You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When you and your sister play "Cosmere" instead of horse or pig. (For those who don't know, horse and pig are variations of the same basketball game. A google search will explain it better.)

[Reckless Reader]

When you find out that two of your teachers have read the cosmere and henceforth always have WoK out on your desk to try to promote a conversation

[Kairos]

When you're taking a class that breaks the action of buying stuff into three segments, and one of those segments is called cognitive, and you immediately forget the other two names in favor of spiritual and physical.

 

Fortunately, they fit well.

[The Voiceless One he/him]

3 hours ago, Kairos said:

When you're taking a class that breaks the action of buying stuff into three segments, and one of those segments is called cognitive, and you immediately forget the other two names in favor of spiritual and physical.

I did this in my Psychology class.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you go to a bookstore on a field trip for the top readers in the school, and you get someone to buy Mistborn!

[Xtafa]

When you hope you can one day release your book just in case another Sanderfan reads it and groans at the horrrrrible pun you put in

[Tesh Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Xtafa said:

When you hope you can one day release your book just in case another Sanderfan reads it and groans at the horrrrrible pun you put in

What is it?

[Xtafa]

19 minutes ago, Tesh said:

What is it?

As the troops began to search through the crowd, whispers began to spread. "Savages, marking the children! Did you see the brand on Sander's son? Disgusting"

[Tesh Any pronouns]

27 minutes ago, Xtafa said:

As the troops began to search through the crowd, whispers began to spread. "Savages, marking the children! Did you see the brand on Sander's son? Disgusting"

Oh boy... I... Oh... *shakes head* 

[Xtafa]

13 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Oh boy... I... Oh... *shakes head* 

Success!

[Reckless Reader]

When you wonder if anyone has made spren emojis

[MountainKing]

There are some, somewhere in the forum, I don't have the link.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

11 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said:

When you wonder if anyone has made spren emojis

Someone has. They're on here somewhere.

When you get your librarian to buy a copy of Alcatraz for the school library.

The irony!

When in the 7th HP movie, part two, Voldemort's robe floats up and almost strangled Harry, and you and Cel look at each other. Then, of course, we cracked up.

[AonEne he/him]

Here you go

[LadyLameness]

When you use aspects of the Cosmere as examples to understand your university courses. 

Nalthis and Awakening make very interesting puzzles when delving into the science of colour and perception. 

[Rebecca she/her]

6 hours ago, Reckless Reader said:

When you wonder if anyone has made spren emojis

There’s also this Syl one.

Edited May 21, 2018 by Rebecca

[King Cole he/him]

When you panic when the Shrard isn't working for some reason

[Nictorius]

Probably a common one but whenever I go to curse at something, my choice of words are now; Storms, Stormfather or Damnation. 

Introduced work friend to SA who now understands when he hears me. 

[Apollyon he/him]

When the words ‘chull dung’ find their way in to every conversation you have.

Also, when your friend is active on the Shard but won’t post anything so you can’t get to his profile...

Edited May 21, 2018 by Apollyon

[Archer he/him]

Last night I was watching LOTR. After the one scene, I turned to my friend and started talking about the Nazgûls. I talked for about one minute before they finally said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Confused, I responded along the lines of, "They showed up one scene ago! You know, black hoods, armored horses. The mistwraiths!"

You know you're a Sanderfan when you confuse Mistwraiths and Ringwraiths.

 

[Reckless Reader]

When you think back to when your friend dragged you to the library and forced you to check out Mistborn, and it seems like a perfectly logical thing to do now.

[Kidpen he/him]

3 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said:

When you think back to when your friend dragged you to the library and forced you to check out Mistborn, and it seems like a perfectly logical thing to do now.

What do you mean "seems"?

[King Cole he/him]

32 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said:

When you think back to when your friend dragged you to the library and forced you to check out Mistborn, and it seems like a perfectly logical thing to do now.

*is a perfectly logical thing to do now 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

you should thank them profusly, kidpen

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

I was watching a just dance game, the guys have a shadow following them. I thought it was his soul being broken.