Popular Post Kobold King he/him Posted June 10, 2015 Popular Post Posted June 10, 2015 I'd advise not using "Black Magic." Use Old Magic. Way cooler if you ask me. Though the boon might have some interesting side effects on your social life. Can confirm. Wished for upvotes, now have a platypus fused to my left elbow. 3/10, would not make pacts with dark entities I don't understand again. 25
SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 Can confirm. Wished for upvotes, now have a platypus fused to my left elbow. That is the opposite of a problem. 10
Bort he/him Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 That is the opposite of a problem. Only when the platypus isn't hungry. 4
Mistrunner Posted June 10, 2015 Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) I'd advise not using "Black Magic." Use Old Magic. Way cooler if you ask me. Though the boon might have some interesting side effects on your social life. Who cares about social life? I am the Awkwardmother. I am the meaning of antisocial. ...I am very proud of my new title, if you haven't noticed. Back on topic... again. When your thought process goes like this: So someone says "Someone keeps slamming a door. That's rude." The wind was slamming the door Wind=breeze breeze=Breeze Breeze is rude "Well, he isn't that bad." Edited June 10, 2015 by mistrunner 6
Surgebound Rainspren he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 When you wonder if you should start keeping obsidian dagger under your pillow! You know...just in case 3
Delightful Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Just don't shred your pillow in your sleep. That may become....problematic.
Bort he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Especially when the Stormfather gets his claws on the fragments of pillow and scatters them like splinters of a Shard. 1
Emerald101 he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) When you decide to name your foil (see; fencing weapon) Nightblood, and then realize you can't because you're not allowed to throw your weapon during a bout. Especially funny because the foil in question has a black blade and grip, a red pad, and a super shiny silver guard. edit: capitalization Edited June 11, 2015 by Emerald101 10
Mystique Chameleon Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you try to break an awkward silence by talking about Brandon Sanderson and the silence gets even more awkward. 6
Unknowingly he/him Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you try to break an awkward silence by talking about Brandon Sanderson and the silence gets even more awkward. My Friends aren't readers and i reference Brandon at least once a day. They hate it, I love it 5
Brightness Random she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) You know you're a Sanderfan when you're on a hike and think "Well this is exhausting," before a part of your brain says "At least you're not carrying a bridge!" and you think "Definitely. I'd hate being a bridgeman." and then continue on your merry way. When you begin analyzing your friends to figure out which kandra blessings they have. (Yeah, she has the blessing of potency for sure.) When the most terrifying part of getting back from a vacation is having to catch up with everything you missed on 17th Shard. Seeing my inbox kinda makes me wish I subscribed to less topics... (But not really. They're all awesome.) Edited June 11, 2015 by Brightness Random 8
+Slowswift Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 When the most terrifying part of getting back from a vacation is having to catch up with everything you missed on 17th Shard. Seeing my inbox kinda makes me wish I subscribed to less topics... (But not really. They're all awesome.) Oh man. Getting back on this site after being gone for two years is gonna suck. 2
Brightness Random she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Do you mind if I ask where you'll be?
+Slowswift Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 Do you mind if I ask where you'll be? In a year or two I hope to be on a mission for the LDS church. 8
Brightness Random she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 That's awesome! I have a brother leaving to serve a lds mission in a month. On topic, you know you're a Sanderfan when your copy of Elantris is a necessity for any trip where you'll be sitting still for more than ten minutes. 7
Allomancy she/her Posted June 11, 2015 Posted June 11, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you hold a sword that is up to your chin from the ground, then think,"ooh. I'm like Bastille " That type of sword is fun. 2
Mistrunner Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you hold a sword that is up to your chin from the ground, then think,"ooh. I'm like Bastille " That type of sword is fun. You have a sword? You should bring it to a wedding. 4
Xaladin he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 That's awesome! I have a brother leaving to serve a lds mission in a month. On topic, you know you're a Sanderfan when your copy of Elantris is a necessity for any trip where you'll be sitting still for more than ten minutes. When I was going on a road trip (a total of some 24 hours on the road) with my sister and I discovered she had a copy of Words of Radiance she wasn't reading, I absolutely forbade her storing it in the trunk. It was Reread time. 2
Silverblade5 he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 When you hack the site to boost Brandon's rep level. 2
Alvron Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 When you have an e-reader dedicated solely to Brandons books and you take it everywhere just in case you get a couple of minutes to read. 2
Silverblade5 he/him Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 When you decide that Sheogoroth must be Hoid in disguise. 1
natc Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 When you decide to name your foil (see; fencing weapon) Nightblood, and then realize you can't because you're not allowed to throw your weapon during a bout. Especially funny because the foil in question has a black blade and grip, a red pad, and a super shiny silver guard. edit: capitalization Nightblood is great as a melee weapon too though. I mean, a shardblade on crack is always a good thing to have. As long as you have enough breath. 3
Titan Arum Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 When you're looking at a large stash of electrum coins in Turkey from the 5th century BC and your first thought is if the alloy is correct for allomantic burning: 45% gold and 55% silver. 7
Moonskin she/her Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 When you make the Snoopy dance because the copy of Steelhart that your ordered 3 weeks ago is here, at last ! (Of course, I already have Firefight for 3 weeks, just to make the wait seem even longer ) 1
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