Allomancy she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Alcatraz teached me not to read the end of books. And yes, I did that before. I was a very bad person. It's okay. I used to do that too. If a book was getting scary, or if I thought someone would die, I would go to the end of the book. Shame on me. 1
Elbereth she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you start transcribing a signing instead of doing your homework. ...when you think about your Epic weakness, and you decide it would be papercuts (I'm not joking). 2
MrMistborn he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 You know you AREN'T when you join 17th shard and realise just how many threads you have to trawl through to become a true sanderfan You know you ARE when you see the word catechism written on a floor tile in the bathroom at school, and leave a stick there, only to find that the stick seems to have become fire and vanished, and the writer (obviously a fellow fan) has left a vial of metal shavings from the science labs in its place 10
Bort he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 You know you're a Sanderfan when you read this line... FantasyCon registration will be in the atrium of the Convention Centre during the following times: ... and your first thought is 'Oh, they spelled Atium wrong'. 5
Delightful Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 You know you AREN'T when you join 17th shard and realise just how many threads you have to trawl through to become a true sanderfan You know you ARE when you see the word catechism written on a floor tile in the bathroom at school, and leave a stick there, only to find that the stick seems to have become fire and vanished, and the writer (obviously a fellow fan) has left a vial of metal shavings from the science labs in its place Catechism? It's a legit thing, some people read the end of a book first. I greatly dislike it when I accidentally read the ending, particularly the last line.
vatsan16 Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 You know you are a sanderfan when you go through the maps at the front of the books very closely 3
MrMistborn he/him Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 Catechism? It's a legit thing, some people read the end of a book first. I greatly dislike it when I accidentally read the ending, particularly the last line. "Catechism of the seventh floor tile?" No?...
Delightful Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 "Catechism of the seventh floor tile?" No?...The diagram? I've only read through that scene twice or so
Moonskin she/her Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you realize with disappointment that all those people talking about "Siri" have not necessarily read Warbreaker 6
Elbereth she/her Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 When you go to the Asian Art Museum and see lots of red ink stamps, and all you can think is "Why aren't they round?" When you finally see a round one, and you think it must be from MaiDon, because no Rememberer would put the seal in such an obvious place. When you then begin to wonder how many are stamped in places that aren't visible, and begin to suspect that everything in the museum is Forged. 2
Alfa he/him Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 ...when you suddenly start treating metal with respect. 2
Shardbearer he/him Posted October 21, 2015 Author Posted October 21, 2015 When you feel compelled to thank inanimate objects that you bring to life to serve your whims. What? That happened... 3
Elbereth she/her Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 This is a dream that happened to me: I was playing a game where everyone is in the pool and pretends to be dead. I'm not entirely sure how you were supposed to win the game, but I know I won. How? I burned cadmium, and so no one could see me breathe or move. 3
MrMistborn he/him Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 When your teacher asks the class what the most valuable metal is, and you and your best friend shout out "ATIUM!" at the same time 16
MrMistborn he/him Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 And when a girl named Vin joins your Drama workshops and it takes all your mental strength to keep from flipping the storm out 13
Delightful Posted October 23, 2015 Posted October 23, 2015 When you have this conversation: "Hey can I have my copy of Alloy of Law back?" "Sure, can I give it to you at lunch?" "Yes. Wayne would approve of the food." 2
Delightful Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 When Google bothers you: Absolutely, the lack of apostrophe drives me insane. 10
Allomancy she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 When you are sitting on your couch on the shard, while wearing a mistcloak. When you are being vin for Halloween. 5
Moonskin she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 When you watch a demo of Final Fantasy XV and realize that the heros' weapons literaly vanish into mist when they let go of them 3
Elbereth she/her Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) When you see the word "stratum" and you read "atium". When you create a magic system that is basically Allomancy with rocks and powers of 3... I mean... A totally different magic system that has nothing to do with Allomancy. I promise. Edited October 26, 2015 by Elbereth (Limelleth)
Kairos Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 When you made a magic system based on dirt that has absolutely nothing to do with Whire Sand.
Titan Arum Posted October 26, 2015 Posted October 26, 2015 When you get super giddy and know that today will be a good day because Brandon retweeted your picture of the Rao o' Lantern that you carved for Halloween!!! 4
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted October 27, 2015 Posted October 27, 2015 When instead of weight lifting, you lift Words of Radiance. 8
thegatorgirl00 she/her Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 When you hear that the topic in Psychology for the day is false memories and your first thought is we're learning about Forgery. 3
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