You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[AonEne he/him]

http://www.creminternational.com/about-us/

When you don't want to drink this coffee, for obvious reasons. Probably costs a broam and an atium nugget anyway. Also, I don't drink coffee.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When you need to find other hobbies so you can stop thinking about Sanderson's books for one storming second!

Yes. I just said that.

And yes, it is starting to be a problem.

Eh. Whatever. I might start up fencing. And I've started watching RWBY. Thanks to @AonEne. 

[little wheel he/him]

So let me tell y'all a story. I was in an unnamed PM with @Caesura, who mentioned her boyfriend getting her a cashmere scarf. I said:

"Cashmere? More like coshmere"

I'm done. Thank you, and good night.

[AonEne he/him]

3 hours ago, Tesh said:

I've started watching RWBY. Thanks to @AonEne. 

You're welcome.

When your brain has a serious debate over whether Ozpin is secretly Harmony. He's not. But I swear he's related to Hoid or something.

[Nerd3.14159265358979 he/him]

When you're playing a word game and keep trying to use words such as "RAFO" or "Seon".

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

You're welcome.

When your brain has a serious debate over whether Ozpin is secretly Harmony. He's not. But I swear he's related to Hoid or something.

That's what I thought when I first saw him. "Hoid!"

[KnightRadiant she/her]

When your brother gives you a spear with the 'shash' and Bridge Four glyphs etched into it as a perfectly logical present.

[Apollyon he/him]

When their have been many times that someone on the Shard changes their username and you struggle to figure out who they were before... I’m looking at you @Inklingspren and @Stormblessed Dolphin...

[King Cole he/him]

14 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

When their have been many times that someone on the Shard changes their username and you struggle to figure out who they were before... I’m looking at you @Inklingspren and @Stormblessed Dolphin...

@Steeldancer changing his name from The Flash confused me. Especially the icon change that went with it

[Steeldancer he/him]

I became a cosmere flash. 

[Apollyon he/him]

To be fair, a Steeldancer would be ridiculously fast, and not to mention, much cooler than the Flash...

[Steeldancer he/him]

7 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

To be fair, a Steeldancer would be ridiculously fast, and not to mention, much cooler than the Flash...

ah heck yeah. In addition to being fast as a result of compounding+abrasion, I can also make shardplate, shardblade, steelpush, and heal and grow stuff. Pretty awesome

[King Cole he/him]

1 hour ago, Steeldancer said:

ah heck yeah. In addition to being fast as a result of compounding+abrasion, I can also make shardplate, shardblade, steelpush, and heal and grow stuff. Pretty awesome

But regular Flash is even cooler

[Zath he/him]

On 5/21/2018 at 9:24 PM, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

When you're playing a word game and keep trying to use words such as "RAFO" or "Seon".

This happens in my family all the time.  Skaa, Trell, atium, crem, aon, lurcher...

Oh wait, "lurcher" is an actual word. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

30 minutes ago, Zath said:

This happens in my family all the time.  Skaa, Trell, atium, crem, aon, lurcher...

Oh wait, "lurcher" is an actual word. 

Lurch is, but I don't think lurcher is.

[Steeldancer he/him]

6 hours ago, King Cole said:

But regular Flash is even cooler

...debatable. 

[Gancho Libre he/him]

VERY debatable.

I'm with you on this, Steeldancer. 

First law in Fiction: Sanderson trumps all others.

[Apollyon he/him]

The Second Law of Fiction: When in doubt, consult Sanderson, if RAFO'd, rinse and repeat.

[Ink he/him]

21 hours ago, Apollyon said:

When their have been many times that someone on the Shard changes their username and you struggle to figure out who they were before... I’m looking at you @Inklingspren and @Stormblessed Dolphin...

Hey, Prof was too unoriginal, and Quell just didnt really fit.

[Zath he/him]

16 hours ago, Tesh said:

Lurch is, but I don't think lurcher is.

The Scrabble online dictionary has it, so as far as word games in my family are concerned -- it's a word.  Granted, I'll probably never use it or hear it in a normal conversation. 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you try to casually slip the word "lurcher" into everyday conversation.

[AonEne he/him]

57 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Hey, Prof was too unoriginal, and Quell just didnt really fit.

Your name used to be Prof?

I missed that completely.

[Ink he/him]

5 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Your name used to be Prof?

I missed that completely.

A long, long time ago. Like February. Before you joined, i think.

[Rebecca she/her]

 

1 hour ago, Inklingspren said:

Hey, Prof was too unoriginal, and Quell just didnt really fit.

Oh, that was you? Prof I mean. I knew you used to be Quell. Username changes really are confusing.

[Ink he/him]

I agree. Sorry y'all. I think i'll stick with this now though 

[Xaladin he/him]

11 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

I agree. Sorry y'all. I think i'll stick with this now though 

When you dub putting dating women on hold "going malen" while you get your financial situation under control ...