Sarcasm Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you break your kindle after hurling it at the wall and cursing Brandon after the Twist at the end of WOR , and sprain your wrist punching the wall, demanding that Brandon publish Stones Unhallowed immediately. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you're reading/posting/theorizing while having sex Is that a phone/tablet, or are you just happy to see me? It's a phone. Now go away. I hate to double post, but WHAT? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you'd rather be doing something sanderson related than having sex. "Mommy, how are babies made?" "Well you see, when Daddy's Kindle battery goes out and he can't find any of his hardcover copies..." 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirce Luckwielder Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you know you'd be a terrible Mistborn because you are always losing your change. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you know you'd be a terrible Mistborn because you are always losing your change. When you think the same due to not even having any change. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you try to make chouta. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 You know when you're a sanderfan when you never skip to the back of book, because there might be a page devoted to telling you off about doing so. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you consider sand to be magical. . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when your sister (the Leky Stick, thanks for that, Xaladin!) suddenly decides to read the Mistborn books and go on the 17th Shard merely because you have made such a big deal about reading the books. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 It's not just mistborn. Sheesh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Gah! Accidentally double posted, sorry. I don't really know how to fix that, either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Or when you wear shorts under your dress. . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) um, Allomancy, just so you know, you should not double post. If you need to, you can edit using the edit button. Edited May 26, 2015 by Elsecaller3414 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Yeah. Edited May 27, 2015 by Allomancy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 SORRY! Not used to this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Urg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Welcome, Allomancy . Don't worry, that happens to everyone at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you wonder what would happen if you were transported to Alethkar, because you're a lighteyes but your safehand is uncovered. It would be quite a confusing experience. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) When you wonder what would happen if you were transported to Alethkar, because you're a lighteyes but your safehand is uncovered. It would be quite a confusing experience.Or a fatal one o_O Edited May 26, 2015 by Delightful 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattemer Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 When you get sad because you can't read anything new until October... and then you realize there are novellas coming out every week... and that all your friends have to wait until 2019. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) You know you're a Sanderfan when you comb through every dialogue that Wit and Shallan has ever spoken for better comebacks. And then that awkward moment when your friends have no idea what a "chull" or "cremling" is, and think that you're stupid. Which i'm not. I think. Edited May 27, 2015 by Sarcasm 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 You are not stupid. Trust me. You know you're a Sanderfan when you go through crowds and feel self-conscious because your safehand is uncovered, and you don't have any metals, and you realize that you have no glyphwards just in case something bad happens. Or a Shardblade. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 And then after you feel all confident, you trip, and Alcatraz comes walking through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phattemer Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) And when you don't hit the ground, you realize he broke gravity again. How do you do a spoiler tag? Edited May 27, 2015 by phattemer 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) I just realized that I can name most of the characters that we know of in the Cosmere... and spoiler tags... write [ spoiler ] but without space, then write what you want, then [ /spoiler ]. Also without space. you're welcome. Edited May 27, 2015 by Elsecaller3414 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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