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When you think the Eleventh Doctor should carry around a vial of the Eleventh Metal, thereby creating the elevenest eleven that ever elevened.

Unless his companion was named Elevelyn the Eleventh, and they went to New New New New New New New New New New New York, and to the eleventh century, and...

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When your english teacher introduces 'serene' as a vocab word and you realise that whenever you see it on paper your mind automatically goes to Elantris rather then "calm or peaceful". Yeah, I'm so glad that I didn't have to say the definition in front of her. This is how I imagine it would go:

Her: Echo, give me the definition of serene.

Me: Er... an insanely awesome and genius Teoish princess who falls in love with a practically undead prince?

Her: *backs away slowly *

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When you develop a device that allows you to transport yourself into your favorite series and talk to the characters.

 

Oh, Kaladin and Shallan say hi everybody.  

WANT DEVICE.

GIVE NOW.

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When, while navigating the fascinating corridors of bureaucracy, you encounter interesting acronyms, such as A.T.I., leading you to form conspiracy theories. It's probably some top secret prescience or world destruction project that they're hiding behind an innocent tax-form.

Oh, no. The A.T.I. is just the Atium Tracking Inquisition. It's the ICE, HSI, and MOU's that you have to worry about.

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Oh, no. The A.T.I. is just the Atium Tracking Inquisition. It's the ICE, HSI, and MOU's that you have to worry about.

What about the ROUS's?

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when you want to travel to the future just to see the complete Stormlight Archive box set.

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when you want to travel to the future just to see the complete Stormlight Archive box set.

See? Heck, I'd steal it.

 

You know... if I couldn't buy it legitimately... yep... heh heh...

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See? Heck, I'd steal it.

 

You know... if I couldn't buy it legitimately... yep... heh heh...

:ph34r: :ph34r:

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See? Heck, I'd steal it.

You know... if I couldn't buy it legitimately... yep... heh heh...

Stealing a safe would be easier.

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You know you are a sanderfan when you keep finding similarities between yourself and the main character, and when you take the differences and change them

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You know you're a Sanderfan when you watch The Legend of Korra where they deal with the "Everstorm" and you are like "But it's supposed to be red!"

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You know you're a Sanderfan when you watch The Legend of Korra where they deal with the "Everstorm" and you are like "But it's supposed to be red!"

When you watch Legend of Korra and you hear Raava say

"We are bonded forever"

and squee.

Then start wondering about how all that stormlight is just leaking out of the portal.

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When the first thing you do when getting into the SLC airport is check for signed books. I don't even need to buy one, I just wanted to see if they were here at all since he put some of the shelves a couple weeks back.

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You know you are a Sanderfan when you no longer trust your school library because, well... Librarians! and then they do not have any Sanderson Books? they are trying to hide the truth I tell you! or they simply have terrible taste(i mean they do promote Percy Jackson as a great fantasy book for all ages...)

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You know you are a Sanderfan when you no longer trust your school library because, well... Librarians! and then they do not have any Sanderson Books? they are trying to hide the truth I tell you! or they simply have terrible taste(i mean they do promote Percy Jackson as a great fantasy book for all ages...)

The first series is good, but it's the sequel series that you have to watch out for.

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The first series is good, but it's the sequel series that you have to watch out for.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR A FANTASY SERIES.

grumble grumble <_<

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*sweats nervously*

 

I... erm... actually really liked both series...

 

*runs in opposite direction*

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