Cruxer Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 You Know You're a Sanderfan When. . . you play league of legends and you get serial shroomed by teemo and you /all chat "Storming rat" and no one gets it. . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Ok......it's bad, im open to comments and suggestions (thinking from Adolins perspective) PLAINS SHATTERED LIKE MY HEART Met you the other day, Practising in my shardplate It barely caught me, you swept me away (swept me away) I asked you out, it all seemed great Then your hand slapped my face You nearly tripped on your skirt on your way out (way out) Now I'm standing facing the stormwall and These plain are shattered like my heart Tunnels deep and far apart The chasmfiends are moving through And I can't see my way back to you Back to you Don’t know what I did wrong Stormfather just plays along And though I thought that I was strong But it's been clear right from the start These plains are shattered like my heart Spreading from the epicenter like the impact Of a whitespine's tail through my heart Never thought I'd be attacked like that. Edit: I actually quite like the prechorus/chorus lines I'm just rather hopeless on verses right now. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 When your doctor tells you that you have anemia problems and your first thought is that you are definitely not a mistborn (because you would'nt be low on iron if you were ^^) ... you might be though. The fact that you are low on iron could mean you have been unintentionally burning it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 I LOVE THIS SO MUCHI'm glad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonskin Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 ... you might be though. The fact that you are low on iron could mean you have been unintentionally burning it. True, I should definitely tell that to my doctor! (..and I know I am a Sanderfan because I seriously consider doing so, just for the fun of it ^^') 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you get really happy and take tons of pictures on foggy mornings. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 You know you're a sanderfan when you post this topic on your front door: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/6707-103-accurate-list-of-things-that-will-happen-in-stones-unhallowed/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 When you, when you...... When you get stuck on NanoWrimo, find a random prompt on the internet to free-write, and end up writing this thing : (Stormlight and Mistborn spoilers probably) Once upon a time there was a pink glove that Shallan had dropped even though she was busy holding her shardblade and didn’t care she still worried a little about her uncovered safehand. The Parshendi in front of her paused, staring in shock and horror at her controversial uncovering of the hand. Shallan took a Memory of the voidbringer's face, before sucking all the stormlight from the beads in his beard and disappearing into Shadesmar. Pattern appeared beside her, head made of impossible shapes and body stiff underneath his robes, as if he were actually Plank in disguise. "Lies……delicious lies" he murmured. Shallan sighed, shoulders slumping. "Come on Pattern! How many times have I told you you're not allowed to eat lies! Pattern looked at her shocked, and Shallan took a Memory of the face to later compare to the Parshendi. Pattern then hunched his cardboard shoulders , somehow managing to pull off something like the demeanour of a sad puppy with the limited and yet infiniteness of his face. "Yes, yes I know you're hungry. Well, you can't eat lies and I need truths to progress so that my power level will be over nine thousand. Can't you like, chew grass or something?" Pattern managed to look even sadder. Shallan realized that she was being mean. She needed to treat Pattern better. Not like her father had -ooh was that a butterfly? In Shadesmar? What was that doing here? Shallan dismissed her shardblade, then took Pattern by his bony elbow and went skipping down the yellow brick road that magically appeared. So there, Shallan thought. So there Ron Weasley. You follow the spiders and I'll follow the butterfly. Chasmfiends are way scarier than nasty old Aragog anyway. And who need a flying Ford Anglia? Shallan found herself wondering what a Ford Anglia was. She must ask Jasnah. How did she even know about it? She'd seen the man with the long face and sharp eyes hanging around again – the one who had given her hope at that Middlefest festival so long ago when her father had – Shallan found herself in a tree, with a creature with a face like a giant moon staring at her. "Welcome to the faraway tree!' the creature said, while Shallan had a minor panic attack, the main thought filling her mind was "What is a tree? And why is everything so green?" Suddenly Kelsier appeared on the branch next to her. "Mare dreamed about this," he sighed melodramatically. "Harmony knows where the mists have gone. And where she has gone with them. Oh Mare…." Kelsier stared off into the middle distance, while Shallan considered pulling rank on this strange darkeyes with the long straggly blond hair, then reconsidered. The moon-faced man looked out of his burrow in the tree trunk again. "Hello. You look lost," he said. "That happens a lot. The top of this tree leads you to different worlds. Go up there and you'll be back home in no time." "Ok," said Shallan, and left Kelsier, who was still as a statue and still staring out. She wondered for a moment if she poked him, would he fall out the tree, then she chided herself on being so childish. She was a radiant now. Or something like it. Too mature to go pushing grown men out of trees. She hiked up her skirts instead, and climbed the tree. Sure enough, there was a black hole, and through it she could see the clouds and sun of shadesmar. Checking that she still had stormlight raging within her, angry at its captivity like Kaladin was, minus the heartache, Shallan stepped into Shadesmar, with Pattern following behind. And stepped out into Newcago. The first thing she saw was a young woman with short black hair and a coat that really needed to be fixed it was in such tatters. The woman was bouncing back and forth between the buildings of steel, occasionally stopping to scrape off the side of a building and swallow it dry. What on earth was she doing? Trying to eat the city? Suddenly Pattern screamed "LIES!" Shallan clamped her hands to her ears. Vin started and disappeared. "LIES!" "Wow, wow, Pattern calm down," she said, but Pattern was shaking uncontrollably, tears streaming down his face. Shallan hadn't thought that spren could cry. She would have to document this, just after that piercing wail was gone from her head. "Pattern! You're a full grown spren now! Behave!" It had no effect. Pattern sank to the floor on his knees, screaming. "LIES! LIES! FILTHY LIES! RECKONERS ISN"T COSMERE!" 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_shadow Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 When you have a dream where Szeth was sent to assassinate Stephen Harper, who then successfully fought him off with an oilpipe. That was weird. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbereth Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 When you hear you're doing a play called The Ash Girl, and the first place you go to is Vin, rather than Cinderella. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 When you are reading the Odessy and it says "storming Zeus" and you literally have to sit there and wonder why that particular character was swearing at Zeus. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashadar Mistborn Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) When you look at your course syllabus for United States History, and part of it is obscured by other papers so you can only see Unite... and you immediately read "Unite them." Because that makes so much sense for the syllabus of a course that you are already taking. Also, when it is raining during practice and you yell "STORMing storm" on reflex. Edited November 10, 2015 by Mashadar Mistborn 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 When you relate to Spook more than real people. Also when you nickname your little brother Rennin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 When you relate to Spook more than real people. Also when you nickname your little brother Rennin. I should call my little brother Obliteration. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I should call my little brother Obliteration. I think when my niece hits the 'terrible twos' phase, I'm going to start calling her "The Everstorm" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 I think when my niece hits the 'terrible twos' phase, I'm going to start calling her "The Everstorm" And when she visits, say, "The everstorm is coming..." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 The Everstorm: Anticipated and dreaded more than Winter since 1173(?) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 I think when my niece hits the 'terrible twos' phase, I'm going to start calling her "The Everstorm" The Everstorm comes. The playdate of sorrows. The love of uncles is a frigid thing, as cold and harsh as a winter storm. Or Aunts. ODIUM REIGNS. AND SHE DOES NOT WANT TO GO TO BED. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 When you randomly hold out your hand and start counting heartbeats. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 You flinch whenever you see people drawing with chalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 When the word spren is almost included your biology exam answers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 When stew with shells sounds like a good idea 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 When stew with shells sounds like a good idea Mmmm...I gotta try that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 When you finish a Stormlight reread and have nothing do do with your life, so even though you are bad at drawing, you try to draw all the Shardblades. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 When you decide to re-read the Cosmere in a week. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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