Mistrunner Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) When you go around and try to figure out how you would steelpush yourself to a certain area. "Lets see, I could push against that thing to get onto the roof, but if I was Mistborn I could just lurch myself to that thing...." Or when you are faced with a problem and your first thought is to solve it with one of the magics in Cosmere. "Those certainly are a lot of boxes. Too bad nobody else came to help us move." "No problem! Let's just call up a feruchemist! Then they can lift all the boxes in with super strength! Or maybe a Lifeless could do it all for us. Or we could have a Windrunner lash them to the back of the truck! Or even the ceiling! The boxes might be a little destroyed, yes, but think of the spectacle, Robert, the spectacle." Edited June 29, 2015 by Mistrunner 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 (edited) When you start looking down on your brother, because he has brown eyes. When you get super annoyed at your friends for not getting it, when you randomly say rutabaga. Hey Elsecaller, if you live here in Utah, you should come to the BYU cosmere club tonight! Here's the details.Urgh! I wish I could go to college 4 years early just for that!!! Edited June 28, 2015 by The Honor Spren 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 When you make up David-worthy metaphors (similes?). Even if they're not really on purpose... Things like "It's like playing a platypus in chess" and "Famous singers are like name-brand macaroni." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 "Those certainly are a lot of boxes. Too bad nobody else came to help us move." "No problem! Let's just call up a feruchemist! Then they can lift all the boxes in with super strength! Or maybe a Lifeless could do it all for us. Or we could have a Windrunner lash them to the back of the truck! Or even the ceiling! The boxes might be a little destroyed, yes, but think of the spectacle, Robert, the spectacle." My first thought was to burn pewter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) @ Honor Spren, my younger brother does that to me. My younger brother. On topic, when you have a pet stick instead of a pet rock. Edited June 29, 2015 by The Crooked Warden 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dankworth Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) When everyone is taking different routes back to the parking lot and someone says "Well, I guess it doesn't matter which way we go; they'll all get us there." your first thought is "But...but...the First Ideal...'Journey before destination'." Really happened on the way out of a restaurant yesterday. Edited June 29, 2015 by Dankworth 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Nice Dankworth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 From now on I'll think of the Roughs and how Wax met Lessie when I see giraffes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller3414 Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I was talking to my mom the other day about Cosmere stuff on the way to some place or another, and I guess I went in way over her head, because the look she gave me after was like this: , then like this . She's even read all the books! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 When you finish your reread of almost every Sanderson book you own and now you have no idea what to read until Stormlight 3 comes out. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you interpret people's emotions by their hair color.(but you realize that they aren't royal, so. . . It doesn't work) >w< 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookspren Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 When your boyfriend's bad puns remind you of Kaladin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 When your boyfriend's bad puns remind you of Kaladin. Personally, I think Stormlight puns Rock. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Personally, I think Stormlight puns Rock. Oh... no. Can we please not? We already have a Sanderson puns thread, do we really need to derail this one too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted June 29, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Oh... no. Can we please not? We already have a Sanderson puns thread, do we really need to derail this one too? OK, OK, I'll stop. 'Cos mere puns aren't worth Ruining a friendship. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Oh... no. Can we please not? We already have a Sanderson puns thread, do we really need to derail this one too? Well duh. Don't be such a stick in the sand. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) OK, OK, I'll stop. 'Cos mere puns aren't worth Ruining a friendship. Well duh. Don't be such a stick in the sand. Edited June 29, 2015 by Slowswift 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Edited June 29, 2015 by Mistrunner 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) OK, OK, I'll stop. 'Cos mere puns aren't worth Ruining a friendship. You better Honor that agreement Kobold. Edited June 30, 2015 by natc 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Is that the 10th Dr? Mistrunner, are you a whovian? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Is that the 10th Dr? Mistrunner, are you a whovian? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomRevival Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Woah! Would you look at this! Another place in wich i can get easy upvotes! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan you when you wonder which Cosmere characters would be the best wrestlers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) When you finish your reread of almost every Sanderson book you own and now you have no idea what to read until Stormlight 3 comes out. This is easy... REREAD #27!!! Is that the 10th Dr? Mistrunner, are you a whovian? Mistrunner, I've already told you, it's Spoilers... SWEETIE!!! Edited June 30, 2015 by Bort 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you think, "oooo! A rithmatist!!!" When someone draws with chalk. And then you are disappointed when you realize that the drawings don't move. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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