You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Mistrunner]

When you get in a Sanderson puns contest with a friend.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

When you realize that on a "what if" paper that asked what would happen if school didn't exist, you put "then education will go to the Voidbringers."  Only thing I could think of on that paper, and even other people who have READ that had no idea.   Shame.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When a piece of Sanderson's hair is the best thing you've ever picked up at a signing.

[Allomancy she/her]

Or when you wait in line for five hours to get ink on a paper.

Or when you tell someone that they are like a potato in a minefield.

Edited May 27, 2015 by Allomancy

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you dub your graphing calculator "Lightsong the mathematical" (Pure randomness. Don't ask.) 

Edited May 28, 2015 by Sarcasm

[Allomancy she/her]

Or when you speak you your sanderfan sibling in street dialect (street slang) to keep your parents from knowing what you are saying.

[Xaladin he/him]

When the most obvious way to leave yourself reminder notes is through 17thshard (because of how frequently you are on the website).

[Shattered he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you realize that you're obsessively keeping track of which terms are capitalized and which aren't.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

I just capitalize most of my nouns, just in case.   

[Sarcasm she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when the first question you ask a guy on a date is if he's ever pooped his pants before.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you buy a copy of WoK for your language arts/english teacher for teacher appreciation day

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

When you go to the beach, and all you can think about is the fact that you aren't reading White Sands right now.

Edited May 28, 2015 by The Crooked Warden

[mail-mi he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you decorate your Trek bucket like this: 

 

Edited April 20, 2016 by mail-mi

[Echo]

You know you're a sanderfan when you're on 17th Shard. At school. In the middle of class.

Ah, the last days of school. I love it how the teachers don't care about what you do. Also, for the record, I am done with everything I needed to do in class, so the teacher is letting us 'waste time'... not that being on 17th Shard is wasting time, of course.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you go to a different country that doesn't speak English and decide to get a copy of WoR in that language.  I really want to do that, by the way!

[Silverblade5 he/him]

You know you're a sanderfan when you're on 17th Shard. At school. In the middle of class.

Ah, the last days of school. I love it how the teachers don't care about what you do. Also, for the record, I am done with everything I needed to do in class, so the teacher is letting us 'waste time'... not that being on 17th Shard is wasting time, of course.

Me right now  

Edited May 28, 2015 by Silverblade5

[natc]

I spent my last semester of high school playing board games with people during study hall. And I had a lot of study halls.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

I spent my last semester of high school playing board games with people during study hall. And I had a lot of study halls.

Really? Was it the Mistborn Adventure Game by any chance?

[Delightful]

You know you're a sanderfan when you decorate your Trek bucket like this:

What's the bucket for? Besides the obvious collecting Allomantic metals?

[mail-mi he/him]

What's the bucket for? Besides the obvious collecting Allomantic metals?

I have a 4 day trek through Wyoming to honor the Mormon pioneers, and the bucket is my stool and my suitcase.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you attach an image of Sanderson to your fan

[Xaladin he/him]

When you attach an image of Sanderson to your fan

That means your fan is a Sanderfan. Does that make it a Sanderfanfan?

Edit:

Is a Sanderfanfan a fan that is also a Sanderfan or is it a fan of a Sanderfan? But of course it is that, because it is your fan! It's your Sanderfan's fan, which is also a Sanderfan, so it's a Sanderfansanderfan

Edit:

Are your a fan of Sanderfans? Then you are a Sanderfanfan. You should put a picture of yourself on your fan. Then it's a fan displaying a fan of fans of fans of ... of fans of Sanderfans. Sanderson is now pushed to the end of an infinite chain.

Edited May 28, 2015 by Xaladin

[Kobold King he/him]

When you attach an image of Sanderson to your fan

 

In an alternate universe:

 

You know you're a Sander-fan when there's a picture of Brandon Sanderson glued to your base.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

In an alternate universe:

 

You know you're a Sander-fan when there's a picture of Brandon Sanderson glued to your base.

You know you're a Sanderfan when you dress up as him for halloween

[Allomancy she/her]

When you wonder if anyone around you is a kandra.

Or when you wish you had a coppermind for your upcoming exams.

Or when you are sooooooooooo excited that school is out so you can spend more time reading Sanderson's books.