picksupchickens he/him Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) Pattern is a Cryptic. Sticks can be cryptic. Sicks are made of wood. Chairs can also be made of wood. I painted my chair yellow. True story. Pattern is a Cryptic. Sticks can be cryptic. Therefore, Pattern is a stick. Edited August 27, 2015 by picksupchickens 3
vatsan16 Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you keep spelling the angular measure radians as radiants or radiance :| 6
Awesomness Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) You know you are a Sanderfan when you blame everything on the spren. Specially those particularly bothersome as the AutocorrectionSpren, TimeSpren, TrafficSpren, WasteSpren, LowBatterySpren... and so on... Edited August 27, 2015 by Awesomness 9
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) You know you're a Sanderfan when you play Werewolves and you are the Spellcaster, but you keep calling it the Soulcaster. No joke. And a bonus: the character on the card had red hair and blue eyes, like Shallan. Edited August 27, 2015 by Elsecaller3414 2
Zathoth Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you blame everything on the spren. Specially those particularly bothersome as the AutocorrectionSpren, TimeSpren, TrafficSpren, WasteSpren, LowBatterySpren... and so on... You know you are a Sanderfan when you think this is a great idea and decide to start doing it. You know you are a Sanderfan when you have completely stopped using normal swear words and instead use Storms, Rust, Colors, Sparks or just make up new ones. You know you are a Sanderfan when you spent 30 minutes coming up with hemalurgical creations you think would be really cool. 7
Kobold King he/him Posted August 27, 2015 Posted August 27, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you spent 30 minutes coming up with hemalurgical creations you think would be really cool. You know you're a meta-Sanderfan when your first thought is "Found the Dark Alley agent." 5
Ookla the Absent Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 You know you're a meta-Sanderfan when your first thought is "Found the Dark Alley agent." When that's where your thoughts go when you hear the word "cookies" 6
Paragrin she/her Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 When you mentally use "lighteyes" to refer to Scadrialan nobility >.< 2
Awesomness Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you discover you have spent the last 30 minutes creating the perfect speech to persuade some friend to read something from Sanderson -and thinking with which book he/she should start- and become a Sanderfan. You also know you are a Sanderfan when you keep coming back to some Sanderbook (why not?) in your thought even when it was a lifetime since you read it last time. Another clue is when someone attacks your favorite Sandercharacter and you take it deeply personal... 3
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Another clue is when someone attacks your favorite Sandercharacter and you take it deeply personal... so true, though. I found another person that reads the Stormlight Archive today, and I think my eyes were about to pop out of my head, they were bulging so badly. She's my new favorite person. Well, favorite person that isn't on the Shard. Edited August 28, 2015 by Elsecaller3414 3
Allomancy she/her Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 When you are looking for lost metal things and wished you could use Allomantic powers. OOORRRR. . . when you want to read WoR for english, because there is a page requirement, and that would help with the amount of pages you read. 3
Ookla the Absent Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 When you are looking for lost metal things and wished you could use Allomantic powers. All. The. Time. Also opening doors. 4
Allomancy she/her Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 All. The. Time. Also opening doors. or unlocking doors............ 1
TCshard Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you play Werewolves and you are the Spellcaster, but you keep calling it the Soulcaster. No joke. And a bonus: the character on the card had red hair and blue eyes, like Shallan. You know you are a Sanderfan when you instantly read spellcaster as soulcaster before actually realizing its spellcaster. 2
Vauhsoj he/him Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 When you are looking for lost metal things and wished you could use Allomantic powers. Or when you are pushing in carts at the grocery store. My job would be a lot easier if I was a lurcher. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Or when you are pushing in carts at the grocery store. My job would be a lot easier if I was a lurcher. If I were a Coinshot, I'd do all my shopping from inside the cart. I'd just Push on the front to propel myself through the store like a go-kart. 4
The Sovereign Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) If I were a Coinshot, I'd do all my shopping from inside the cart. I'd just Push on the front to propel myself through the store like a go-kart. First off this is amazing. Yes, yes, all the way yes! Also, I made the mistake of googling "Shopping cart go cart", I was rewarded with this: How can someone ride in that and not have an ear to ear smile? This guy shakes my already small amount of faith in humanity. Edited August 28, 2015 by Iron Eyes 6
Mestiv he/him Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 If I were a Coinshot, I'd do all my shopping from inside the cart. I'd just Push on the front to propel myself through the store like a go-kart. That wouldn't work you may as well push on the front eith your legs. However, it you pushed on the other carts and shelves, you would move 2
Curiosity he/him Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 When nerd dyslexia momentarily makes a "Chasmfiends" section in the newspapers appear. Just the Classifieds. *sigh* 4
picksupchickens he/him Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 When you name your new phone Dalinar. My phone is named Stick. Sorry You know you're a Sanderfan when you add Sanderfan to the dictionary to avoid those red squiggly underlines. Or any other Sanderson word. 4
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 When nerd dyslexia momentarily makes a "Chasmfiends" section in the newspapers appear. Just the Classifieds. *sigh* nerd dyslexia is so real though. Happens to me all the time! 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 When you are sick, and post on the Shard instead of taking your meds. 3
Xaladin he/him Posted August 29, 2015 Posted August 29, 2015 (edited) You know you are a Sanderfan when you think this is a great idea and decide to start doing it. You know you are a Sanderfan when you have completely stopped using normal swear words and instead use Storms, Rust, Colors, Sparks or just make up new ones. You know you are a Sanderfan when you spent 30 minutes coming up with hemalurgical creations you think would be really cool. I have made a few myself. The most prominent is probably "busy," usu. followed by "rats" or "beaver," and sometimes used as an adjective. Aleph omega" and "aleph lamda" are favorites also. Yes, I am a nerd. emphasis added in quote. Edited August 29, 2015 by Xaladin 4
Ookla the Absent Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 You know you are a Sanderfan when you spent 30 minutes coming up with hemalurgical creations you think would be really cool. My favourite are the Mistborn Murder Sheep. 4
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