? You should bring it to a wedding. Fencing weapons don't get this kinda reaction? Nightblood is great as a melee weapon too though. I mean, a shardblade on crack is always a good thing to have. As long as you have enough breath. I wonder what the ref would do when I take a parry and the opponents blade just disintegrates . . . back on topic: When you decide not to name the foil because the only the manufactures know the right name for it. 4
Mistrunner Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 (edited) When you have actually been on 17th Shard when Kobold is off. Yes, this can actually happen. Apparently. Edited June 14, 2015 by mistrunner 11
Kairos Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 Fencing weapons don't get this kinda reaction? I wonder what the ref would do when I take a parry and the opponents blade just disintegrates . . . back on topic: When you decide not to name the foil because the only the manufactures know the right name for it. Hey, cool, another fencer. Most fantasy books ignore the fact that the hand is the easiest thing to hit with a weapon. Sanderson doesn't. It's really nice. 1
Kairos Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 About the whole cat naming thing? I got lucky, and was able to persuade my sisters, who have not read cosmere books, to name two of our four cats Kaladin, and Hoid. Later, after we left on vacation, who survived and stayed? Hoid and Kaladin. via Imgflip Meme Maker Also cat naming, my sister(a burgeoning Sanderfan), named our cat Anderson. Of course, I cannot resist adding an s to the beginning of his name.... 3
Xaladin he/him Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 When your system for classifying attractive women is very similar to David's system of classifying Epics 6
Kobold King he/him Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 When your system for classifying attractive women is very similar to David's system of classifying Epics So... a High Woman is a woman whose powers prevent her from being assassinated by conventional means? Good idea. That's an important consideration when picking out a soulmate. 13
Emerald101 he/him Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 Hey, cool, another fencer. Most fantasy books ignore the fact that the hand is the easiest thing to hit with a weapon. Sanderson doesn't. It's really nice. Foil, Epee, or Saber? I'm guessing Saber. I'd like to call myself an Epeeist, but I'm probably more of a Foilist because Epee events are almost non-existent in the Utah-southern Idaho division. On Topic: When you keep having to tell yourself that your en garde is NOT supposed to look like smokestance. 6
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 When you pass a tire store called "Larkin Tires" and do a double take. Every time. 6
Xaladin he/him Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 (edited) So... a High Woman is a woman whose powers prevent her from being assassinated by conventional means? Good idea. That's an important consideration when picking out a soulmate. Actually I call them Recogs and High Recogs (I have other classifications but this is the biggest one) I have a lot of trouble remembering people's faces, especially out of context. A Recog is a woman whose face I can remember. A High Recog is one of those (few) women whose face for some mysterious reason I learn quickly and don't have a problem remembering. While Recognizability does not seem directly correlated with general attractiveness, I usually find myself interested in High Recogs. Edited June 16, 2015 by Xaladin 4
Allomancy she/her Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you think that there might be creepy symbol headed. . . Things in your room, and hence you don't want to draw. 3
Kairos Posted June 16, 2015 Posted June 16, 2015 Foil, Epee, or Saber? I'm guessing Saber. I'd like to call myself an Epeeist, but I'm probably more of a Foilist because Epee events are almost non-existent in the Utah-southern Idaho division. On Topic: When you keep having to tell yourself that your en garde is NOT supposed to look like smokestance. My favourite is saber, but I do the most foil. Same sort of situation in my town. Pretty much all foil. And then get derailed trying to remember all stances, and how to apply the theory to fencing.., 3
Jeremy he/him Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 When you get ridiculously excited about 1%. (So giddy for more Stormlight!!!) 5
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