You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Delightful]

You know you're a sanderfan when you wish you could just have your birthday party on the forums, where everyone would exchange virtual cakes.

Cakes plural? Edited August 4, 2015 by Delightful

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Cakes plural?

Of course. How else would it be done?

When "Spiking" in Volleyball takes on a whole other meaning. . .

Edited August 4, 2015 by The Honor Spren

[The Sovereign]

Of course. How else would it be done?

When "Spiking" in Volleyball takes on a whole other meaning.

 

That was mortifying.

Edit: Why do you hate me phone? I'm nice to you, I don't even drop you... usually...

Edited August 4, 2015 by Iron Eyes

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you puncture your opponents glove in fencing, make him bleed, and then realize that ruin might've aimed your thrust and that your foil is definitely a hemalurgic spike now. Which is definitely a plus because it makes those notoriously annoying coinshot/lurcher fencers easier to beat.

[Curiosity he/him]

When (after a small error with stage makeup) your mom says "Oh, look, my hand is grey," and you feel a surge of genuine panic.

[natc]

When (after a small error with stage makeup) your mom says "Oh, look, my hand is grey," and you feel a surge of genuine panic.

When you start thinking how it'd be useful to be able to magically invoke genuine panic.

[Bort he/him]

When you visit Brandon's web store to buy $75 worth of clothing, and you seriously consider that $160 shipping may not be too much to finally get your very own 8-bit Szeth t-shirt.

[Mistrunner]

When you help someone move and you find a stick. And you begin this monologue, even though you know no one around you has read Words of Radiance.

"GASP! It's a stick! Look! It's a stick! I am a stick. I am a stick. It won't become fire, if that's what your asking... it's a stick. It's definitely a stick, no fire allowed. Nope, it won't become fire."

 

This went on for about ten minutes. My friends are used to this, and basically ignored me throughout.

[Delightful]

When you help someone move and you find a stick. And you begin this monologue, even though you know no one around you has read Words of Radiance.

"GASP! It's a stick! Look! It's a stick! I am a stick. I am a stick. It won't become fire, if that's what your asking... it's a stick. It's definitely a stick, no fire allowed. Nope, it won't become fire."

This went on for about ten minutes. My friends are used to this, and basically ignored me throughout.

Good friends

[Xaladin he/him]

When you attune the Rhythm of Peace.

Confessions:

What I do has the effect described but I actually call it being "on the reset engine." The music in my head almost entirely determines what mood I am in.

[Bort he/him]

When you are playing a game, and you see in Help Chat, someone asking "What is SA?" and your first thought is "Stormlight Archives, of course."

[The Honor Spren she/her]

When this is your alarm to wake up in the morning:

[Allomancy she/her]

Mistrunner, you changed your ... is it called ..., well, the picture that helps identify you. Anyways, you know you are a sanderfan when you notice when people change their picture thingie, and you are late to notice because you were on a vacation. . .

[Kairos]

When you realise that Groot is obviously from Roshar, and he's a Type IV BioChromatic Entity that isn't a sword.

[Adamir he/him]

When the phrase "Read MIstborn" turns from a suggestion into a greeting with non-Sanderfan members of your immediate family due to its sheer frequency of use.

Edited August 7, 2015 by Adamir

[The Sovereign]

When you realise that Groot is obviously from Roshar, and he's a Type IV BioChromatic Entity that isn't a sword.

Does he have the command "You are Groot"?

"Would you like to Be Groot today?"

Edited August 7, 2015 by Iron Eyes

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you're playing dodgeball, and you can't stop thinking how great it'd be to be Fortuity right then. Or maybe Kaladin. 

 

When you're playing Salad (read: a card game similar to hearts) and you can't stop wishing you could tap luck.

[Allomancy she/her]

You know you are a sanderfan when you do a double take because somebody looked like Brandon Sanderson from a distance., and you are bummed when you look harder and see that he isn't Brandon Sanderson.

[Kairos]

Does he have the command "You are Groot"?

"Would you like to Be Groot today?"

I rather think the Awakener got overloaded by sheer willpower from the original subject.

"I am a Stick." "You're a root!" "I am a Stick." "Grow!"(That was the Command.) "I am Groot."

[Kairos]

I rather think the Awakener got overloaded by sheer willpower from the original subject.

"I am a Stick." "You're a root!" "I am a Stick." "Grow!"(That was the Command.) "I am Groot."

On second thought, maybe he's just Stick's cousin.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you find out that Brandon promised one of your neighbors a copy of a book before it comes out, and you are really jealous because you want to become a beta reader or something and can't figure out how. (stops for breath, decides not to continue)

[Delightful]

mistborn 3 spoiler

When you wonder what happens when the One Ring is hemalurgically charged

[The Sovereign]

mistborn 3 spoiler

When you wonder what happens when the One Ring is hemalurgically charged

Slowswift disappoves of your shenanigans.

 

[+Slowswift]

Slowswift disappoves of your shenanigans.

 

Do I?   

Edited August 10, 2015 by Slowswift

[The Sovereign]

Do I?   

While typing that post I had actually wondered if you would see it.