You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you become a bronny based solely on the words of fellow sandetrsonfans/sharders.

[Allomancy she/her]

Or just simply when you go on this topic and reply over and over and over and over.

[mail-mi he/him]

When you've successfully managed to convert your girlfriend to sandersonism, so much so that she tells you "you know, if we get married I wouldn't mind naming our first son Tien. I really like that name," and you completely agree.

(Yes, this did actually happen. )

Edited May 31, 2015 by mail-mi

[Allomancy she/her]

that rocks.

[Shattered he/him]

that rocks.

 

Did you mean it numuhukumakiaki'aialunamors?

[quinn]

when you buy the first Alcatraz book from a library that was trying to get rid of it.

[+Slowswift]

when you buy the first Alcatraz book from a library that was trying to get rid of it.

 

...why, why would any library rid its shelves of Sanderson?

[Silverblade5 he/him]

...why, why would any library rid its shelves of Sanderson?

Because the cake is a lie. IT'S ALL A LIE!!!

[mail-mi he/him]

...why, why would any library rid its shelves of Sanderson?

It's the Liebrarians! They're trying to stop us from discovering the truth!

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

when you buy the first Alcatraz book from a library that was trying to get rid of it.

Am I the only one that thought of Alcatraz ( Librarians)

[Bort he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when during a lightning storm, you watch out of your window, in the hopes of seeing Kaladin fly past, or maybe the Stormfather.

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you think those little dancing specks in front of your eyes might just be windspren.

[Shattered he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you think those little dancing specks in front of your eyes might just be windspren.

 

Psh. Those are obviously lifespren.

[Sarcasm she/her]

I always fancy that I can see awesomespren around me... 

[Allomancy she/her]

You know you are a Sanderfan when you always have a Sanderson book in a 10 ft radius from you.

Or when you swear there is always a tin eye watching you.

[Paranoid King he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you go on a pioneer trek and all you can think about is how you wish the original pioneers were pewterarms

Edited June 1, 2015 by Paranoid King

[Bort he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you go on a pioneer trek and all you can think about is how you wish the original pioneers were pewterarms

 

Or, you go on a pioneer trek and wonder how easily the feruchemist packmen could clear the path, and when you are going to reach the Well of Ascension.

[Moonskin she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you consider creating a 52^nd character in World of warcraft called Adolin, just to provide a “son” to your paladin named Blackthørn ^^’’

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you invent the self driving car just so you can read more Sanderson

[Bort he/him]

Ah, that's why Google are working on driverless cars.

[Dankworth he/him]

When you call burritos "baywraps" and chicken "exotic chicken from Shinovar."

 Or think of parrots as smart green chickens from Shinovar.

Edited June 1, 2015 by Dankworth

[Xaladin he/him]

When your niece's name is Evelyn, but you think of her as Elevelyn both because you think the number 11 is cool and because Elevelyn sounds Rosharan.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

When you start a twenty questions thread just for Sanderson

[Delightful]

When your niece's name is Evelyn, but you think of her as Elevelyn both because you think the number 11 is cool and because Elevelyn sounds Rosharan.

When you're thinking of the Eleventh Metal as you read this.

[Kobold King he/him]

When you're thinking of the Eleventh Metal as you read this.

 

When you think the Eleventh Doctor should carry around a vial of the Eleventh Metal, thereby creating the elevenest eleven that ever elevened.

[Curiosity he/him]

When, while navigating the fascinating corridors of bureaucracy, you encounter interesting acronyms, such as A.T.I., leading you to form conspiracy theories. It's probably some top secret prescience or world destruction project that they're hiding behind an innocent tax-form.