emilylime she/her Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when Navi is your spren and the Master Sword is your shardblade 8
Silverblade5 he/him Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Fine. When you start a trend that ends up getting its own sub forum.
Allomancy she/her Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 When yo spend a lot of time trying to find the origin of Sanderson's character's names 2
Moonskin she/her Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 When you watch a documentary on the Alska and the speaker talks about "the worst storm ever seen in Alaska", you can't help but thinking "wait 'til you get to Roshar" 7
Delightful Posted July 4, 2015 Posted July 4, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you're family is at the dinner table talking about how you're brother had a rock for a best friend when he was 3. And you sit there thinking, "but Kaladin has a Rock for a best friend. . . "But....but....Tien!So a little kid was going around duck-duck-goose style with the phrase "Apple on a stick/makes me sick" and I soooo wanted to say "but what if I Am A Stick?" but I couldn't because it would just be too confusing for her. And then I thought of posting it here. So. Sanderfan right here. 3
Titan Arum Posted July 4, 2015 Posted July 4, 2015 This one's a little weird, but bear with it... When you're dreaming and in your dream you're doing an expense report for a work trip and the name of the hotel you stayed at is "Hotel Kobold King". I guess I'm on these forums a wee bit too much! 11
Kobold King he/him Posted July 4, 2015 Posted July 4, 2015 This one's a little weird, but bear with it... When you're dreaming and in your dream you're doing an expense report for a work trip and the name of the hotel you stayed at is "Hotel Kobold King". I guess I'm on these forums a wee bit too much! Hope you enjoyed your stay! 7
Titan Arum Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Hope you enjoyed your stay! I assume it was good. Your hotel is expensive too! $249 a night. Thankfully work is covering the bill. When you're on the 17th Shard at 9 pm instead of on the National Mall watching the fireworks by the Washington Monument (I live in DC about a mile away from the Mall). Because 17th > fireworks. Granted, fireworks are pretty cool. And I saw them on the Mall last year : Edited July 5, 2015 by Titan Arum 5
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 Oh dear, I don't remember if I stated this earlier, but I am a Sanderfan because I avoid strawberry jam like the plague... that one chapter in Way of Kings totally ruined it for me. 12
Kobold King he/him Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 I assume it was good. Your hotel is expensive too! $249 a night. Thankfully work is covering the bill. In my defense, a lot of my capital goes to the Kobold Fund for Downvoted Orphans. 10
Young Bard he/him Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 When no-one dares to question Sanderson in your presence, for fear of swift and dire retaliation. Hence why I don't have many friends. 4
Popular Post +Slowswift Posted July 5, 2015 Popular Post Posted July 5, 2015 When this conversation actually happened: {insert discussion on dental things here} Me: I am offend! Cousin: What? Me: I am very offend! Cousin: Ok then.... Me: You agree? Bad teeth? Cousin: No! I've never even paid attention to your teeth Me: I am offend. Cousin: Seriously Me: No apologize! Boots! Cousin: Sneakers! Me: You will apology with boots. Cousin: I have no idea what you're saying... And I never insulted you. Cousin: Not intentionally, anyways. Me: You insult! I will tell all who are to listen! I will say, "[name] is stealer of boots and stealer of vesture!" Cousin: Um.... Cousin: Right. You do that. 25
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 When you think that conversation is normal. 3
Delightful Posted July 5, 2015 Posted July 5, 2015 I'm honestly impressed by the "sneakers!" That's much more creative than "waaaaaa????" 7
Bort he/him Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 When you spend an entire thunderstorm trying to calm the kitten down by telling him 'It's ok. The Stormfather may be nuts, but he;s generally friendly'. I didn't work, and now the kitten has declared war on my toes 14
RandomRevival he/him Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 When you desesperately try to adquire a BIG fear in hopes of calamity arriving and giving you powas. 2
Xaladin he/him Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 Last 4th of July I was reading in Words of Radiance The Middlefest chapter with Shallan. Fitting, isn't it? Memories. 3
Sarcasm she/her Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) When you spend 10 hours straight on the 17th Shard catching up to your 2000 or so notifications. And you enjoy every second of it. Edited July 6, 2015 by Sarcasm 5
Allomancy she/her Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 When you are wearing your "I am a stick" shirt and you feel guilty that you are carving a stick. 3
Blaze1616 he/him Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) When you spend 10 hours straight on the 17th Shard catching up to your 2000 or so notifications. The most I've ever had was after being gone for a full week, and there were 1277 notifications. A close second was after an apparently prolific weekend where I had 1066 notifications. Edited July 6, 2015 by Blaze1616
Sarcasm she/her Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 When you have a bad day and you turn to the 17th Shard before talking to your family. Though, to be honest, the 17th Shard is my family. Sorry. I'm in a rather strange mood. It must be the relentless rain. The Weeping has started. 13
king of nowhere Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 When this conversation actually happened: {insert discussion on dental things here} Me: I am offend! Cousin: What? Me: I am very offend! Cousin: Ok then.... Me: You agree? Bad teeth? Cousin: No! I've never even paid attention to your teeth Me: I am offend. Cousin: Seriously Me: No apologize! Boots! Cousin: Sneakers! Me: You will apology with boots. Cousin: I have no idea what you're saying... And I never insulted you. Cousin: Not intentionally, anyways. Me: You insult! I will tell all who are to listen! I will say, "[name] is stealer of boots and stealer of vesture!" Cousin: Um.... Cousin: Right. You do that. When you try to get more people to read sanderso so you can have conversations like that with them. it's no satisfaction to have it ith someone who does not understand. 8
Sarcasm she/her Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 When you try to get more people to read sanderso so you can have conversations like that with them. it's no satisfaction to have it ith someone who does not understand. As I so frequently say, "Ignorant airsick lowlanders" 11
Silverblade5 he/him Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 When you have a bad day and you turn to the 17th Shard before talking to your family. Though, to be honest, the 17th Shard is my family. Sorry. I'm in a rather strange mood. It must be the relentless rain. The Weeping has started. I can name at least five people off the top of my head that are like this.
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