You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[The Honor Spren she/her]

When you get really sad, because a you know your friend will never understand the reference you make in this text message:

[Evil_Reptile]

You know you're a Sanderfan when there's an Alethi alphabet cipher sitting on your desk.

[Herald he/him]

When you use "Storms" to swear or "Oh Stormfather!" to exclaim and when you always discuss Stormlight Archive and Cosmere theories with your friend every weekend for few hours.

Edited September 7, 2015 by Jezerezeh'Elin

[Mashadar Mistborn he/him]

When on a chemistry test you read the words "rusting reaction" and have to read it three times before you realize that your chemistry teacher isn't cursing the reaction.

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when there's an Alethi alphabet cipher sitting on your desk.

Ooh!  I so want one of those!

 

Also, you know you're a sanderfan when you stay up late at night thinking about how going into Shadesmar during a storming battle would not be safe in the very least, because of the "harmmore" painspren.

 

And when you curse the storming autocorrect because it doesn't know what you're talking about in the first place.

[Delightful]

When your scribbles always seem to end up of Shallan and Pattern with "hmmmm liessss" scribbled in a corner for anyone to find.

[Titan Arum]

When your four fantasy football teams are called the following:

 

1) Bridge 4

2) Airsick Lowlanders

3) Koloss Blooded

4) Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor

 

If I were to have a fifth team this year, it would've been called Patji's Finger

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

When you ride a horse and call it Dreamstorm.

[Brightness Random she/her]

When you're having trouble focusing on a discussion on epigenetics in biology because you keep hearing "Epic genetics" and start thinking about the Reckoners and Epic derived technology.

And then when you finally figure out how it works, mentally label epigenetics "the science behind Firstborn" and spend the rest of the day trying to convince your friends to read one of Brandon's short stories.

True story. 

Edited September 8, 2015 by Brightness Random

[Curious Anamaximder he/him]

When you try to upvote other people in emails.

[Adamir he/him]

When you know more about the Cosmere than your exam subjects.

[Mashadar Mistborn he/him]

When your notes for The Crucible are titled "What Happened In Salem."

[Emerald101 he/him]

When you successfully convert 9 people to sandersonism, and get 4 more interested in the 17th shard.

[Allomancy she/her]

One of my best friends is reading WoK!!! For the first time!!! Now she will understand my stick shirt!!

[Hoid Is Dead]

You know you're a  sanderfan when you smile when you see a stick.

[Emerald101 he/him]

When the name you order put on your biotech labcoat is 'Truthwatcher'.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

When you do a double take, because your boyscout brother mentions he needs to make "something useful using lashings"

[Allomancy she/her]

When you are considering being shallan for Halloween.

Or a shardbearer

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you wish/hope with all of your Spiritweb that Wizards of the Coast would request Brandon to use his vast powers to write an official Magic: The Gathering history timeline/encyclopaedia detailing all the lore so far.

 

or when you wish/hope if the above doesn't happen, that Wizards instead make an official blockset based off the Cosmere (or at the very least, make limited edition planeswalkers of a few Cosmere characters)   

Edited September 12, 2015 by ParadoxSpren

[Sarcasm she/her]

When you tackle your Non-Sanderson best friend after she remarks that Sylphrena was a "glow-in-the dark fairy" after looking at fanart.

[Evil_Reptile]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're constantly considering what kind of spren you would be attracting at the time.

[Xaladin he/him]

When Damnation, but that woman is beautiful.

[acatnamedkaren she/her]

When you (and your sanderfan friend) don't have to study for a test on metal and alloys and watch everyone study their heads off.

Edited September 15, 2015 by acatnamedkaren

[Evil_Reptile]

When you have dressed up as a Steel Inquisitor for Halloween.

[+Slowswift]

When you smell onions (or garlic, can't remember which one) while walking and get the Calamity scared out of you.

Edited September 15, 2015 by Slowswift